don't get the one by chris.
1
Funny quotes
Started By CodeCat, Apr 18 2006 21:00
3523 replies to this topic
#302
-
- Gold Member
-
- 6111 posts
It's a trap!
Posted 05 December 2006 - 23:44
More Soviet Silliness! 
Quote
[00:25] <Cosmo> Why are we all Soviets?
[00:27] <CommissarCodeCat> We are all Soviets because our leader told us we are all equal!
[00:27] <JerryArr> Equal to what?
[00:27] <JerryArr> x² + x -4?
[00:27] <CommissarCodeCat> To each other!
[00:27] <Cosmo> But.. we aren't!
[00:27] <CommissarCodeCat> Our great glorious leader has declared it so!
[00:27] <JerryArr> Aw, I was hoping it was x² + x - 4.
[00:28] <CommissarCodeCat> I'm sorry, there is little place for intelligentsia in union.
[00:28] <CommissarCodeCat> This place is called Siberia hahahaha
[00:29] <JerryArr> Where are the huskies then?
[00:29] <CommissarCodeCat> Working in gulag like good comrades
[00:29] <ComradeFoxhound> Commissar, where did you put my case of vodka and AK-47 clips?
[00:30] <CommissarCodeCat> Am sorry comrade Foxhound, we are dispensing all in equal amounts. You will have to do with just trigger for now until more parts arrive.
[00:31] <ComradeFoxhound> How can I fire AK-47 with no AK-47? And you still have said nothing about vokda!
[00:31] <CommissarCodeCat> Same thing. We will evaporate vodka into air and transport it freely to all comrades across the union!
[00:32] <ComradeFoxhound> But vodka was in very small quantity! How will it noticably serve every comrade in the Union?
[00:32] <CommissarCodeCat> Just breathe in deeper my friend!
[00:32] <Spray> you must learn not to rely on a weapon. you must learn to BE the weapon
[00:33] <CommissarCodeCat> And not make one step backwards for comrade Stalin!
[00:34] <ComradeFoxhound> Commissar! This is not Stalingrad. We crushed the facists a long time ago!
[00:34] <Spray> if you can't learn to be the weapon, then raid someone's toolshed and improvise
[00:34] <CommissarCodeCat> Of course we shall improvise! A soldier of motherland fights with motherland!
[00:35] <Spray> I hear the short-handled shovels make fantastic weapons
[00:35] <ComradeFoxhound> But giving me a trigger and nothing else is even worse than giving me only a clip of ammo!
[00:35] <ComradeFoxhound> Fine. I will use this M-16 I found.
[00:36] <ComradeFoxhound> The capitalists will never know what hit them!
[00:37] <CommissarCodeCat> You pretend to shoot and enemy will pretend to die.
[00:39] <ComradeFoxhound> Comrades! Grab the anti-tank rifle!
[00:39] <ComradeFoxhound> Wait...where is the anti tank rifle! I only found the barrel!
[00:39] <CommissarCodeCat> Oh am sorry comrade, man who carried rest of rifle was shipped off to camp.
[00:40] <CommissarCodeCat> However he is doing well in gulag making new weapons for union as we speak!
[00:40] <ComradeFoxhound> But why did he take rifle with him? Who even allowed that?
[00:40] <CommissarCodeCat> That was why he went to camp. He gave weapon to enemy.
[00:41] <ComradeFoxhound> Comrades! Help me!
[00:41] <Tavis> But you're supposed to give weapon to enemy! Give grenades, just don't give them pin.
[00:41] <CommissarCodeCat> Hahaha!
[00:42] <CommissarCodeCat> I will drink to that comrade Tavich
[00:27] <CommissarCodeCat> We are all Soviets because our leader told us we are all equal!
[00:27] <JerryArr> Equal to what?
[00:27] <JerryArr> x² + x -4?
[00:27] <CommissarCodeCat> To each other!
[00:27] <Cosmo> But.. we aren't!
[00:27] <CommissarCodeCat> Our great glorious leader has declared it so!
[00:27] <JerryArr> Aw, I was hoping it was x² + x - 4.
[00:28] <CommissarCodeCat> I'm sorry, there is little place for intelligentsia in union.
[00:28] <CommissarCodeCat> This place is called Siberia hahahaha
[00:29] <JerryArr> Where are the huskies then?
[00:29] <CommissarCodeCat> Working in gulag like good comrades
[00:29] <ComradeFoxhound> Commissar, where did you put my case of vodka and AK-47 clips?
