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#326 Sic

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Posted 03 January 2007 - 20:51

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Posted 03 January 2007 - 20:53

View PostBlaat85, on 4 Jan 2007, 07:20, said:

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Blaat: Crappy keybaord


Took me a while to realise the typo :/

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 07:59

I saw the typo from first second, but I'm at a loss about what's so funny about it.
Lifes a shit.. deal w/ it..its impossible to have a good day wow fuck this gay earth much??
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Posted 04 January 2007 - 11:36

The irony is the source of amusement

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 19:16

Really...this thread misses something..

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BAM! TO BEHOLD, A PUBLIC BULLETIN BOARD, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING BULLSHIT, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL ME /B/.


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Edited by Shirou, 04 January 2007 - 19:20.

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#331 Foxhound

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Posted 05 January 2007 - 02:48

I don't get it.

In response to the first one (the one quoted), that sounds a lot like a US Air Force ad.
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#332 Mathias

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Posted 05 January 2007 - 07:39

It's a parody of V's speech from V for Vendetta, but in honor of 4chan's /b/ board and using the letter B. It's legendary copypasta.
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#333 Sic

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Posted 07 January 2007 - 12:22

MSN has wonders said:

sic. says:
Crap
sic. says:
G'crap
sic. says:
G'night anyway!
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Good crap
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Hmm
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Good et lost.
sic. says:
Try crapping, you'll like it
sic. says:

[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Wait general, I'm just fixing a clogged crap nozzle.
sic. says:
HAhahahahahahah
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Try it, You'll like it.
sic. says:
Crap it, you'll love it!
sic. says:
Hahaha
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
You know it is just right when the turd falls off the arse.
sic. says:
That's right, sit back and crap. Give my toilets more time to work!
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:

[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
MASSIVE LOL
sic. says:
No , Give my toilets more time to flush!
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:

sic. says:
That's better
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
DOUBLE MASSIVE LOL
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Ah give me back that crap derrick, don't you know crap is a key ingreadant in my turd.
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Aww... It's not so bad, you should feel a long turding after this.
sic. says:
Crapping
sic. says:
as in shit tablets
sic. says:
which cause you to go crap a shitload of turd
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Ah general what have you got against crapping have you seen what they put in food these days
sic. says:
, shit talks
sic. says:
Ah, you destroyed my crap center! ah well, i hated my turd crappers anyway!
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Stay away these laxatives are mine
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Stay away from my crap missile I'll deliver them to you when I am ready
sic. says:
What are you crapping in here? The crapetite is mine!
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:

sic. says:
You would come for the crap, but you'd crap, because you're shit!

Wow, This is like a craptacular convo about shit voiceovers of Dr.Craps voice , in crappy version only. Don't mind the [CNCRE Studios] part of alias' name, I just edit all members of ES so I can differ them from other people.
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Posted 07 January 2007 - 12:25

And that was after Random Hour... I've commited Sacriledge.

Edited by Alias, 07 January 2007 - 12:26.


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Posted 07 January 2007 - 19:29

20 gallons of soda is NOT good for you. :wtf:
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Posted 07 January 2007 - 19:41

View PostGeneral Sic, on 7 Jan 2007, 07:22, said:

MSN has wonders said:

sic. says:
Crap
sic. says:
G'crap
sic. says:
G'night anyway!
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Good crap
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Hmm
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Good et lost.
sic. says:
Try crapping, you'll like it
sic. says:

[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Wait general, I'm just fixing a clogged crap nozzle.
sic. says:
HAhahahahahahah
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Try it, You'll like it.
sic. says:
Crap it, you'll love it!
sic. says:
Hahaha
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
You know it is just right when the turd falls off the arse.
sic. says:
That's right, sit back and crap. Give my toilets more time to work!
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:

[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
MASSIVE LOL
sic. says:
No , Give my toilets more time to flush!
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:

sic. says:
That's better
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
DOUBLE MASSIVE LOL
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Ah give me back that crap derrick, don't you know crap is a key ingreadant in my turd.
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Aww... It's not so bad, you should feel a long turding after this.
sic. says:
Crapping
sic. says:
as in shit tablets
sic. says:
which cause you to go crap a shitload of turd
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Ah general what have you got against crapping have you seen what they put in food these days
sic. says:
, shit talks
sic. says:
Ah, you destroyed my crap center! ah well, i hated my turd crappers anyway!
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Stay away these laxatives are mine
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Stay away from my crap missile I'll deliver them to you when I am ready
sic. says:
What are you crapping in here? The crapetite is mine!
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:

sic. says:
You would come for the crap, but you'd crap, because you're shit!

Wow, This is like a craptacular convo about shit voiceovers of Dr.Craps voice , in crappy version only. Don't mind the [CNCRE Studios] part of alias' name, I just edit all members of ES so I can differ them from other people.

