Funny quotes
Mathias
18 Nov 2006
#sexbomb, the IRC channel of Spillegal.no, is a wonderful little hub of tight-knit internet friends. And in this land of happiness, awesomeness and scary, depraved nerds, Nabbe rests. It is difficult to explain the bond this person shares with the IRC channel and us, but maybe these select quotes, painstakingly translated from Norwegian to English by me, will enlighten you somewhat, and produce some nervous giggles.
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<Nabbe> By the way, I had a very frustrating peeing experience right now.
<Nabbe> Sat down in the ditch to take a leak, and sat my foot on the dog's leash so he wouldnt run away.
<Nabbe> First thing, there was mosquitoes everywhere.
<Nabbe> Second, I was, for some reason, harder than.. something on something.
<Nabbe> And, thirdly, the mutt wouldn't sit still
<Nabbe> He went in circles around me...
<Nabbe> And I had to spin around with him
<Nabbe> to avoid pissing on 'im
<Nabbe> so there i am... by a trafficated road
<Nabbe> spinning around, pissing, with an erection.
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22:57:11 <Nabbe> I feel slightly attracted to young boys.
22:57:50 <Nabbe> Just to clarify things... young..
22:57:51 <Nabbe> as in...
22:58:05 <Nabbe> hm.
22:58:12 <Nabbe> don't quote me on this, if you please.
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Sometimes, Nabbe is a scary, male, older, norwegian Osaka:
<Nabbe> I met one outside... She said, "who are you?"
<Nabbe> ... then she screamed and ran away
<Nabbe> But... i came to think about...
<Nabbe> Who am I?
<Nabbe> Like, who am I?
<Nabbe> I had no answer.
<Nabbe> Like. An answer I could have given if she didn't ran into the street.
<Nabbe> Through the bushes.
<Nabbe> And nearly into a wall.
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[18:34:55] <Buku> Here we can talk about.. anything.
[18:35:02] <Yevon> Yes.
[18:35:14] <Yevon> F.ex. how Øyvind is turned on by Necro-sex.
[18:35:17] <Yevon> And things like that.
[18:35:30] <Nabbe^> Now well.
[18:35:37] <Nabbe^> That isn't entiiiiiirely true.
[18:35:44] <Yevon> Yes.
[18:35:47] <Yevon> Entiiiirely true.
[18:35:49] <Nabbe^> No.
[18:35:51] <Yevon> Yes.
[18:35:56] <Nabbe^> It was just sex.
[18:36:02] <Yevon> NECROPHILIA-sex.
[18:36:06] <Nabbe^> One of the participants were dead, but otherwise, entirely normal.
[18:36:16] <Yevon> ... XD
[18:36:42] <Nabbe^> I repeat
[18:36:43] <Nabbe^> she was cute.
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[10:14:08] <Nabbe> "Dear santa... Can I get to be attracted to girls, not boys too, like now, after Christmas? On beforehand thanks, me."
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<Nabbe> Gah. I awoke friday morning, up alongside the fence where people piss, with my pants open... and a fat goth thingy next to me. And I have no memories about what happened Thursday night.
That's it for now.
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<Nabbe> By the way, I had a very frustrating peeing experience right now.
<Nabbe> Sat down in the ditch to take a leak, and sat my foot on the dog's leash so he wouldnt run away.
<Nabbe> First thing, there was mosquitoes everywhere.
<Nabbe> Second, I was, for some reason, harder than.. something on something.
<Nabbe> And, thirdly, the mutt wouldn't sit still
<Nabbe> He went in circles around me...
<Nabbe> And I had to spin around with him
<Nabbe> to avoid pissing on 'im
<Nabbe> so there i am... by a trafficated road
<Nabbe> spinning around, pissing, with an erection.
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22:57:11 <Nabbe> I feel slightly attracted to young boys.
22:57:50 <Nabbe> Just to clarify things... young..
22:57:51 <Nabbe> as in...
22:58:05 <Nabbe> hm.
22:58:12 <Nabbe> don't quote me on this, if you please.
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Sometimes, Nabbe is a scary, male, older, norwegian Osaka:
<Nabbe> I met one outside... She said, "who are you?"
<Nabbe> ... then she screamed and ran away
<Nabbe> But... i came to think about...
<Nabbe> Who am I?
<Nabbe> Like, who am I?
<Nabbe> I had no answer.
<Nabbe> Like. An answer I could have given if she didn't ran into the street.
<Nabbe> Through the bushes.
<Nabbe> And nearly into a wall.
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[18:34:55] <Buku> Here we can talk about.. anything.
[18:35:02] <Yevon> Yes.