[00:30] <CommissarCodeCat> Am sorry comrade Foxhound, we are dispensing all in equal amounts. You will have to do with just trigger for now until more parts arrive.
[00:31] <ComradeFoxhound> How can I fire AK-47 with no AK-47? And you still have said nothing about vokda!
[00:31] <CommissarCodeCat> Same thing. We will evaporate vodka into air and transport it freely to all comrades across the union!
[00:32] <ComradeFoxhound> But vodka was in very small quantity! How will it noticably serve every comrade in the Union?
[00:32] <CommissarCodeCat> Just breathe in deeper my friend!
[00:32] <Spray> you must learn not to rely on a weapon. you must learn to BE the weapon
[00:33] <CommissarCodeCat> And not make one step backwards for comrade Stalin!
[00:34] <ComradeFoxhound> Commissar! This is not Stalingrad. We crushed the facists a long time ago!
[00:34] <Spray> if you can't learn to be the weapon, then raid someone's toolshed and improvise
[00:34] <CommissarCodeCat> Of course we shall improvise! A soldier of motherland fights with motherland!
[00:35] <Spray> I hear the short-handled shovels make fantastic weapons
[00:35] <ComradeFoxhound> But giving me a trigger and nothing else is even worse than giving me only a clip of ammo!
[00:35] <ComradeFoxhound> Fine. I will use this M-16 I found.
[00:36] <ComradeFoxhound> The capitalists will never know what hit them!
[00:37] <CommissarCodeCat> You pretend to shoot and enemy will pretend to die.
[00:39] <ComradeFoxhound> Comrades! Grab the anti-tank rifle!
[00:39] <ComradeFoxhound> Wait...where is the anti tank rifle! I only found the barrel!
[00:39] <CommissarCodeCat> Oh am sorry comrade, man who carried rest of rifle was shipped off to camp.
[00:40] <CommissarCodeCat> However he is doing well in gulag making new weapons for union as we speak!
[00:40] <ComradeFoxhound> But why did he take rifle with him? Who even allowed that?
[00:40] <CommissarCodeCat> That was why he went to camp. He gave weapon to enemy.
[00:41] <ComradeFoxhound> Comrades! Help me!
[00:41] <Tavis> But you're supposed to give weapon to enemy! Give grenades, just don't give them pin.
[00:41] <CommissarCodeCat> Hahaha!
[00:42] <CommissarCodeCat> I will drink to that comrade Tavich
CodeCat
Go dtiomsaítear do chód gan earráidí, is go gcríochnaítear do chláir go réidh. -Old Irish proverb
Go dtiomsaítear do chód gan earráidí, is go gcríochnaítear do chláir go réidh. -Old Irish proverb
#303
-
- Member Test
-
- 4358 posts
The word is law. The law is love.
-
Projects: stayin' alive
Posted 06 December 2006 - 01:40
IRC channel said:
-->| YOU (BillyChaka) have joined #estudios
=-= Topic for #estudios is “Happy 1337 haxor day! | Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh, Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'! Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov, Yediny, moguchy Shockwave Soyuz!”
=-= Topic for #estudios was set by CodeCat on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 9:15:00 AM
<ComradeFoxhound> Hello, Comrade Chakanov.
<BillyChaka> you can call me Billy Chaka in the context of an chinese name
<BillyChaka> but i'm not realy chinese
<BillyChaka> so i guess it doesn't work
<ComradeFoxhound> Chaka Billy then.
<BillyChaka> um
<BillyChaka> i know what you're getting at
<BillyChaka> but just call me Billy Chaka
<ComradeFoxhound> alright, comrade Billy Chaka.
-->| ComradeAilestrik (chatzilla@Acidchat-A23E4B83.ipt.aol.com) has joined #estudios
<BillyChaka> and then he just keeled over and died
<BillyChaka> it was kinda sad
<ComradeFoxhound> Yeah.
<ComradeFoxhound> I know what you mean.
<BillyChaka> i wish the dog didn't have to go like that...
<ComradeFoxhound> True. So tragic.
<BillyChaka> but i guess that's reality, y'know?
<ComradeFoxhound> Yup...
<BillyChaka> the gun was still loaded too
<BillyChaka> and the guy just drove off
<BillyChaka> so i was like "WTF!?!"
<ComradeFoxhound> Oh yeah, I forgot about the gun.
