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#401 The_Hunter

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Posted 06 February 2007 - 18:00

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Mathias zegt:
i cant get my ass to do anything useful
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
so you can't fart anymore
Mathias zegt:
oh shi-
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
yes quite

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#402 Sic

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Posted 06 February 2007 - 18:01

Bahahaha. So, not farting is useful eh? :P Of course it is.
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#403 Comr4de

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Posted 06 February 2007 - 22:45

View PostThe_Hunter, on 6 Feb 2007, 12:00, said:

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Mathias zegt:
i cant get my ass to do anything useful
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
so you can't fart anymore
Mathias zegt:
oh shi-
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) zegt:
yes quite


I lol'd.

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#404 Athena

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Posted 07 February 2007 - 04:45

^ what he said :).

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Posted 07 February 2007 - 09:18

@Hunter, very funny

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Posted 07 February 2007 - 18:40

Major Nuker said:

Sic says:
Wanted to make it more pinkish
Sic says:
gives that " Im in love" feeling
Major Nuker says:
red is the "I'm a slut" feeling
Major Nuker says:
red light district anyone?

We were discussing for my SOTW sig.

Edited by Sic, 07 February 2007 - 18:40.

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Posted 08 February 2007 - 02:00

:rotfll: Major Nuker rides again!
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#408 Revan

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 13:38

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Sic sagt:
brb
Revan sagt:
or the other players will take them away
k
Sic sagt:
back
fucking zills sister
spoke to me in english
Revan sagt:
lol
you're fucking your cousine?
Sic sagt:

LOL
No dude
Revan sagt:
well you said "fucking zills sister"

Sic sagt:

I didn't say I AM FUCKING

I said she is a fucking idiotic person

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GENERATION 8: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 13:40

Ahahahahahhaha! :D
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#410 Areze

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 13:41

That is made of awesome and win. :rotfll:
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#411 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 14:25

Yay for verb agreement. That one was classic.
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 18:58

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Stinger Says:
http://img115.images...asernerdng3.jpg
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) Says:
lol @ towned
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) Says:
*townes
Thez\Thierry - Rather my class mate then my cat says:
towned...t-owned
Thez\Thierry - Rather my class mate then my cat says:
Townes: "You've been TOWNED general"
Stinger Says:
Towned. :D I think Hunter just coined a new phrase. :D
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) Says:
yes
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) Says:
if your owned by townes
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) Says:
your towned XD

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#413 Comr4de

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 19:01

:D

You've been owned by townes.

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#414 Sic

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 22:25

Lol. Towned.
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Posted 10 February 2007 - 00:26

Oh the wonderful new breed of words that flow from Dev conversations and games. You just gotta love it :D
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Posted 10 February 2007 - 16:00

View PostThe_Hunter, on 10 Feb 2007, 02:58, said:

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Stinger Says:
http://img115.images...asernerdng3.jpg
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) Says:
lol @ towned
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) Says:
*townes
Thez\Thierry - Rather my class mate then my cat says:
towned...t-owned
Thez\Thierry - Rather my class mate then my cat says:
Townes: "You've been TOWNED general"
Stinger Says:
Towned. :loel: I think Hunter just coined a new phrase. :D
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) Says:
yes
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) Says:
if your owned by townes
[CNCRE Studios] The Hunter (AKA André) Says:
your towned XD




That pic is waaay better than ZH's Townes :D

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Can i have a few more of those? :/ Might replace EA's lame townes with that :)







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Posted 11 February 2007 - 00:54

This was a log of an IRC convo earlier, in another channel...