[18:35:14] <Yevon> F.ex. how Øyvind is turned on by Necro-sex.
[18:35:17] <Yevon> And things like that.
[18:35:30] <Nabbe^> Now well.
[18:35:37] <Nabbe^> That isn't entiiiiiirely true.
[18:35:44] <Yevon> Yes.
[18:35:47] <Yevon> Entiiiirely true.
[18:35:49] <Nabbe^> No.
[18:35:51] <Yevon> Yes.
[18:35:56] <Nabbe^> It was just sex.
[18:36:02] <Yevon> NECROPHILIA-sex.
[18:36:06] <Nabbe^> One of the participants were dead, but otherwise, entirely normal.
[18:36:16] <Yevon> ... XD
[18:36:42] <Nabbe^> I repeat
[18:36:43] <Nabbe^> she was cute.
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[10:14:08] <Nabbe> "Dear santa... Can I get to be attracted to girls, not boys too, like now, after Christmas? On beforehand thanks, me."
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<Nabbe> Gah. I awoke friday morning, up alongside the fence where people piss, with my pants open... and a fat goth thingy next to me. And I have no memories about what happened Thursday night.
That's it for now.
Kris
23 Nov 2006
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[05:14] Guest63h: ;These objects are used for Black Lotus's System Hack ability. shamelessy ripped from Sleipnir's Sat Hack 3 tutorial, muaahaha
[05:16] Guest63h: Object ChinaMiniGunnerSquadSoundCreateObject <- why do you need that?
[05:16] Chris_: LOL
[05:16] Guest63h: Object ArtilleryRevealer
[05:16] Guest63h: ShroudRevealToAllRange = 20
[05:16] Chris_: ;These objects are used for Black Lotus's System Hack ability. shamelessy ripped from Sleipnir's Sat Hack 3 tutorial, muaahaha - PURE GOLD!
[05:16] Guest63h: the laugh... oh god
[05:17] Chris_: xD
[05:16] Guest63h: Object ChinaMiniGunnerSquadSoundCreateObject <- why do you need that?
[05:16] Chris_: LOL
[05:16] Guest63h: Object ArtilleryRevealer
[05:16] Guest63h: ShroudRevealToAllRange = 20
[05:16] Chris_: ;These objects are used for Black Lotus's System Hack ability. shamelessy ripped from Sleipnir's Sat Hack 3 tutorial, muaahaha - PURE GOLD!
[05:16] Guest63h: the laugh... oh god
[05:17] Chris_: xD
The_Hunter = FAIL
Edited by Chris, 23 November 2006 - 21:21.
Kris
24 Nov 2006
Me and someguy is digging ShW's INI Files and the guy found that comment in one of Black Lotus's ability 
Earlier from the convo:
now the quote i posted above:
Look at the comments Hunter Made in his codes
Earlier from the convo:
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[05:11] Guest63h: Object AmericaRodFromGod
[05:11] Guest63h: Body = ActiveBody ModuleTag_02
[05:11] Guest63h: MaxHealth = 100000000.0
[05:11] Guest63h: InitialHealth = 100000000.0
[05:11] Guest63h: End
[05:11] Guest63h: Armor = ProjectileArmor
[05:11] Guest63h: KindOf = PRELOAD CAN_CAST_REFLECTIONS PROJECTILE ;SMALL_MISSILE
[05:11] Chris_: LMFAO
[05:11] Guest63h: I love shotting down rods from god
[05:11] Guest63h: but it takes a while
[05:11] Chris_: LOL
[05:11] Chris_: Hunter = FAIL
[05:11] Chris_: he could have used the Immortal body instead
[05:11] Chris_: roffle
[05:11] Guest63h: yea
[05:12] Guest63h: The_HuntEAr
[05:12] Chris_: XD
[05:11] Guest63h: Body = ActiveBody ModuleTag_02
[05:11] Guest63h: MaxHealth = 100000000.0
[05:11] Guest63h: InitialHealth = 100000000.0
[05:11] Guest63h: End
[05:11] Guest63h: Armor = ProjectileArmor
[05:11] Guest63h: KindOf = PRELOAD CAN_CAST_REFLECTIONS PROJECTILE ;SMALL_MISSILE
[05:11] Chris_: LMFAO
[05:11] Guest63h: I love shotting down rods from god
[05:11] Guest63h: but it takes a while
[05:11] Chris_: LOL
[05:11] Chris_: Hunter = FAIL
[05:11] Chris_: he could have used the Immortal body instead
[05:11] Chris_: roffle
[05:11] Guest63h: yea
[05:12] Guest63h: The_HuntEAr
[05:12] Chris_: XD
now the quote i posted above:
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[05:14] Guest63h: Object PlasmaBallOfDeathMarkTwo
[05:14] Guest63h: KindOf = NO_COLLIDE CAN_ATTACK SCORE UNATTACKABLE CAN_CAST_REFLECTIONS CAN_BE_REPULSED AIRCRAFT
[05:14] Guest63h: Behavior = WanderAIUpdate ModuleTag_03
[05:14] Guest63h: Behavior = FXListDie ModuleTag_not_important
[05:14] Guest63h: Behavior = SlavedUpdate ModuleTag_not_important_either
[05:14] Chris_: O_O
[05:14] Chris_: an old Gen Logic perhaps
[05:14] Guest63h: ;These objects are used for Black Lotus's System Hack ability. shamelessy ripped from Sleipnir's Sat Hack 3 tutorial, muaahaha
[05:16] Guest63h: Object ChinaMiniGunnerSquadSoundCreateObject <- why do you need that?