<ComradeFoxhound> How old was that dog anyway?
<BillyChaka> 6
<BillyChaka> :O
<ComradeFoxhound> Yes. Very tragic.
<ComradeFoxhound> Buddy didn't deserve that.
<BillyChaka> *sigh*
<BillyChaka> so what's up, ailestrike?
<ComradeFoxhound> Yes, how are you, comrade?
=-= Topic for #estudios is “Happy 1337 haxor day! | Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh, Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'! Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov, Yediny, moguchy Shockwave Soyuz!”
=-= Topic for #estudios was set by CodeCat on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 9:15:00 AM
<ComradeFoxhound> Hello, Comrade Chakanov.
<BillyChaka> you can call me Billy Chaka in the context of an chinese name
<BillyChaka> but i'm not realy chinese
<BillyChaka> so i guess it doesn't work
<ComradeFoxhound> Chaka Billy then.
<BillyChaka> um
<BillyChaka> i know what you're getting at
<BillyChaka> but just call me Billy Chaka
<ComradeFoxhound> alright, comrade Billy Chaka.
-->| ComradeAilestrik (chatzilla@Acidchat-A23E4B83.ipt.aol.com) has joined #estudios
<BillyChaka> and then he just keeled over and died
<BillyChaka> it was kinda sad
<ComradeFoxhound> Yeah.
<ComradeFoxhound> I know what you mean.
<BillyChaka> i wish the dog didn't have to go like that...
<ComradeFoxhound> True. So tragic.
<BillyChaka> but i guess that's reality, y'know?
<ComradeFoxhound> Yup...
<BillyChaka> the gun was still loaded too
<BillyChaka> and the guy just drove off
<BillyChaka> so i was like "WTF!?!"
<ComradeFoxhound> Oh yeah, I forgot about the gun.
<ComradeFoxhound> How old was that dog anyway?
<BillyChaka> 6
<BillyChaka> :O
<ComradeFoxhound> Yes. Very tragic.
<ComradeFoxhound> Buddy didn't deserve that.
<BillyChaka> *sigh*
<BillyChaka> so what's up, ailestrike?
<ComradeFoxhound> Yes, how are you, comrade?
The funniest thing about it was that Ailestrike wasn't even there.
Ion Cannon in IRC said:
[19:11] <+IonCannnon> Basically, billychaka is a heartless bastard.
#304
-
- Member
-
- 643 posts
I want to Poop, Back and Forth. Forever
Posted 06 December 2006 - 02:04
i actualy believe part of it too
#305
-
- Member
-
- 2591 posts
sniper extrordanare
Posted 09 December 2006 - 17:33
Quote
[12:21]<CrimsonWolf>Stop the caps before I bust a cap in your ass!
[12:22] <AVEFENIX2006> IT IS THE FIRST TIME THAT USE THIS THING
[12:22] <AVEFENIX2006> IT IS THE FIRST TIME THAT USE THIS THING
Sig and avy by yours truly
#306
-
- Project Team
-
- 7683 posts
Eternal Glow
Posted 09 December 2006 - 18:21
Quote
[CNCRE-Studios] Crazykenny (AKA Ken) zegt:
Im depressed...
General Sic zegt:
Really?
Gaia/Blaat -IRC: Join #revora on main.acidchat.net now! zegt:
Aww how about a group hug?
[CNCRE-Studios] Crazykenny (AKA Ken) zegt:
Group hug?! This is starting to sound like a revalidation center
Gaia/Blaat -IRC: Join #revora on main.acidchat.net now! zegt:
lol
General Sic zegt:
Im qouting this!
Im depressed...
General Sic zegt:
Really?
Gaia/Blaat -IRC: Join #revora on main.acidchat.net now! zegt:
Aww how about a group hug?
[CNCRE-Studios] Crazykenny (AKA Ken) zegt:
Group hug?! This is starting to sound like a revalidation center
Gaia/Blaat -IRC: Join #revora on main.acidchat.net now! zegt:
lol
General Sic zegt:
Im qouting this!
#307
-
- Project Team
-
- 5507 posts
Veteran
-
Projects: NLS 2D Artist, Code 13 Cameo Artist
Posted 10 December 2006 - 00:00
#308
-
- Member Test
-
- 4358 posts
The word is law. The law is love.
-
Projects: stayin' alive
Posted 10 December 2006 - 01:48
Quote
[20:46] <Logical2u> don't all romance languages have a base in latin?