I laughed so hard that my sides hurt :wtf: .
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Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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Posted 07 January 2007 - 20:22

Nice to see that you're amused.
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Posted 07 January 2007 - 21:19

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[22:16] Ranger_Logan: never heared of it
[22:16] SouthSideDiablo: what?
[22:17] Ranger_Logan: you said something?
[22:17] SouthSideDiablo: me?
[22:17] Ranger_Logan: are you talking to me?
[22:17] SouthSideDiablo: i have no idea
[22:17] Blaat: lol

#339 Sic

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Posted 07 January 2007 - 23:17

That was pretty random :wtf:.
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Posted 08 January 2007 - 20:02

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[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
one thing that's also interestin
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
if the english would not have conquered a certain dutch colony on american land
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
new york would be know today as new amsterdam
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
we could be having this conversation in dutch if that would have happend
Mathias zegt:
hmm
Mathias zegt:
i think the world would be more split in a general sense then
Mathias zegt:
i dont think there would be one dominating language
Mathias zegt:
altho seeing as dutch would be a major language and you would be dutch there is a change
Mathias zegt:
*chanc
Mathias zegt:
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Mathias zegt:
ar
Mathias zegt:
hg
Mathias zegt:
ARGHJ
Mathias zegt:
LOL
Mathias zegt:
fucking typowned


me and mathias talking about history
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#341 Sic

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Posted 08 January 2007 - 20:06

Serial typos. Lol

Edited by General Sic, 08 January 2007 - 20:06.

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Posted 09 January 2007 - 18:51

View PostForgotten_Soul, on 8 Jan 2007, 03:41, said:

View PostGeneral Sic, on 7 Jan 2007, 07:22, said:

MSN has wonders said:

sic. says:
Crap
sic. says:
G'crap
sic. says:
G'night anyway!
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Good crap
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Hmm
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Good et lost.
sic. says:
Try crapping, you'll like it
sic. says:

[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Wait general, I'm just fixing a clogged crap nozzle.
sic. says:
HAhahahahahahah
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Try it, You'll like it.
sic. says:
Crap it, you'll love it!
sic. says:
Hahaha
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
You know it is just right when the turd falls off the arse.
sic. says:
That's right, sit back and crap. Give my toilets more time to work!
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:

[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
MASSIVE LOL
sic. says:
No , Give my toilets more time to flush!
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:

sic. says:
That's better
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
DOUBLE MASSIVE LOL
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Ah give me back that crap derrick, don't you know crap is a key ingreadant in my turd.
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Aww... It's not so bad, you should feel a long turding after this.
sic. says:
Crapping
sic. says:
as in shit tablets
sic. says:
which cause you to go crap a shitload of turd
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Ah general what have you got against crapping have you seen what they put in food these days
sic. says:
, shit talks
sic. says:
Ah, you destroyed my crap center! ah well, i hated my turd crappers anyway!
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Stay away these laxatives are mine
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:
Stay away from my crap missile I'll deliver them to you when I am ready
sic. says:
What are you crapping in here? The crapetite is mine!
[CNCRE Studios] Alias says:

sic. says:
You would come for the crap, but you'd crap, because you're shit!

Wow, This is like a craptacular convo about shit voiceovers of Dr.Craps voice , in crappy version only. Don't mind the [CNCRE Studios] part of alias' name, I just edit all members of ES so I can differ them from other people.

I laughed so hard that my sides hurt :ugly: .



Hahaha what he said :cry: :rofll:






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Posted 09 January 2007 - 21:12

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Overdose - Tank Rushing since 1994 zegt:
there's that new marine training simulator that is making to the arcades
Overdose - Tank Rushing since 1994 zegt:
you actually hold a carbine
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
that would be cool
Overdose - Tank Rushing since 1994 zegt:
you can shoot someone's gun and the gun runs away scared
Overdose - Tank Rushing since 1994 zegt:
watched it on discov channel
Overdose - Tank Rushing since 1994 zegt:
guy runs*
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
LOL
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
running guns
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
XD
Revan zegt:
XD
Overdose - Tank Rushing since 1994 zegt:
XD
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
all the marines in iraq would be like WTF ? the guns aint running away
Overdose - Tank Rushing since 1994 zegt:
"Sir we just lost the battle. Our guns are retreating."
Overdose - Tank Rushing since 1994 zegt:
HUGE WTF EFFECT
Revan zegt:
:cry:
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
classic

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Posted 09 January 2007 - 21:14

Lol. Running guns...

