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#3001 Dauth

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Posted 16 January 2010 - 16:16

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(16:04:34) AJ (minion): I am assuming there is about 50% of me left
(16:04:47) AJ (minion): Then about 40% you, and about 10% Ion :P
(16:04:53) Ben: Dauth:: No Wiz?
(16:05:00) Ben: Dauth:: And what has Ion programmed in?
(16:06:55) AJ (minion): Ion is bastardness and hatred of all idiots :P
(16:07:13) AJ (minion): Suppose I have a little bit of Wiz in me, but atm I am neither rich, nor a womaniser :P


#3002 Dauth

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Posted 16 January 2010 - 18:46

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(18:43:36) Ben: Dauth:: gnome back up
(18:43:44) JNengland77: ok
(18:44:12) Ben: Dauth:: ssh going
(18:44:23) JNengland77: Yeah I was already logged in.
(18:44:55) Ben: Dauth:: fecking hyper serveradmins :P
(18:45:16) JNengland77: :P


#3003 Libains

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Posted 17 January 2010 - 00:19

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JRK says:
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Alex says:
well done kiddo
JRK says:
epic birthday cake
Alex says:
I want one now
Cake, not to give oral sex
JRK says:
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#3004 Dauth

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Posted 17 January 2010 - 15:49

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(15:41:56) AJ (minion): Fine, I'll have to get the whip on Wiz 8|
(15:42:07) Ben: Dauth:: he'll enjoy that you know
(15:42:33) AJ (minion): if I were his wife, he'd love it
(15:48:31) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(15:48:38) AJ (minion): ....


#3005 Dauth

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Posted 18 January 2010 - 19:48

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(19:46:01) Ben: Dauth:: You just called Wiz a newbie
(19:46:28) AJ (minion): I know, I'm going to be committed any day now
(19:46:43) Ben: Dauth:: Nope
(19:46:53) Ben: Dauth:: just found with your head nailed to your feet
(19:47:05) AJ (minion): Either/or
(19:47:17) Ben: Dauth:: kk
(19:47:33) AJ (minion): He'll just work some magic and I will be well and truly buggered :sly:
(19:47:47) Ben: Dauth:: read that again would you
(19:48:07) AJ (minion): FUCK
(19:48:15) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(19:48:32) AJ (minion): FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK


#3006 Wizard

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Posted 18 January 2010 - 19:54

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Posted 18 January 2010 - 20:01

View PostWizard, on 18 Jan 2010, 21:54, said:

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#3008 Ion Cannon!

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 02:22

View PostDauth, on 18 Jan 2010, 19:48, said:

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(19:46:01) Ben: Dauth:: You just called Wiz a newbie
(19:46:28) AJ (minion): I know, I'm going to be committed any day now
(19:46:43) Ben: Dauth:: Nope
(19:46:53) Ben: Dauth:: just found with your head nailed to your feet
(19:47:05) AJ (minion): Either/or
(19:47:17) Ben: Dauth:: kk
(19:47:33) AJ (minion): He'll just work some magic and I will be well and truly buggered :sly:
(19:47:47) Ben: Dauth:: read that again would you
(19:48:07) AJ (minion): FUCK
(19:48:15) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(19:48:32) AJ (minion): FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK



AJ is still busy failing I see.
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#3009 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 02:29

^ You were expecting something different? How dare you sir!
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#3010 Ion Cannon!

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 02:31

View PostSgt. Nuker, on 19 Jan 2010, 2:29, said:

^ You were expecting something different? How dare you sir!


Nah, its just nice to see the world is working correctly.
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#3011 Vision#

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 21:43

im drags deskmate and in front of us is this annoying dude who just randomly joins conversations when he is not supposed to be there and most time even don't know what we are talking about

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Vision:Wut Day is it ?
Drag : its tuesday
Vision: so its TF2 TUESDAY !
Annoying dude : on what channel ?

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#3012 CodeCat

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 23:06

Imagining him saying that in Estonian makes it all the better. We're world-famous now!
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#3013 Mbob61

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 01:34

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The_Swimmer99@hotmail.com says:
*a STANAG holds 30 rounds
*I can't say I'd need more than one a person
*I could fix this world right up ;)

ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA says:
*that would be interesting :P
*butterfly attempt for the win and lose at the same time xD
*affect*

The_Swimmer99@hotmail.com says:
*haha

ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA says:
*effect*

The_Swimmer99@hotmail.com says:
*I didn't see that movie, but I get the concept
*it's scary

ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA says:
*yeah
*indeed

The_Swimmer99@hotmail.com says:
*I might have to do it anyway, though

ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA says:
*no screwing with history! :)

The_Swimmer99@hotmail.com says:
*what about screwing… through history...
*I'm sorry, that was probably the worst pun I've ever made