[20:46] <BillyChaka> "come on!"
[20:46] <BillyChaka> duh
[20:46] <Elezzzark> Yes
[20:46] <Elezzzark> Latin, yes
[20:46] <BillyChaka> they're called Romance languages for a reason
[20:46] <Logical2u> ...
[20:46] <Logical2u> er
[20:46] <BillyChaka> Romance - Rome
[20:46] <Logical2u> goddamn
[20:46] <BillyChaka> ...
[20:46] <Logical2u> That makes more sense
[20:46] <Elezzzark> lol
[20:46] <Elezzzark> yes
[20:46] <Logical2u> than them being the language of sex.
[20:46] <Elezzzark> n00b
[20:47] <BillyChaka> oh my god
[20:47] <BillyChaka> the language of sex?
[20:47] <BillyChaka> like
[20:47] <Logical2u> or love
[20:47] <Logical2u> or romance
[20:47] <BillyChaka> "how you doin'...?"
[20:47] <Elezzzark> dude, Romances language are specified to Spanish, italian French, Portuguese and Romanian by Latin
[20:47] <Logical2u> you know what
[20:47] <Logical2u> shut up, Chaka.
[20:46] <BillyChaka> "come on!"
[20:46] <BillyChaka> duh
[20:46] <Elezzzark> Yes
[20:46] <Elezzzark> Latin, yes
[20:46] <BillyChaka> they're called Romance languages for a reason
[20:46] <Logical2u> ...
[20:46] <Logical2u> er
[20:46] <BillyChaka> Romance - Rome
[20:46] <Logical2u> goddamn
[20:46] <BillyChaka> ...
[20:46] <Logical2u> That makes more sense
[20:46] <Elezzzark> lol
[20:46] <Elezzzark> yes
[20:46] <Logical2u> than them being the language of sex.
[20:46] <Elezzzark> n00b
[20:47] <BillyChaka> oh my god
[20:47] <BillyChaka> the language of sex?
[20:47] <BillyChaka> like
[20:47] <Logical2u> or love
[20:47] <Logical2u> or romance
[20:47] <BillyChaka> "how you doin'...?"
[20:47] <Elezzzark> dude, Romances language are specified to Spanish, italian French, Portuguese and Romanian by Latin
[20:47] <Logical2u> you know what
[20:47] <Logical2u> shut up, Chaka.
Ion Cannon in IRC said:
[19:11] <+IonCannnon> Basically, billychaka is a heartless bastard.
#309
-
- Member
-
- 2231 posts
The Sneaky Cannon Fodder in the Background
-
Projects: Science!
Posted 16 December 2006 - 20:54
Dev Team Convo, on 16 Dec 2006, said:
[Comr4de] sagt:
yea i got the technician coming to fix this damn internet from hell
[...]
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
lol @ comrade
[...]
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
i bet the technician looks like a priest
[Comr4de] sagt:
haha
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
so he can bannish the evil comcast connection
Revan sagt:
hahaha
[Comr4de] sagt:
i can almost see him spraying holy water on my modemn
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
XD
[Comr4de] sagt:
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU
yea i got the technician coming to fix this damn internet from hell
[...]
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
lol @ comrade
[...]
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
i bet the technician looks like a priest
[Comr4de] sagt:
haha
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
so he can bannish the evil comcast connection
Revan sagt:
hahaha
[Comr4de] sagt:
i can almost see him spraying holy water on my modemn
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) sagt:
XD
[Comr4de] sagt:
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU
Quote
GENERATION 8: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
#310
-
- Member
-
- 382 posts
Professional
-
Projects: A figment of my imagination
Posted 17 December 2006 - 01:04
A series of funny quotes: http://rinkworks.com...staurants.shtml (Stolen blatantly from digg)
Keep Going On Till Dawn
How Many Times Must Another Line Be Drawn
We Could Be Down And Gone
But We Hold On
How Many Times Must Another Line Be Drawn
We Could Be Down And Gone
But We Hold On
#311
-
- Gold Member
-
- 12402 posts
-
-
Projects: SWR Productions
Posted 18 December 2006 - 21:14
Quote
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
i hate french people actualy...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
well not all of them but realy some people there
Vidar zegt:
lol as i doo, they hate us germans even more
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
becouse you bliztkrieged their asses LOL!