[05:16] Chris_: LOL
[05:16] Guest63h: Object ArtilleryRevealer
[05:16] Guest63h: ShroudRevealToAllRange = 20
[05:16] Chris_: ;These objects are used for Black Lotus's System Hack ability. shamelessy ripped from Sleipnir's Sat Hack 3 tutorial, muaahaha - PURE GOLD!
[05:16] Guest63h: the laugh... oh god
[05:14] Guest63h: KindOf = NO_COLLIDE CAN_ATTACK SCORE UNATTACKABLE CAN_CAST_REFLECTIONS CAN_BE_REPULSED AIRCRAFT
[05:14] Guest63h: Behavior = WanderAIUpdate ModuleTag_03
[05:14] Guest63h: Behavior = FXListDie ModuleTag_not_important
[05:14] Guest63h: Behavior = SlavedUpdate ModuleTag_not_important_either
[05:14] Chris_: O_O
[05:14] Chris_: an old Gen Logic perhaps
[05:14] Guest63h: ;These objects are used for Black Lotus's System Hack ability. shamelessy ripped from Sleipnir's Sat Hack 3 tutorial, muaahaha
[05:16] Guest63h: Object ChinaMiniGunnerSquadSoundCreateObject <- why do you need that?
[05:16] Chris_: LOL
[05:16] Guest63h: Object ArtilleryRevealer
[05:16] Guest63h: ShroudRevealToAllRange = 20
[05:16] Chris_: ;These objects are used for Black Lotus's System Hack ability. shamelessy ripped from Sleipnir's Sat Hack 3 tutorial, muaahaha - PURE GOLD!
[05:16] Guest63h: the laugh... oh god
Look at the comments Hunter Made in his codes
CodeCat
26 Nov 2006
Apparently we have a new member...
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[23:22] <Blaat85> I like Hunter and POMP
Alias
26 Nov 2006
Blaat85, on 27 Nov 2006, 09:24, said:
I was tired so I typoed 
.
.You always typo.
Soul
26 Nov 2006
In a topic about trying to stop pointless spamming over at Revora I said this
I mean it too .
Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 26 November 2006 - 23:35.
Forgotten_Soul, on Nov 25 2006, 01:17 PM, said:
I try my best not to spam, but sometimes it just happens.
I mean it too
.
Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 26 November 2006 - 23:35.
Mathias
28 Nov 2006
CodeCat, on 26 Nov 2006, 23:22, said:
Apparently we have a new member...
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[23:22] <Blaat85> I like Hunter and POMP
For some reason, that REALLY cracked me up.
The_Hunter
29 Nov 2006
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Revan zegt:
Do you have any idea about making rivers?
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) Sanity is for the weak zegt:
yes
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) Sanity is for the weak zegt:
you need a large peice of land and a shuvel
Revan zegt:
XD
Do you have any idea about making rivers?
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) Sanity is for the weak zegt:
yes
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) Sanity is for the weak zegt:
you need a large peice of land and a shuvel
Revan zegt:
XD
Revan asking me a question about the worldbuilder i obviously don't know.
CodeCat
30 Nov 2006
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[00:07] <Jason> Ninja day fails so bad :(
[00:08] <Jason> It makes ninja jesus cry.
[00:08] <Bocaj> I thought Jesus was a cowboy.
[00:08] <Jason> Are you saying jesus is gay
[00:09] <Jason> Because Jesus is not gay.
[00:11] <CodeCat> Jesus loves us all. Therefore Jesus is bi.
[00:12] <nickspoon> no, Jesus loves everything. even animals and that. and plants.
[00:12] <CodeCat> So he's also a zoophile?
[00:12] <nickspoon> pansexual.
