Funny quotes
#3401
Posted 27 April 2011 - 11:55
------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------
------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------
--------------------
The name's Bond.
Covalent Bond.
#3402
Posted 27 April 2011 - 11:56
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
#3403
Posted 27 April 2011 - 13:09
Quote
[14:06] <Destiny> Make sure your wife doesn't find out about it
[14:07] <~Wiz> derp derp
[14:07] <Vision> what was your wifs address, just wanna know for no reason of sending this irc chat prited ou to her
[14:07] <~Wiz> it's 234 St...... hang on......
[14:07] <~Wiz> D;
[14:08] <Vision> awwww shit
[14:08] <Vision> you see what i did that
[14:08] <Vision> thar
[14:08] <Vision> D:
[14:08] <Destiny> He lives in that tower beside the Parliament House
[14:08] <Destiny> the
[14:08] <Destiny> Big
[14:08] <Destiny> Ban
[14:08] * ~Wiz facepalms
Someone stop him.....PLEASE!!
#3404
Posted 27 April 2011 - 14:12
Quote
[22:01] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> also rubbing tip = bad
[22:01] * Destiny[On-awa-sy] away
[22:01] <~Wiz> are we back to high viscosity lube again?
[22:01] <Major_Fuckup> yup
[22:01] <~Wiz>
[22:02] <Major_Fuckup> like i allways say Penright 415 W40 heavy duty diesel oil does the trick for high speed fap
[22:02] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> I prefer JP-8 fuel
[22:02] <Major_Fuckup> when your hand is pumping like a piston at 9000 RPM Penright wount do you wrong
[22:03] <~Wiz> I highly doubt that :|
[22:03] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> how do his hands even go round
[22:03] <Major_Fuckup> pistons dont go round silly cakes >.>#
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> RPM = Rounds per min
[22:04] <~Wiz> technically that isn't quite true
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> ????
[22:04] <~Wiz> revolutions actually
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> :o
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> oops
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> I was...
[22:04] <Major_Fuckup> to a certin extent
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> ...thinking about guns
[22:04] <~Wiz> but the piston itself doesn't travel in a spherical direction
[22:04] <~Wiz> only up and down
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> the shaft/thingy it is connected to does...
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> that makes the pistol go up and down
[22:05] <~Wiz> however the connecting rod, attached to the piston, in a combustion engine, does more in a rotational way
[22:05] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> *piston
[22:05] <Major_Fuckup> the best idea i ever had was keeping a conrod in the ute
[22:05] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> Whats a conrod?
[22:05] <~Wiz> connecting rod
[22:05] <Major_Fuckup> connecting rod
[22:05] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> oh
[22:05] <~Wiz> connects a pistong to a crankshaft usually
[22:05] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> ...
[22:06] <~Wiz> *piston
[22:06] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> Okay why does this topic typo so much
#3405
Posted 27 April 2011 - 20:23
#3406
Posted 28 April 2011 - 14:16
Quote
[15:10] <Alias> I know
[15:10] <Alias> There's actually JOBS in Guernsey D:
[15:10] <Alias> What has the world come to
[15:10] <CJ> well that's not new
[15:10] <CJ> they always had a few jobs
[15:10] <CJ> such as ferry driver
[15:10] <CJ> and... ferry driver?
[15:11] <Liten> Town drunk?
[15:11] <Alias> And the person who sits at the exchange sending off every single internet connection to the UK in morse code
[15:11] <Alias> lolol
[15:11] <Liten> Or village idiot
[15:11] <Liten>
[15:12] <Alias> Lol, imagine that
[15:12] <Alias> Data transfer via morse code
[15:13] <CJ> best way to definitely fuck your fingers D:
[15:14] <~Wiz> masturbation?
[15:16] <Alias> Lol
[15:16] <Alias> Destiny learns morse code to increase his dexterity
[15:16] <Alias>
[15:16] <~Wiz> XD
[15:16] * ~Wiz quotes
#3409
Posted 05 May 2011 - 17:44
Quote
Anubis (0:18): good night
Anubis (0:18): cyaz
Encrypted (0:18): cya
Anubis says (0:18): we require more sleping gas
robert says (0:18): cya
Encrypted says (0:18): lol
n5p29 says (0:19): you must construct additional pillows
Anubis says (0:19): lol
NProject Mod -- Recolonize -- Tidal Wars
#3410
Posted 05 May 2011 - 18:56
Edited by TheDR, 05 May 2011 - 18:57.