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[01:29] <nickspoon> Ubermouser: the queen attracts tourists and grants knighthoods, that's all.
[01:29] <WagatiCat> heehee, I want to be queen and make useless knights!
[01:29] <Ubermouser> :loel: that'd be AWESOME!
[01:30] * WagatiCat dubs Ubermouser SIR Ubermouser, and baps him on the shoulder with the broad side of a sword blade
[01:30] <nickspoon> WagatiCat: being a knight is like getting the world record for the number of marshmallows fired from your nose in three minutes.
[01:30] * Ubermouser is now known as SirUbermouser
[01:30] <SirUbermouser> :/ YAY :)
[01:31] * WagatiCat is now known as QueenWagati
[01:31] <QueenWagati> Now I just need some marshmallows
[01:31] <SirUbermouser> as my first act as.. knight... I shall.. get more pizza. brb
[01:31] * nickspoon is now known as Revolt
[01:31] * Revolt overthrows QueenWagati
[01:31] * CodeCat is now known as Media
[01:31] * Revolt is now known as PrimeMinister
[01:31] * QueenWagati calls upon her Knight!
[01:31] <Media> WTF the queen has been overthrown!
[01:32] <Media> Oh BTW some puppy needs to be saved
[01:32] <QueenWagati> Sir Ubermouser!
[01:32] * SirUbermouser smashes PrimeMinister with a cane
[01:32] <Media> ALL CARE FOR THE POOR PUPPIES IN AFGHANISTAN
[01:32] * QueenWagati screams "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"
[01:32] <Media> DINGDONG! Now for a commercial break!
[01:32] <SirUbermouser> RWARAWRAWRAWR *smashes Media too*
[01:32] * PrimeMinister throws condoms filled with purple flour at SirUbermouser
[01:32] <Media> BUY STUFF YOU DON'T NEED NOW! For only more money than you can afford!
[01:32] <Media> Now back to the news...
[01:32] <RockWolf> Cue anti-depressant commercial. :D
[01:33] <SirUbermouser> Thou willst regret thine actions, SWINE!
[01:33] * QueenWagati summons an army of playing cards and orders them to plague everyone with paper cuts
[01:33] <Media> PrimeMinister to give free contraceptives. OMG it's insulting to religion!
[01:33] <Media> Pope vowed to kill PrimeMinister
[01:33] <PrimeMinister> OH SHIT THE CATHOLICS ARE COMING
[01:33] <Media> Muslims shocked
[01:33] <Zee> XD
[01:33] * PrimeMinister hides under a lead box
[01:33] * SirUbermouser tries to behead PrimeMinister with a butter knife
[01:33] <Media> Buddhists were also shocked but they dropped their hairdryers in their bath
[01:34] <SirUbermouser> .. XD
[01:34] <PrimeMinister> Buy your lead boxes now! The best way to defend against dangerous Pope rays!
[01:34] <PrimeMinister> Anyway, 'night.
[01:34] <Media> New industry formed in the UK
[01:34] <SirUbermouser> Victory!!
[01:34] * PrimeMinister is now known as nickspoon
[01:34] <nickspoon> I resign.
[01:34] <Media> Economy plummets as jobs worldwide are lost due to new blooming industry!
[01:34] <nickspoon> I have to go to sleep.
[01:34] <SirUbermouser> Glory be to the Overmind!
[01:34] <SirUbermouser> .. I mean..
[01:35] <Media> PrimeMinister resigns at height of crisis!
[01:35] <Media> PUPPIES IN AFGHANISTAN STILL UNDER ATTACK BY TERRORIST TREE FRIENDS
[01:35] * SirUbermouser censors the mdeia
[01:35] <SirUbermouser> media*
[01:36] * nickspoon (~nick@3024195A.888F439E.A7D1D9FA.IP) Quit (Quit: Leaving.)
[01:36] * QueenWagati upgrades SirUbermouser's knighthood
[01:36] <Media> UK Censors media, world reaction mixed
[01:36] * QueenWagati dubs SirUbermouser UltimateSirUbermouser for defense of Her Majesties honor
[01:36] <Media> Reaction mix now sold as fruit drink, retail price €2,95
[01:36] * SirUbermouser is now known as UltimateSirUbermouser
[01:36] * QueenWagati applauds
[01:36] <UltimateSirUbermouser> Ausgeseichnet!
[01:37] <QueenWagati> Toll!
[01:37] <QueenWagati> Wunderbar!
[01:37] * Media is now known as CodeCat
[01:37] * UltimateSirUbermouser does knightly things nstuff
[01:38] * QueenWagati goes back to her daily duties of attracting tourists

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Posted 11 February 2007 - 01:56

Umm, lol?

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Posted 11 February 2007 - 04:05

Stinger, during discussion after the revealing of DS' helicopter, and me challenging him to an Ironside vs Deathstrike match:

Stinger said:

The Gladiator will eat your Hips for breakfast.