ECM(ike) - Puts the C in CBA says:
*I'm afraid so
**quotes*

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#3014 Pav:3d

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 01:40

Paul is what Im know as to people at uni and work places

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Pav - CMON GIMME THE CASSHHHHHHHHHH says:
good stuff
Sinn Exit says:
But yeah. I've spoken to Paul and others and they all say that 100 is over kill
50 would've been better
Pav - CMON GIMME THE CASSHHHHHHHHHH says:
spoken to paul?
Sinn Exit says:
Yeah
Pav - CMON GIMME THE CASSHHHHHHHHHH says:
which paul?
Sinn Exit says:
... Sorry shit
Pav - CMON GIMME THE CASSHHHHHHHHHH says:
xD
Sinn Exit says:
I mean't Luck
Luke*
Pav - CMON GIMME THE CASSHHHHHHHHHH says:
haha
Sinn Exit says:
Sorry crap


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#3015 Destiny

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Posted 23 January 2010 - 00:31

7:00 AM - Liten: Boo, ze~
7:00 AM - Destiny: ...
7:00 AM - Liten pokes
7:00 AM - Destiny: ...
7:00 AM - Liten: WIC GET!
7:00 AM - Destiny: ...
7:01 AM - Liten: Stop that D;
7:01 AM - Destiny: ...
7:01 AM - Liten: ;(
7:01 AM - Destiny: Dauth will become Libains if he reads http://forums.swr-productions.com/index.ph...amp;#entry22132 .
7:02 AM - Liten: The hell...
7:02 AM - Destiny: Believe me, MSWord and F7 will do wonders.
7:03 AM - Destiny: But Dauth will still turn in his grave.
7:03 AM - Liten: Is Dauth dead?
7:03 AM - Liten: WAT!?
7:03 AM - Destiny: Isn't the meaning of Dauth = Death?
7:03 AM - Liten: Death isn't dead
7:04 AM - Destiny: ...
7:04 AM - Destiny: Well my body certainly did turn underground.
7:04 AM - Destiny: I feel like...a grammar Nazi.
7:04 AM - Destiny: No, an English Nazi.
7:05 AM - Liten: Burn some books then
7:05 AM - Destiny: But I am IDK IDC NMP so I won't do anything about it :v
7:07 AM - Destiny: Oh my god, the cat sneaked into the house...again.
7:07 AM - Liten: PUSH IT!
7:07 AM - Destiny: Aww crap man..
7:07 AM - Liten: OUT!
7:07 AM - Destiny: I knew something was wrong.
7:07 AM - Liten: Use gloves
7:08 AM - Liten: And for gods sake...
7:08 AM - Liten: Get some good doors >_>
7:09 AM - Destiny: ...
7:36 AM - Liten: Rape Alert 3, ze~
7:36 AM - Destiny: Some...problems won't let me play fullscreen'd games.
7:36 AM - Liten: The cat!
7:37 AM - Liten: You seem to have too much trouble |8
7:37 AM - Destiny: ...
7:37 AM - Liten: Get a computer that isn't stupid |8
7:38 AM - Destiny: I'm the stupid one here, not my PC-chan.
7:38 AM - Liten: Yes, you are stupid since you are reffering to your PC as an older female |:
7:38 AM - Destiny: Older?
7:38 AM - Destiny: OLDER?!
7:38 AM - Destiny: OLDER?!?!?
7:38 AM - Liten: Younger than :V
7:38 AM - Liten: *then
7:39 AM - Liten: I tend to mix those things up |8
7:39 AM - Destiny: Hahaha, take it easy and indulge in Japanese.
7:39 AM - Destiny: You'll learn not to make mistakes sooon
7:40 AM - Liten: I don't learn japanese |8
7:40 AM - Liten: It is a silly place
7:40 AM - Destiny: Wrong
7:40 AM - Destiny: Japanese is not a place.
7:40 AM - Destiny: ...yet.
7:40 AM - Liten: GIGA FORTRESS!
7:41 AM - Destiny: no
7:41 AM - Destiny: Jet Tengu
7:41 AM - Liten: *Defeats tengu with Giga Fortress*
7:41 AM - Destiny: *Respawn in 3...2..
7:41 AM - Liten: *Destroys Respawn*
7:41 AM - Destiny: Reload in 3...2...
7:42 AM - Liten: *Wins*
7:42 AM - Destiny: Losing in 10...9...8...
7:42 AM - Liten: 3...2...1...
7:42 AM - Destiny: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
7:42 AM - Liten: You
7:43 AM - Liten: No
7:43 AM - Destiny: You just lost the game.
7:43 AM - Liten: This
7:43 AM - Liten: Hint
7:43 AM - Liten: Enters
7:43 AM - Liten: Gods
7:43 AM - Destiny: Gods?
7:43 AM - Liten: Armor
7:43 AM - Liten: Mass
7:43 AM - Destiny: ???
7:43 AM - Liten: Epic |8
7:43 AM - Destiny: ...
7:44 AM - Liten: [|
7:44 AM - Destiny: ...
7:45 AM - Liten: This is the Cuprising
7:45 AM - Destiny: B-cup?
7:45 AM - Liten: No
7:45 AM - Liten: Ecchi-Cup
7:45 AM - Destiny: Hen...never mind.
7:45 AM - Liten: Yes!
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#3016 Libains

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Posted 23 January 2010 - 15:15

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Chyros says:
I don't think he'd want to
Alex says:
Daaaamn
Chyros says:
besides as we both know I can never be killed
and my back may be the most dangerous part of me
my fart is worse than my bite
Alex says:
LOL
*QUOTES*

Edited by AJ, 23 January 2010 - 15:16.

