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#3401 deltaepsilon

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 11:55

Something about Nick Clegg.
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#3402 Vision#

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 11:56

The thing was so out of context |8
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#3403 Wizard

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 13:09

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[14:06] <~Wiz> and not enough Russian Mailorder brides atm
[14:06] <Destiny> Make sure your wife doesn't find out about it
[14:07] <~Wiz> derp derp
[14:07] <Vision> what was your wifs address, just wanna know for no reason of sending this irc chat prited ou to her D8
[14:07] <~Wiz> it's 234 St...... hang on......
[14:07] <~Wiz> D;
[14:08] <Vision> awwww shit 8|
[14:08] <Vision> you see what i did that
[14:08] <Vision> thar
[14:08] <Vision> D:
[14:08] <Destiny> He lives in that tower beside the Parliament House
[14:08] <Destiny> the
[14:08] <Destiny> Big
[14:08] <Destiny> Ban
[14:08] * ~Wiz facepalms


Someone stop him.....PLEASE!!

#3404 Destiny

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 14:12

No. D8

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[22:00] <Major_Fuckup> here borrow some of my BD lube 8|
[22:01] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> also rubbing tip = bad
[22:01] * Destiny[On-awa-sy] away
[22:01] <~Wiz> are we back to high viscosity lube again?
[22:01] <Major_Fuckup> yup
[22:01] <~Wiz> <87
[22:02] <Major_Fuckup> like i allways say Penright 415 W40 heavy duty diesel oil does the trick for high speed fap
[22:02] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> I prefer JP-8 fuel
[22:02] <Major_Fuckup> when your hand is pumping like a piston at 9000 RPM Penright wount do you wrong
[22:03] <~Wiz> I highly doubt that :|
[22:03] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> how do his hands even go round
[22:03] <Major_Fuckup> pistons dont go round silly cakes >.>#
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> RPM = Rounds per min
[22:04] <~Wiz> technically that isn't quite true
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> ????
[22:04] <~Wiz> revolutions actually
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> :o
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> oops
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> I was...
[22:04] <Major_Fuckup> to a certin extent
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> ...thinking about guns
[22:04] <~Wiz> but the piston itself doesn't travel in a spherical direction
[22:04] <~Wiz> only up and down
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> the shaft/thingy it is connected to does...
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> that makes the pistol go up and down
[22:05] <~Wiz> however the connecting rod, attached to the piston, in a combustion engine, does more in a rotational way
[22:05] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> *piston
[22:05] <Major_Fuckup> the best idea i ever had was keeping a conrod in the ute
[22:05] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> Whats a conrod?
[22:05] <~Wiz> connecting rod
[22:05] <Major_Fuckup> connecting rod
[22:05] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> oh
[22:05] <~Wiz> connects a pistong to a crankshaft usually
[22:05] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> ...
[22:06] <~Wiz> *piston
[22:06] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> Okay why does this topic typo so much

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#3405 Dutchygamer

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 20:23

Destiny, is there really not anything else you can think of? D8
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 14:16

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[15:09] <CJ> Bob? Working? LIES!
[15:10] <Alias> I know
[15:10] <Alias> There's actually JOBS in Guernsey D:
[15:10] <Alias> What has the world come to
[15:10] <CJ> well that's not new
[15:10] <CJ> they always had a few jobs
[15:10] <CJ> such as ferry driver
[15:10] <CJ> and... ferry driver?
[15:11] <Liten> Town drunk?
[15:11] <Alias> And the person who sits at the exchange sending off every single internet connection to the UK in morse code
[15:11] <Alias> lolol
[15:11] <Liten> Or village idiot
[15:11] <Liten> 8|
[15:12] <Alias> Lol, imagine that
[15:12] <Alias> Data transfer via morse code
[15:13] <CJ> best way to definitely fuck your fingers D:
[15:14] <~Wiz> masturbation?
[15:16] <Alias> Lol
[15:16] <Alias> Destiny learns morse code to increase his dexterity
[15:16] <Alias> D8
[15:16] <~Wiz> XD
[15:16] * ~Wiz quotes


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Posted 28 April 2011 - 18:11

D8
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#3408 Destiny

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 18:45

I don't know morse code <87

View PostDutchygamer, on 28 Apr 2011, 4:23, said:

Destiny, is there really not anything else you can think of? D8

What do you mean 8|
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Posted 05 May 2011 - 17:44

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Encrypted (0:17): Well, Im off, Sleep required :xD:.
Anubis (0:18): good night
Anubis (0:18): cyaz
Encrypted (0:18): cya
Anubis says (0:18): we require more sleping gas
robert says (0:18): cya
Encrypted says (0:18): lol
n5p29 says (0:19): you must construct additional pillows
Anubis says (0:19): lol


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Posted 05 May 2011 - 18:56

Thats pretty good :xD:

Edited by TheDR, 05 May 2011 - 18:57.

