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[deltaepsilon]

Something about Nick Clegg.

[Vision#]

The thing was so out of context

[Wizard]

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[14:06] <~Wiz> and not enough Russian Mailorder brides atm
[14:06] <Destiny> Make sure your wife doesn't find out about it
[14:07] <~Wiz> derp derp
[14:07] <Vision> what was your wifs address, just wanna know for no reason of sending this irc chat prited ou to her
[14:07] <~Wiz> it's 234 St...... hang on......
[14:07] <~Wiz> D;
[14:08] <Vision> awwww shit
[14:08] <Vision> you see what i did that
[14:08] <Vision> thar
[14:08] <Vision> D:
[14:08] <Destiny> He lives in that tower beside the Parliament House
[14:08] <Destiny> the
[14:08] <Destiny> Big
[14:08] <Destiny> Ban
[14:08] * ~Wiz facepalms

Someone stop him.....PLEASE!!

[Destiny]

No.

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[22:00] <Major_Fuckup> here borrow some of my BD lube
[22:01] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> also rubbing tip = bad
[22:01] * Destiny[On-awa-sy] away
[22:01] <~Wiz> are we back to high viscosity lube again?
[22:01] <Major_Fuckup> yup
[22:01] <~Wiz>
[22:02] <Major_Fuckup> like i allways say Penright 415 W40 heavy duty diesel oil does the trick for high speed fap
[22:02] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> I prefer JP-8 fuel
[22:02] <Major_Fuckup> when your hand is pumping like a piston at 9000 RPM Penright wount do you wrong
[22:03] <~Wiz> I highly doubt that :|
[22:03] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> how do his hands even go round
[22:03] <Major_Fuckup> pistons dont go round silly cakes >.>#
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> RPM = Rounds per min
[22:04] <~Wiz> technically that isn't quite true
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> ????
[22:04] <~Wiz> revolutions actually
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> :o
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> oops
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> I was...
[22:04] <Major_Fuckup> to a certin extent
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> ...thinking about guns
[22:04] <~Wiz> but the piston itself doesn't travel in a spherical direction
[22:04] <~Wiz> only up and down
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> the shaft/thingy it is connected to does...
[22:04] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> that makes the pistol go up and down
[22:05] <~Wiz> however the connecting rod, attached to the piston, in a combustion engine, does more in a rotational way
[22:05] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> *piston
[22:05] <Major_Fuckup> the best idea i ever had was keeping a conrod in the ute
[22:05] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> Whats a conrod?
[22:05] <~Wiz> connecting rod
[22:05] <Major_Fuckup> connecting rod
[22:05] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> oh
[22:05] <~Wiz> connects a pistong to a crankshaft usually
[22:05] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> ...
[22:06] <~Wiz> *piston
[22:06] <Destiny[On-awa-sy]> Okay why does this topic typo so much

[Dutchygamer]

Destiny, is there really not anything else you can think of?

[Wizard]

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[15:09] <CJ> Bob? Working? LIES!
[15:10] <Alias> I know
[15:10] <Alias> There's actually JOBS in Guernsey D:
[15:10] <Alias> What has the world come to
[15:10] <CJ> well that's not new
[15:10] <CJ> they always had a few jobs
[15:10] <CJ> such as ferry driver
[15:10] <CJ> and... ferry driver?
[15:11] <Liten> Town drunk?
[15:11] <Alias> And the person who sits at the exchange sending off every single internet connection to the UK in morse code
[15:11] <Alias> lolol
[15:11] <Liten> Or village idiot
[15:11] <Liten>
[15:12] <Alias> Lol, imagine that
[15:12] <Alias> Data transfer via morse code
[15:13] <CJ> best way to definitely fuck your fingers D:
[15:14] <~Wiz> masturbation?
[15:16] <Alias> Lol
[15:16] <Alias> Destiny learns morse code to increase his dexterity
[15:16] <Alias>
[15:16] <~Wiz> XD
[15:16] * ~Wiz quotes

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

[Destiny]

I don't know morse code

Dutchygamer, on 28 Apr 2011, 4:23, said:

Destiny, is there really not anything else you can think of?