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#420 Areze

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Posted 11 February 2007 - 04:12

I really didn't need that mental image, thanks. :loel:
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#421 CodeCat

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Posted 11 February 2007 - 21:30

:)

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[22:32] * Now talking in #KssStudios
[22:32] * Topic is 'Welcome to K.S.S. Studios IRC! www.kss-studios.tk (Raid-Power Struggle Realease: 8-23-07)'
[22:32] * Set by Short_Stuff on Sat Feb 10 03:42:11
[22:32] <CodeCat> SPAAAAAAAAAAAM
[22:32] * You were kicked from #KssStudios by Short_Stuff (KIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCKKKK)

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#422 Comr4de

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Posted 12 February 2007 - 05:42

^
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#423 Sic

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Posted 12 February 2007 - 14:11

Me and Kenny speaking about art teachers, pay attention to the conclusion please.

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[CNCRE Studios] Crazykenny (AKA Ken) says:
I want to bomb my drawing teacher
Sic says:
Oh. Do not speak please
Sic says:
If you knew my art teacher, you wouldn't even think of bombing yours
[CNCRE Studios] Crazykenny (AKA Ken) says:
Well i wasnt even in his class and he sended me and the rest out
[CNCRE Studios] Crazykenny (AKA Ken) says:

Sic says:
O_o
[CNCRE Studios] Crazykenny (AKA Ken) says:
Thats what i mean
Sic says:
Mine is a gayfucker idiot lamespeaking criticist that says 12038 words while trying to say hello.
[CNCRE Studios] Crazykenny (AKA Ken) says:

Sic says:
He wants to make VanGoghs out of people who can't even write
Sic says:
bastard asshole
[CNCRE Studios] Crazykenny (AKA Ken) says:
XD
Sic says:
gives too much value to his subject as if it was math or physics
[CNCRE Studios] Crazykenny (AKA Ken) says:
Wanna switch teachers?
Sic says:
AHHAHAHAHAHHAA
Sic says:
He looks like a big fat bastard, but he's too tall so you don't notice his fatness
Sic says:
he speaks albanian as if he came from france
Sic says:
And when giving you the last mark, he asks you about stuff like lines and pencils ( what they are ETC)
[CNCRE Studios] Crazykenny (AKA Ken) says:
Well mine is a child molesting motherfucking piece of scum
Sic says:
So yeah, he's a complete retarded asshole.
Sic says:
Those two together, childrape
Sic says:
I meant
[CNCRE Studios] Crazykenny (AKA Ken) says:
XD
Sic says:
OMG. My teacher plus your teacher plus a random child, gay threesome
[CNCRE Studios] Crazykenny (AKA Ken) says:
LOL
Sic says:
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[CNCRE Studios] Crazykenny (AKA Ken) says:
Quoted for great justice XD
Sic says:
Bwahahaha pwn

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#424 Mathias

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Posted 13 February 2007 - 20:36

#sexbomb, what would I do without you..

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[22:05:38:] <Jo_Inge> Yeah ... where is Nabbe by the way?
[22:05:48:] <Jo_Inge> Haven't seen him in a few days.
[22:06:05:] <Archtor> Jo_Inge: He's lying in some ditch somewhere.
[22:06:06:] <sortulv> He's probably wound up in a crackhouse down in Drammen.
[22:06:09:] <Archtor> Preferrably covered up in urine.
[22:06:20:] <sortulv> Archtor: With fath goth?
[22:06:28:] <cycerin> With big nigra.
[22:06:30:] <cycerin> :)
[22:07:04:] <Archtor> Anusget.
[22:07:07:] <Jo_Inge> You crossed the line, cycerin!
[22:07:09:] <Archtor> Goatse +10
[22:07:13:] <Jo_Inge> joo dont mess wiz zat ztuff
[22:07:55:] <Kumool> Nah, now I'll let you losers sit here and rot - alone!
[22:08:03:] <Kumool> *do something constructive*
[22:08:51:] <Archtor> Aka. smear his weiner up with cheese doodle grease and play FFVII.
[22:09:20:] <Archtor> Haha, "overweights struck with new racism"
[22:09:26:] <Archtor> As if that was a negative thing.
[22:09:28:] <epp> i got to shit so fucking much now
[22:09:57:] <cycerin> You horrible fucking channel.
[22:09:58:] <cycerin> I'm laughing.

Lifes a shit.. deal w/ it..its impossible to have a good day wow fuck this gay earth much??
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