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Posted 10 January 2007 - 08:13

:P

Then we'd be left with rocks and sticks XD

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Posted 10 January 2007 - 12:35

So that's what Einstein meant. :P
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Posted 10 January 2007 - 21:48

:loel:
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Posted 11 January 2007 - 11:34

Me and commrad one night

Centric Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu A.K.A Suiseiseki~Desu says (10:18 PM):
me and prince kassad are trying to unlock the Shockwave code
Co|V|R4DE says (10:18 PM):
Good luck then
Co|V|R4DE says (10:18 PM):
no one knows of it
Co|V|R4DE says (10:18 PM):
not even me.
Centric Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu A.K.A Suiseiseki~Desu says (10:18 PM):
well we are found some secret stuff
Centric Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu A.K.A Suiseiseki~Desu says (10:18 PM):
:joint:
Centric Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu A.K.A Suiseiseki~Desu says (10:19 PM):
shhh
Co|V|R4DE says (10:21 PM):
Well then, I shall have the guards show your way out then. Oh...
Co|V|R4DE says (10:21 PM):
and you may want to move out of town =).
Centric Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu A.K.A Suiseiseki~Desu says (10:21 PM):
O_O
Co|V|R4DE says (10:21 PM):
Lets just say Hunter likes to meet his subjects personally
Centric Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu A.K.A Suiseiseki~Desu says (10:22 PM):
S***
Co|V|R4DE says (10:22 PM):
Oh yes
Co|V|R4DE says (10:22 PM):
'there will be blood'
Centric Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu A.K.A Suiseiseki~Desu says (10:22 PM):
Ok I am lituraly wetting my pants
Co|V|R4DE says (10:23 PM):
...
Co|V|R4DE says (10:23 PM):
hmm
Co|V|R4DE says (10:23 PM):
here have these pair of pants, ugh
Centric Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu A.K.A Suiseiseki~Desu says (10:23 PM):
thank you how did you kno0w my size ?
Co|V|R4DE says (10:24 PM):
i didnt, i just stole them from this rack right here
Co|V|R4DE says (10:24 PM):
didnt you notice we're in a store?
Centric Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu A.K.A Suiseiseki~Desu says (10:24 PM):
no I must be smoking to much pot want some
Co|V|R4DE says (10:24 PM):
nah
Co|V|R4DE says (10:24 PM):
last time i did i thought i was stalin
Centric Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu A.K.A Suiseiseki~Desu says (10:25 PM):
:loel:
Co|V|R4DE says (10:25 PM):
hunter sent me to siberia for a year or two
Centric Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu A.K.A Suiseiseki~Desu says (10:25 PM):
:P thats where i am going to
Co|V|R4DE says (10:25 PM):
oh hey tell guynumber 7 hi for me then
Co|V|R4DE says (10:26 PM):
*goodbye
Centric Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu A.K.A Suiseiseki~Desu says (10:26 PM):
bye bye
Centric Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu A.K.A Suiseiseki~Desu says (10:27 PM):
wait why am i in a gage ?
Co|V|R4DE says (10:27 PM):
I told you
Co|V|R4DE says (10:27 PM):
your going to siberia
Co|V|R4DE says (10:27 PM):
remember what i told you
Centric Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu A.K.A Suiseiseki~Desu says (10:27 PM):
F***
Co|V|R4DE says (10:27 PM):
*puls lever*
Centric Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu A.K.A Suiseiseki~Desu says (10:27 PM):
NOOOOOOOO~Desu
Co|V|R4DE says (10:27 PM):
*waves
Centric Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu A.K.A Suiseiseki~Desu says (10:27 PM):
*waves*
Centric Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu A.K.A Suiseiseki~Desu says (10:28 PM):
i will miss you
Co|V|R4DE says (10:28 PM):
:D wtf ur supposed to be in the air
Co|V|R4DE says (10:28 PM):
lol
Co|V|R4DE says (10:28 PM):
ok ok thats as far as im takin this
Centric Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu A.K.A Suiseiseki~Desu says (10:28 PM):
Umm to much pot ?
Co|V|R4DE says (10:28 PM):
i need to sleep
Co|V|R4DE says (10:28 PM):
:joint:
Co|V|R4DE says (10:28 PM):
perhaps
Co|V|R4DE says (10:28 PM):
anywho
Co|V|R4DE says (10:28 PM):
lata
Centric Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu A.K.A Suiseiseki~Desu says (10:28 PM):
this is going straight ot the the funny quotes

#349 Sic

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Posted 11 January 2007 - 12:03

Dude, you need to stop abusing weed like that :loel:.
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Posted 12 January 2007 - 00:19

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[Comr4de] zegt:
anybody home?
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
André isn't availible right now please leave a message after the beep
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
*beep*
[Comr4de] zegt:
uhh, hey hunter, eh just wanted to let ya know if u wanted to do a DC match, prob not today but hey lets do that tomorrow
[Comr4de] zegt:
well bye * dial tone*

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