[00:12] <CodeCat> He has sex with cooking utensils?
[00:13] <CodeCat> DAMN that Jesus is a perv
[00:13] <nickspoon> indeed.
[00:13] <nickspoon> he'd have sex with anything that moves and then some.
[00:08] <Jason> It makes ninja jesus cry.
[00:08] <Bocaj> I thought Jesus was a cowboy.
[00:08] <Jason> Are you saying jesus is gay
[00:09] <Jason> Because Jesus is not gay.
[00:11] <CodeCat> Jesus loves us all. Therefore Jesus is bi.
[00:12] <nickspoon> no, Jesus loves everything. even animals and that. and plants.
[00:12] <CodeCat> So he's also a zoophile?
[00:12] <nickspoon> pansexual.
[00:12] <CodeCat> He has sex with cooking utensils?
[00:13] <CodeCat> DAMN that Jesus is a perv
[00:13] <nickspoon> indeed.
[00:13] <nickspoon> he'd have sex with anything that moves and then some.
Sic
01 Dec 2006
The_Hunter, on 29 Nov 2006, 20:31, said:
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Revan zegt:
Do you have any idea about making rivers?
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) Sanity is for the weak zegt:
yes
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) Sanity is for the weak zegt:
you need a large peice of land and a shuvel
Revan zegt:
XD
Do you have any idea about making rivers?
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) Sanity is for the weak zegt:
yes
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) Sanity is for the weak zegt:
you need a large peice of land and a shuvel
Revan zegt:
XD
Revan asking me a question about the worldbuilder i obviously don't know.
Keeper LOL.
CodeCat, on 1 Dec 2006, 00:18, said:
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[00:07] <Jason> Ninja day fails so bad :(
[00:08] <Jason> It makes ninja jesus cry.
[00:08] <Bocaj> I thought Jesus was a cowboy.
[00:08] <Jason> Are you saying jesus is gay
[00:09] <Jason> Because Jesus is not gay.
[00:11] <CodeCat> Jesus loves us all. Therefore Jesus is bi.
[00:12] <nickspoon> no, Jesus loves everything. even animals and that. and plants.
[00:12] <CodeCat> So he's also a zoophile?
[00:12] <nickspoon> pansexual.
[00:12] <CodeCat> He has sex with cooking utensils?
[00:13] <CodeCat> DAMN that Jesus is a perv
[00:13] <nickspoon> indeed.
[00:13] <nickspoon> he'd have sex with anything that moves and then some.
[00:08] <Jason> It makes ninja jesus cry.
[00:08] <Bocaj> I thought Jesus was a cowboy.
[00:08] <Jason> Are you saying jesus is gay
[00:09] <Jason> Because Jesus is not gay.
[00:11] <CodeCat> Jesus loves us all. Therefore Jesus is bi.
[00:12] <nickspoon> no, Jesus loves everything. even animals and that. and plants.
[00:12] <CodeCat> So he's also a zoophile?
[00:12] <nickspoon> pansexual.
[00:12] <CodeCat> He has sex with cooking utensils?
[00:13] <CodeCat> DAMN that Jesus is a perv
[00:13] <nickspoon> indeed.
[00:13] <nickspoon> he'd have sex with anything that moves and then some.
Hahahahha.
Kris
03 Dec 2006
Seems We have a new unit for Kassad
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=]Chris[= says:
stealth gen have NO tanks
kill mod says:
Qout conan
kill mod says:
and bagy
=]Chris[= says:
kill mod says:
i like it
stealth gen have NO tanks
kill mod says:
Qout conan
kill mod says:
and bagy
=]Chris[= says:
kill mod says:
i like it
Areze
04 Dec 2006
OH NOES!! KASSAD"S EMPLOYING CONON O'BRIAN AND PLASTIC BAGS TO KEEL US ALL!!!
But that's pretty funny there.
But that's pretty funny there.
Sic
04 Dec 2006
Chris, on 3 Dec 2006, 15:59, said:
Seems We have a new unit for Kassad
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=]Chris[= says:
stealth gen have NO tanks
kill mod says:
Qout conan
kill mod says:
and bagy
=]Chris[= says:
kill mod says:
i like it
stealth gen have NO tanks
kill mod says:
Qout conan
kill mod says:
and bagy
=]Chris[= says:
kill mod says:
i like it
I had a motherf****** laugh when I read that
EDIT: And a quote from msn for ya :
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Revan says:
I really enjoy what I'm doing atm
psysic. says:
:S Watching porn?
I really enjoy what I'm doing atm
psysic. says:
:S Watching porn?
Edited by General Sic, 04 December 2006 - 18:18.
