[01:29] <nickspoon> Ubermouser: the queen attracts tourists and grants knighthoods, that's all.
[01:29] <WagatiCat> heehee, I want to be queen and make useless knights!
[01:29] <Ubermouser>
that'd be AWESOME!
[01:30] * WagatiCat dubs Ubermouser SIR Ubermouser, and baps him on the shoulder with the broad side of a sword blade
[01:30] <nickspoon> WagatiCat: being a knight is like getting the world record for the number of marshmallows fired from your nose in three minutes.
[01:30] * Ubermouser is now known as SirUbermouser
[01:30] <SirUbermouser>
YAY
[01:31] * WagatiCat is now known as QueenWagati
[01:31] <QueenWagati> Now I just need some marshmallows
[01:31] <SirUbermouser> as my first act as.. knight... I shall.. get more pizza. brb
[01:31] * nickspoon is now known as Revolt
[01:31] * Revolt overthrows QueenWagati
[01:31] * CodeCat is now known as Media
[01:31] * Revolt is now known as PrimeMinister
[01:31] * QueenWagati calls upon her Knight!
[01:31] <Media> WTF the queen has been overthrown!
[01:32] <Media> Oh BTW some puppy needs to be saved
[01:32] <QueenWagati> Sir Ubermouser!
[01:32] * SirUbermouser smashes PrimeMinister with a cane
[01:32] <Media> ALL CARE FOR THE POOR PUPPIES IN AFGHANISTAN
[01:32] * QueenWagati screams "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"
[01:32] <Media> DINGDONG! Now for a commercial break!
[01:32] <SirUbermouser> RWARAWRAWRAWR *smashes Media too*
[01:32] * PrimeMinister throws condoms filled with purple flour at SirUbermouser
[01:32] <Media> BUY STUFF YOU DON'T NEED NOW! For only more money than you can afford!
[01:32] <Media> Now back to the news...
[01:32] <RockWolf> Cue anti-depressant commercial.
[01:33] <SirUbermouser> Thou willst regret thine actions, SWINE!
[01:33] * QueenWagati summons an army of playing cards and orders them to plague everyone with paper cuts
[01:33] <Media> PrimeMinister to give free contraceptives. OMG it's insulting to religion!
[01:33] <Media> Pope vowed to kill PrimeMinister
[01:33] <PrimeMinister> OH SHIT THE CATHOLICS ARE COMING
[01:33] <Media> Muslims shocked
[01:33] <Zee> XD
[01:33] * PrimeMinister hides under a lead box
[01:33] * SirUbermouser tries to behead PrimeMinister with a butter knife
[01:33] <Media> Buddhists were also shocked but they dropped their hairdryers in their bath
[01:34] <SirUbermouser> .. XD
[01:34] <PrimeMinister> Buy your lead boxes now! The best way to defend against dangerous Pope rays!
[01:34] <PrimeMinister> Anyway, 'night.
[01:34] <Media> New industry formed in the UK
[01:34] <SirUbermouser> Victory!!
[01:34] * PrimeMinister is now known as nickspoon
[01:34] <nickspoon> I resign.
[01:34] <Media> Economy plummets as jobs worldwide are lost due to new blooming industry!
[01:34] <nickspoon> I have to go to sleep.
[01:34] <SirUbermouser> Glory be to the Overmind!
[01:34] <SirUbermouser> .. I mean..
[01:35] <Media> PrimeMinister resigns at height of crisis!
[01:35] <Media> PUPPIES IN AFGHANISTAN STILL UNDER ATTACK BY TERRORIST TREE FRIENDS
[01:35] * SirUbermouser censors the mdeia
[01:35] <SirUbermouser> media*
[01:36] * nickspoon (~nick@3024195A.888F439E.A7D1D9FA.IP) Quit (Quit: Leaving.)
[01:36] * QueenWagati upgrades SirUbermouser's knighthood
[01:36] <Media> UK Censors media, world reaction mixed
[01:36] * QueenWagati dubs SirUbermouser UltimateSirUbermouser for defense of Her Majesties honor
[01:36] <Media> Reaction mix now sold as fruit drink, retail price €2,95
[01:36] * SirUbermouser is now known as UltimateSirUbermouser
[01:36] * QueenWagati applauds
[01:36] <UltimateSirUbermouser> Ausgeseichnet!
[01:37] <QueenWagati> Toll!
[01:37] <QueenWagati> Wunderbar!
[01:37] * Media is now known as CodeCat
[01:37] * UltimateSirUbermouser does knightly things nstuff
[01:38] * QueenWagati goes back to her daily duties of attracting tourists