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#3017 Warbz

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Posted 25 January 2010 - 19:22

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Warbzy says:
alright, ima go grab some grub then, cya in a bit.
"Alex is writing"
lol

Alex says:
Righto mate, cya laters :P

Warbzy says:
I'ma waiting :P
Oh... xD
ok

Alex says:
PFT, I am FAST

Warbzy says:
That's what she said.

Alex says:
Get more gos in in one night :P

Warbzy says:
That is sooo going on the forums

Alex says:
Wouldn't have expected any less

Edited by W!, 25 January 2010 - 19:23.


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#3018 Libains

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 02:24

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[FS] AJ: Bloody Aussies
[FS] Hobbesy: Wonder when they'll ban crocodiles for being violent.
[FS] AJ: 'From now on all children under the age of 18 must be wrapped in cotton wool'
[FS] Hobbesy: From now on Australia shall be known as Airstrip One
[FS] Hobbesy: I'm going to go comfort RaidK in this hard time.
[FS] AJ: LOL
[FS] Hobbesy: I wonder if Rudd is a virgin.
[FS] AJ: He needs a comforting hand
[FS] AJ: Who?
[FS] Hobbesy: Kevin Rudd
[FS] Hobbesy: Prime Minister of Australia
[FS] AJ: Oh, that Rudd, I thought Paul Rudd for some reason
[FS] AJ: And no idea, maybe
[FS] Hobbesy: Either way they're fucked
[FS] AJ: Well, he's not


Aussies, they bring it on themselves :P
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#3019 Liten

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 18:17

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[18:50] Argetlam: btw, I never saw bob speaking about women on the forums
[18:50] Argetlam: is he gay or something ? D:
[18:50] Liten: Lets quote this and see how he responds.
[18:50] Argetlam: ... I shall prepare to get banned then D:
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[18:51] Argetlam: wait, maybe he's into ghosts ?
[18:51] Liten: Then we know who he will go after
[18:51] Argetlam: we gotta warn Destiny !
[18:51] Liten: Yes!
[18:51] Liten: But..
[18:52] Liten: He/She/It is asleep D:
[18:52] Argetlam: ghosts never sleep D;
[18:52] Liten: It does D:

SOMEONE WARN HIM BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! [img]http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp129/JonThePon/Smilies/:P.png[/img]
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Kyle Carter said:

Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


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Posted 28 January 2010 - 18:33

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Watch it, pal.
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F O R T H E N S
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#3021 Chyros

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 18:33

View PostLiten, on 28 Jan 2010, 20:17, said:

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[18:50] Argetlam: btw, I never saw bob speaking about women on the forums
[18:50] Argetlam: is he gay or something ? D:
[18:50] Liten: Lets quote this and see how he responds.
[18:50] Argetlam: ... I shall prepare to get banned then D:
[18:51] Liten: Indeed Posted Image
[18:51] Argetlam: wait, maybe he's into ghosts ?
[18:51] Liten: Then we know who he will go after
[18:51] Argetlam: we gotta warn Destiny !
[18:51] Liten: Yes!
[18:51] Liten: But..
[18:52] Liten: He/She/It is asleep D:
[18:52] Argetlam: ghosts never sleep D;
[18:52] Liten: It does D:

SOMEONE WARN HIM BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! [img]http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp129/JonThePon/Smilies/:P.png[/img]
You fewels, you should see his drawings :P .
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#3022 Brad

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 18:38

His drawings would be outlawed by the Aussies methinks.
You almost did, didn't you?

#3023 Liten

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 18:38

You have a point there lad :P
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Kyle Carter said:

Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#3024 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 28 January 2010 - 19:36

Bob gets things done behind the scenes :P
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Posted 29 January 2010 - 06:13

View PostLiten, on 29 Jan 2010, 2:17, said:

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[18:50] Argetlam: btw, I never saw bob speaking about women on the forums
[18:50] Argetlam: is he gay or something ? D:
[18:50] Liten: Lets quote this and see how he responds.
[18:50] Argetlam: ... I shall prepare to get banned then D:
[18:51] Liten: Indeed Posted Image
[18:51] Argetlam: wait, maybe he's into ghosts ?
[18:51] Liten: Then we know who he will go after
[18:51] Argetlam: we gotta warn Destiny !
[18:51] Liten: Yes!
[18:51] Liten: But..
[18:52] Liten: He/She/It is asleep D:
[18:52] Argetlam: ghosts never sleep D;
[18:52] Liten: It does D:

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Yuu~ Do you think Bob is that warped? Aww come on, his drawings are awesome.
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