Vidar zegt:
LOL
i hate french people actualy...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
well not all of them but realy some people there
Vidar zegt:
lol as i doo, they hate us germans even more
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
becouse you bliztkrieged their asses LOL!
Vidar zegt:
LOL
#312
-
- Project Team
-
- 5507 posts
Veteran
-
Projects: NLS 2D Artist, Code 13 Cameo Artist
Posted 18 December 2006 - 21:54
#313
-
- Gold Member
-
- 12402 posts
-
-
Projects: SWR Productions
Posted 19 December 2006 - 20:58
Quote
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
Oh and that Tankdestroyer... AMAZING...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
i like to call it the penetrator
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
becouse of the way the gun looks
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
you noticed that btw ?
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
ya...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
goes through everything than...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
it ass rapes all those female tanks which are not worthy of ironsides army
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
... ANALIZER
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
LOL!
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
I like it...
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
its my new favorite thing...
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
toy*
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
first skirmish I play will be a 3some between the 3 new generals...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
Oh and that Tankdestroyer... AMAZING...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
i like to call it the penetrator
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
becouse of the way the gun looks
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
you noticed that btw ?
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
ya...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
goes through everything than...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
it ass rapes all those female tanks which are not worthy of ironsides army
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
... ANALIZER[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
LOL!
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
I like it...
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
its my new favorite thing...
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
toy*
Igor(Sexorcist) What do you love when your life is hate? zegt:
first skirmish I play will be a 3some between the 3 new generals...
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
me and judgement
#314
-
- Gold Member
-
- 2672 posts
Embody the Truth
Posted 19 December 2006 - 21:02
I personally just find that offensive TBH.
#315
-
- Project Team
-
- 5507 posts
Veteran
-
Projects: NLS 2D Artist, Code 13 Cameo Artist
Posted 19 December 2006 - 21:12
Funny but in a kind of pornish way.
#316
-
- Gold Member
-
- 12402 posts
-
-
Projects: SWR Productions
Posted 19 December 2006 - 21:15
Blaat85, on 19 Dec 2006, 22:02, said:
I personally just find that offensive TBH.
when i said female tanks i had no intention to insult any females who might read it, don't take these things so seriously.
i applogize tho
#317
-
- Gold Member
-
- 11193 posts
<Custom title available>
Posted 19 December 2006 - 21:39
Funny in a bunch of lads boasting while in a bar kind of way. Tho its just making me want 0.95 more, lucky dev team
#318
-
- Gold Member
-
- 5630 posts
DO IT MAGGOT
-
Projects: SWR Productions
Posted 19 December 2006 - 22:59
Small conversation after my internet wen back on.
Something for you WG fans
Quote
[Comr4de] says:
but yea
[Comr4de] says:
hopefully my internet wont go out like that
[Comr4de] says:
went out in the afternoon around 3 and didnt come back till this morning
Major Nuker says:
ouch
[Comr4de] says:
i called them up too to see what was going on, and they told me they were gonna send someone to fix it, apperantly they did
Major Nuker says:
yeah
Major Nuker says:
"needs a little touch up"
Major Nuker says:
or in this case
Major Nuker says:
"Should I uh..bring my friggin' tools?"
[Comr4de] says:
LOL
but yea
[Comr4de] says:
hopefully my internet wont go out like that
[Comr4de] says:
went out in the afternoon around 3 and didnt come back till this morning
Major Nuker says:
ouch
[Comr4de] says:
i called them up too to see what was going on, and they told me they were gonna send someone to fix it, apperantly they did
Major Nuker says:
yeah
Major Nuker says:
"needs a little touch up"
Major Nuker says:
or in this case
Major Nuker says:
"Should I uh..bring my friggin' tools?"
[Comr4de] says:
LOL
Something for you WG fans
Edited by C0|V|R4DE, 19 December 2006 - 23:01.
SWR Co-Lead | Texture Artist | Modeler | Level Designer | Fan of all things Awesome
#319
-
- Member
-
- 11705 posts
Member Title Goes Here
Posted 19 December 2006 - 23:06
C0|V|R4DE, on 20 Dec 2006, 09:59, said:
Small conversation after my internet wen back on.
Something for you WG fans
Quote
[Comr4de] says:
but yea
[Comr4de] says:
hopefully my internet wont go out like that
[Comr4de] says:
went out in the afternoon around 3 and didnt come back till this morning
Major Nuker says:
ouch
[Comr4de] says:
i called them up too to see what was going on, and they told me they were gonna send someone to fix it, apperantly they did
Major Nuker says:
yeah
Major Nuker says:
"needs a little touch up"
Major Nuker says:
or in this case
Major Nuker says:
"Should I uh..bring my friggin' tools?"