F O R T H E N S
#3411
Posted 11 May 2011 - 21:44
Quote
[22:40] <~Wiz> I have no idea how some of them appear on your page at times
[22:41] <&Bob> I wouldn't know
[22:41] <&Bob> 8)
[22:41] <~Wiz> this person for example
[22:41] <~Wiz> *linkylinky*
[22:42] <~Wiz> whilst I wouldn't mind knowing her
[22:42] <~Wiz> I don't
[22:42] <~Wiz> so why is she on my friends page??
[22:42] <&Bob> I can't see that, as I don't have facebook |:
[22:42] <~Wiz> she has big bewbs and an amazingly flat stomach plus a non ugly face
[22:42] <~Wiz> that is all you need to know
[22:43] * &Bob joins facebook
#3412
Posted 16 May 2011 - 09:27
Quote
10:25 - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Yay.
10:25 - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=- is extremely happy.
10:26 - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Now get the other half to hate you too.
10:26 - Jonathan From Spotify: fine
10:26 - Jonathan From Spotify: i will
Need help to get Nid 100% hatred from UK, he is going worldwide soon!
Awesome radio
Quote
#3413
Posted 16 May 2011 - 09:32
#3414
Posted 18 May 2011 - 14:15
Quote
15:06 - Wiz: oh teh noes
15:06 - Wiz: maybe it's you?
15:06 - Wiz: =P
15:07 - Slye_Fox: drag has same problem
15:07 - Wiz: coincidence?
15:07 - Slye_Fox: we can't get on
15:07 - Wiz: then don't talk to him
15:07 - Wiz: it's easy to ignore someone if you don't like them
15:07 - Wiz doesn't think Slye is liking the sarcasm
15:08 - Slye_Fox: what sarcasm?
15:09 - Wiz: *rollseyes*
#3418
Posted 19 May 2011 - 08:10
Edited by SquigPie, 19 May 2011 - 08:19.
Quote
Imagine a group of people who are all blind, deaf and slightly demented and suddenly someone in the crowd asks, "What are we to do?"... The only possible answer is, "Look for a cure". Until you are cured, there is nothing you can do.
And since you don't believe you are sick, there can be no cure.
- Vladimir Solovyov
#3419
Posted 19 May 2011 - 08:22
------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------
------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------
--------------------
The name's Bond.
Covalent Bond.
#3420
Posted 19 May 2011 - 08:51
deltaepsilon, on 19 May 2011, 10:22, said:
But Slye didn't know that FS was down, to him, Wiz' comment could've been the truth. To the rest of us the sarcasm was easy to spot, because we knew FS was down.
Quote
Imagine a group of people who are all blind, deaf and slightly demented and suddenly someone in the crowd asks, "What are we to do?"... The only possible answer is, "Look for a cure". Until you are cured, there is nothing you can do.
And since you don't believe you are sick, there can be no cure.
- Vladimir Solovyov
#3421
#3422
Posted 19 May 2011 - 08:55
Quote
Imagine a group of people who are all blind, deaf and slightly demented and suddenly someone in the crowd asks, "What are we to do?"... The only possible answer is, "Look for a cure". Until you are cured, there is nothing you can do.
And since you don't believe you are sick, there can be no cure.
- Vladimir Solovyov
#3423
Posted 19 May 2011 - 11:33
Quote
change for the sake of change it is, then
brb piss and shite 8)
Dan says:
nice
back btw
Thomas - @ OCC says:
also back
Dan says:
nice shit?
Thomas - @ OCC says:
yes
very voluminous 8)
Dan says:
delightful
Thomas - @ OCC says:
one of those HNNNNNNN OHHHHHHHHHH ones 8)
Dan says:
*puts down meatball wrap*
Thomas - @ OCC says:
xDDDDD
Dan says:
*quotes*
#3424
Posted 26 May 2011 - 20:44
Quote
3:41 PM - Hobbesy: You're a fucking scientist.
#3425
Posted 26 May 2011 - 20:49
F O R T H E N S
20 user(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 20 guests, 0 anonymous users