What do you mean

[n5p29]

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Encrypted (0:17): Well, Im off, Sleep required .
Anubis (0:18): good night
Anubis (0:18): cyaz
Encrypted (0:18): cya
Anubis says (0:18): we require more sleping gas
robert says (0:18): cya
Encrypted says (0:18): lol
n5p29 says (0:19): you must construct additional pillows
Anubis says (0:19): lol

[TheDR]

Thats pretty good

Edited by TheDR, 05 May 2011 - 18:57.

[Wizard]

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[22:40] <~Wiz> You have to love how FB thinks of some random people that you might want to be friends with
[22:40] <~Wiz> I have no idea how some of them appear on your page at times
[22:41] <&Bob> I wouldn't know
[22:41] <&Bob> 8)
[22:41] <~Wiz> this person for example
[22:41] <~Wiz> *linkylinky*
[22:42] <~Wiz> whilst I wouldn't mind knowing her
[22:42] <~Wiz> I don't
[22:42] <~Wiz> so why is she on my friends page??
[22:42] <&Bob> I can't see that, as I don't have facebook |:
[22:42] <~Wiz> she has big bewbs and an amazingly flat stomach plus a non ugly face
[22:42] <~Wiz> that is all you need to know
[22:43] * &Bob joins facebook

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

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10:25 - Jonathan From Spotify: half the UK hates me because my voice is so irritating.
10:25 - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Yay.
10:25 - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=- is extremely happy.
10:26 - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Now get the other half to hate you too.
10:26 - Jonathan From Spotify: fine
10:26 - Jonathan From Spotify: i will

Need help to get Nid 100% hatred from UK, he is going worldwide soon!

[Wizard]

He's going well with that nick he's using on Steam if you ask me

[Wizard]

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15:05 - Slye_Fox: something is wrong with the server
15:06 - Wiz: oh teh noes
15:06 - Wiz: maybe it's you?
15:06 - Wiz: =P
15:07 - Slye_Fox: drag has same problem
15:07 - Wiz: coincidence?
15:07 - Slye_Fox: we can't get on
15:07 - Wiz: then don't talk to him
15:07 - Wiz: it's easy to ignore someone if you don't like them
15:07 - Wiz doesn't think Slye is liking the sarcasm
15:08 - Slye_Fox: what sarcasm?
15:09 - Wiz: *rollseyes*

[CJ]

Just ignore him Wiz

[Slye_Fox]

Well sorry for not being able to detect sarcasm in text that has no emotion or inflection.

[Dauth]

Slye_Fox, on 18 May 2011, 16:34, said:

Well sorry for not being able to detect sarcasm in text that has no emotion or inflection.

Read back on some of mine and Wiz's quotes, you'll eventually infer that we have a large dose of sarcasm when we talk to anyone.

[SquigPie]

I'm with Slye on this one, it's nearly impossible to find sarcasm in plain text.

Edited by SquigPie, 19 May 2011 - 08:19.

[deltaepsilon]

Try relying on something called context.

[SquigPie]

deltaepsilon, on 19 May 2011, 10:22, said:

Try relying on something called context.

But Slye didn't know that FS was down, to him, Wiz' comment could've been the truth. To the rest of us the sarcasm was easy to spot, because we knew FS was down.

[Wizard]

SquigPie, on 19 May 2011, 9:51, said:

deltaepsilon, on 19 May 2011, 10:22, said:

Try relying on something called context.

But Slye didn't know that FS was down, to him, Wiz' comment could've been the truth. To the rest of us the sarcasm was easy to spot, because we knew FS was down.

Slye is talking about the MineCraft Server, not FS. The context of the quote is that Slye said he and Drag couldn't get on [to the MC server] as opposed to getting on with each other, sheeeesh

Edited by Wizard, 19 May 2011 - 08:54.

[SquigPie]

Oh, I thought he was talking about the FS server

[Wizard]

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Thomas - @ OCC says:
change for the sake of change it is, then
brb piss and shite 8)
Dan says:
nice
back btw
Thomas - @ OCC says:
also back
Dan says:
nice shit?
Thomas - @ OCC says:
yes
very voluminous 8)
Dan says:
delightful
Thomas - @ OCC says:
one of those HNNNNNNN OHHHHHHHHHH ones 8)
Dan says:
*puts down meatball wrap*

Thomas - @ OCC says:
xDDDDD
Dan says:
*quotes*

[Hobbesy]

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3:41 PM - Chyros: I'm not anywhere near as nerdy as you are
3:41 PM - Hobbesy: You're a fucking scientist.

[TheDR]

Scientists aren't nerdy!