[Comr4de] says:
LOL
but yea
[Comr4de] says:
hopefully my internet wont go out like that
[Comr4de] says:
went out in the afternoon around 3 and didnt come back till this morning
Major Nuker says:
ouch
[Comr4de] says:
i called them up too to see what was going on, and they told me they were gonna send someone to fix it, apperantly they did
Major Nuker says:
yeah
Major Nuker says:
"needs a little touch up"
Major Nuker says:
or in this case
Major Nuker says:
"Should I uh..bring my friggin' tools?"
[Comr4de] says:
LOL
Something for you WG fans
Heh.
Constructors and their chronic depression FTW.
#320
-
- Project Team
-
- 5507 posts
Veteran
-
Projects: NLS 2D Artist, Code 13 Cameo Artist
Posted 20 December 2006 - 11:15
The "Should I uh..bring my friggin' tools?" must be from the builder in WG I see 
.
.
Edited by General Sic, 20 December 2006 - 11:15.
#321
-
- Gold Member
-
- 11369 posts
Masters of Booty Strike Force
-
Projects: ShockWave
Posted 20 December 2006 - 15:10
comcast technicians motto.
"Do this, Do that. go... do yourself."
"Do this, Do that. go... do yourself."
Never underestimate a Resourceful Idiot
#322
-
- Gold Member
-
- 5630 posts
DO IT MAGGOT
-
Projects: SWR Productions
Posted 20 December 2006 - 21:05
Prophet of the Pimps, on 20 Dec 2006, 09:10, said:
comcast technicians motto.
"Do this, Do that. go... do yourself."
"Do this, Do that. go... do yourself."
This couldn'nt be any more true.
Edited by C0|V|R4DE, 20 December 2006 - 21:05.
SWR Co-Lead | Texture Artist | Modeler | Level Designer | Fan of all things Awesome
#323
-
- Banned
-
- 858 posts
Raining heavy metal!
Posted 21 December 2006 - 23:54
wow, constructors say that? that must be funny.
#324
-
- Project Team
-
- 3825 posts
<Custom title available>
Posted 01 January 2007 - 21:12
Found this in CnC-DEN
.....
:rotfll: :rotfll:
Quote
The GDI Air Force is one of the oldest and most respected air forces in the world. And we are constantly building on this proud heritage. Through professionalism and combat effectiveness, the GDI aims to protect our national interests. In the GDI Air Force you are an integral part of this team and your professional and personal development is the key to providing a sustainable force that has the ability to achieve a wide range of complex tasks.
When you join the GDI Air Force or as an soilder or member, you'll be joining a dynamic, sophisticated and technologically advanced organisation that will offer you an almost endless variety of opportunities no matter what career you ultimately decide to pursue. The GDI Force provides excellent skills, training and nationally recognised qualifications across a broad range. So no matter what type of career you're looking at, you might be surprised where a job with the GDI Forces could take you.
So what are you waiting soilder you mission is to pick of that phone and call.
FREE CALL 1800-GDI-FORCE
When you join the GDI Air Force or as an soilder or member, you'll be joining a dynamic, sophisticated and technologically advanced organisation that will offer you an almost endless variety of opportunities no matter what career you ultimately decide to pursue. The GDI Force provides excellent skills, training and nationally recognised qualifications across a broad range. So no matter what type of career you're looking at, you might be surprised where a job with the GDI Forces could take you.
So what are you waiting soilder you mission is to pick of that phone and call.
FREE CALL 1800-GDI-FORCE
.....
Quote
lol why would NOD post GDI recrutment
Quote
Because whoever it is doing the NOD POST/GDI POST thing got mixed up
Quote
NOD POST/GDI POST got mixed up because he has this itty-bitty, tiny, little, lily-white penis. I tried really hard not to laugh at it, but I couldn't help myself! Stop torturing teddy bears! Wanna talk? Call 1800 DR-PHIL
:rotfll: :rotfll:
#325
-
- Gold Member
-
- 2672 posts
Embody the Truth
Posted 03 January 2007 - 20:20
Quote
Blaat: Crappy keybaord
3 user(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 3 guests, 0 anonymous users