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 21:44

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[22:40] <~Wiz> You have to love how FB thinks of some random people that you might want to be friends with
[22:40] <~Wiz> I have no idea how some of them appear on your page at times
[22:41] <&Bob> I wouldn't know
[22:41] <&Bob> 8)
[22:41] <~Wiz> this person for example
[22:41] <~Wiz> *linkylinky*
[22:42] <~Wiz> whilst I wouldn't mind knowing her
[22:42] <~Wiz> I don't
[22:42] <~Wiz> so why is she on my friends page??
[22:42] <&Bob> I can't see that, as I don't have facebook |:
[22:42] <~Wiz> she has big bewbs and an amazingly flat stomach plus a non ugly face
[22:42] <~Wiz> that is all you need to know
[22:43] * &Bob joins facebook


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Posted 16 May 2011 - 09:27

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10:25 - Jonathan From Spotify: half the UK hates me because my voice is so irritating.
10:25 - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Yay.
10:25 - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=- is extremely happy.
10:26 - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Now get the other half to hate you too. :xD:
10:26 - Jonathan From Spotify: fine
10:26 - Jonathan From Spotify: i will


Need help to get Nid 100% hatred from UK, he is going worldwide soon!
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#3413 Wizard

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 09:32

He's going well with that nick he's using on Steam if you ask me :xD:

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 14:15

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15:05 - Slye_Fox: something is wrong with the server
15:06 - Wiz: oh teh noes
15:06 - Wiz: maybe it's you?
15:06 - Wiz: =P
15:07 - Slye_Fox: drag has same problem
15:07 - Wiz: coincidence?
15:07 - Slye_Fox: we can't get on
15:07 - Wiz: then don't talk to him
15:07 - Wiz: it's easy to ignore someone if you don't like them
15:07 - Wiz doesn't think Slye is liking the sarcasm
15:08 - Slye_Fox: what sarcasm?
15:09 - Wiz: *rollseyes*

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 14:56

Just ignore him Wiz 8|

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I bet I could program an internet


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Posted 18 May 2011 - 15:34

Well sorry for not being able to detect sarcasm in text that has no emotion or inflection.
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Posted 19 May 2011 - 07:12

View PostSlye_Fox, on 18 May 2011, 16:34, said:

Well sorry for not being able to detect sarcasm in text that has no emotion or inflection.

Read back on some of mine and Wiz's quotes, you'll eventually infer that we have a large dose of sarcasm when we talk to anyone.

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Posted 19 May 2011 - 08:10

I'm with Slye on this one, it's nearly impossible to find sarcasm in plain text.

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As long as the dark foundation of our nature, grim in its all-encompassing egoism, mad in its drive to make that egoism into reality, to devour everything and to define everything by itself, as long as that foundation is visible, as long as this truly original sin exists within us, we have no business here and there is no logical answer to our existence.
Imagine a group of people who are all blind, deaf and slightly demented and suddenly someone in the crowd asks, "What are we to do?"... The only possible answer is, "Look for a cure". Until you are cured, there is nothing you can do.
And since you don't believe you are sick, there can be no cure.
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#3419 deltaepsilon

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Posted 19 May 2011 - 08:22

Try relying on something called context.
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Posted 19 May 2011 - 08:51

View Postdeltaepsilon, on 19 May 2011, 10:22, said:

Try relying on something called context.


But Slye didn't know that FS was down, to him, Wiz' comment could've been the truth. To the rest of us the sarcasm was easy to spot, because we knew FS was down.

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As long as the dark foundation of our nature, grim in its all-encompassing egoism, mad in its drive to make that egoism into reality, to devour everything and to define everything by itself, as long as that foundation is visible, as long as this truly original sin exists within us, we have no business here and there is no logical answer to our existence.
Imagine a group of people who are all blind, deaf and slightly demented and suddenly someone in the crowd asks, "What are we to do?"... The only possible answer is, "Look for a cure". Until you are cured, there is nothing you can do.
And since you don't believe you are sick, there can be no cure.
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#3421 Wizard

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Posted 19 May 2011 - 08:53

View PostSquigPie, on 19 May 2011, 9:51, said:

View Postdeltaepsilon, on 19 May 2011, 10:22, said:

Try relying on something called context.


But Slye didn't know that FS was down, to him, Wiz' comment could've been the truth. To the rest of us the sarcasm was easy to spot, because we knew FS was down.

Slye is talking about the MineCraft Server, not FS. The context of the quote is that Slye said he and Drag couldn't get on [to the MC server] as opposed to getting on with each other, sheeeesh 8|

Edited by Wizard, 19 May 2011 - 08:54.


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Posted 19 May 2011 - 08:55

Oh, I thought he was talking about the FS server 8|

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As long as the dark foundation of our nature, grim in its all-encompassing egoism, mad in its drive to make that egoism into reality, to devour everything and to define everything by itself, as long as that foundation is visible, as long as this truly original sin exists within us, we have no business here and there is no logical answer to our existence.
Imagine a group of people who are all blind, deaf and slightly demented and suddenly someone in the crowd asks, "What are we to do?"... The only possible answer is, "Look for a cure". Until you are cured, there is nothing you can do.
And since you don't believe you are sick, there can be no cure.
- Vladimir Solovyov

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Posted 19 May 2011 - 11:33

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Thomas - @ OCC says:
change for the sake of change it is, then
brb piss and shite 8)
Dan says:
nice
back btw
Thomas - @ OCC says:
also back
Dan says:
nice shit?
Thomas - @ OCC says:
yes
very voluminous 8)
Dan says:
delightful
Thomas - @ OCC says:
one of those HNNNNNNN OHHHHHHHHHH ones 8)
Dan says:
*puts down meatball wrap*
8|
Thomas - @ OCC says:
xDDDDD
Dan says:
*quotes*


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Posted 26 May 2011 - 20:44

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3:41 PM - Chyros: I'm not anywhere near as nerdy as you are >:(
3:41 PM - Hobbesy: You're a fucking scientist.


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Posted 26 May 2011 - 20:49

Scientists aren't nerdy!

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