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#1251 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 16:48

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εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ dice (18:38):
Can I piss you off?
Kevin - Holidays! dice (18:38):
Why?:cool:
εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ dice (18:38):
I am bored.
εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ dice (18:39):
And Zeke already blocked me
εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ dice (18:39):
Bitches do that.
εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ dice (18:39):
Bitch be sucking balls!
Kevin - Holidays! dice (18:39):
Xd
Kevin - Holidays! dice (18:39):
haha
εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ slaps this whore
Kevin - Holidays! dice (18:39):
:D
εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ dice (18:41):
It's funny what I said there?
Kevin - Holidays! dice (18:41):
Yeah xd
εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ dice (18:42):
You
εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ dice (18:42):
Quote it
εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ dice (18:42):
I command you to do it.
Kevin - Holidays! dice (18:42):
To?
Kevin - Holidays! dice (18:42):
ES?:P
εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ dice (18:43):
No your ass.
Kevin - Holidays! dice (18:43):
Ok, *is quoting it on his ass*
εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ dice (18:43):
LOL
εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ dice (18:44):
Bitch be tattooing it in your ass!
Kevin - Holidays! dice (18:44):
xd
εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ dice (18:44):
Ehehehe xD
εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ dice (18:45):
Are you Gay?
Kevin - Holidays! dice (18:46):
No, you?
εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ dice (18:46):
no u
Kevin - Holidays! dice (18:46):
xd
εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ dice (18:47):
Oh god
εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ dice (18:47):
Quote this
εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ dice (18:47):
I cannot stop the lollin'


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#1252 Alias

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 21:04

Tell me when I should start laughing.

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#1253 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 21:05

I believe you start laughing when the next quote is posted...
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#1254 Alias

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 21:07

I'm sick of random quotes being posted that just aren't funny.

This is called Funny Quotes. They must have some humorous value.

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#1255 Dauth

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 21:21

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PrinceKassad is now known as Thirteen

..................SOME TIME LATER.........................
Thirteen > I love IE6

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#1256 Strategia

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 17:43

Dauth said:

It is indeed the Guardian, and please refrain from calling a topic 'Help' since it's useless to other members.

It is 'Help, I stubbed my finger and can't hotkey, advice please?'
Or 'Help, my computer exploded and I am dying from a razor sharp cd-rom wound to the testicles, advice please?'


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#1257 Dauth

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 17:50

View PostStrategia™©, on 1 May 2008, 18:43, said:

Dauth said:

It is indeed the Guardian, and please refrain from calling a topic 'Help' since it's useless to other members.

It is 'Help, I stubbed my finger and can't hotkey, advice please?'
Or 'Help, my computer exploded and I am dying from a razor sharp cd-rom wound to the testicles, advice please?'


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#1258 Lizzie

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 18:37

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Lizzie says (2:29 AM):
Comrade needs to hire me as his club bouncer. >.>

Overdose says (2:30 AM):
Bouncers kick idiots out, they don't kill them in the most horrible means available
Overdose says (2:30 AM):
=p You'd be a bad bouncer.

Lizzie says (2:32 AM):
Well I keep the trash out at least. >.>
Lizzie says (2:32 AM):
Who cares if it leaves a scorch mark behind. <.<

Overdose says (2:32 AM):
=P or a trail of limbs

Lizzie says (2:33 AM):
That too

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#1259 Kamikazi

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Posted 02 May 2008 - 13:13

[a=1][c=13]εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ[/c=4][/a=2] zegt:
Do a blowjob to me
Kevin - Holidays! zegt:
omg
[a=1][c=13]εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ[/c=4][/a=2] zegt:
I command it.
[a=1][c=13]εl ցгﻪռ ८օռรεյεгօツ[/c=4][/a=2] zegt:
Whore.
Kevin - Holidays! zegt:
I quote it :P
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#1260 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 02 May 2008 - 13:20

unfunny quote is not funny
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#1261 Kris

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Posted 02 May 2008 - 16:24

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Kid's Humour makes Onions cry.

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Posted 02 May 2008 - 22:46

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[00:41] <Amaya_Yamamoto> Delta: its simple to kick and ban using hydra irc, maybe two clicks at most xD
[00:42] <Delta> Amaya_Yamamoto: um okay?
[00:42] <Delta> it's easy to kick and ban using pretty much every client
[00:42] <CodeCat> I can shut everyone in the channel up with just one click
[00:42] <Itami> I can too...
[00:42] <Itami> Minimize FTW!
[00:42] <CodeCat> All I have to do is click this big X
[00:42] <Itami> Minimize FTW!
[00:43] <Itami> =]
[00:43] <Amaya_Yamamoto> i can do that two codecat, but with one key on my keyboard =3
[00:43] <Itami> Or you know...hit the power button =]
[00:43] <CodeCat> Your keyboard has an X key?
[00:43] <CodeCat> Oh wait
[00:43] <CodeCat> Duh!
[00:43] * CodeCat facepalms
[00:43] <Amaya_Yamamoto> lol

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#1263 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 02 May 2008 - 22:51

Ahahaha. :cry:

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Posted 02 May 2008 - 22:54

somone in reallife (i guess this counts) said to me:

some pleb said:

Led Zeppelin and MetallicA are emo's 50cent forever


that made me laugh

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MY BEAK IS ONE WHICH WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS.

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#1265 CodeCat

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Posted 02 May 2008 - 23:08

An IRC in-joke...

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[01:03] * Cerolobo (Cerolobo@FUR-3DDD50FC.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[01:04] * peer (codecat42@FUR-D3EF0DAF.direct-adsl.nl) has joined #theburrow
[01:04] <peer> Muhuhahaha
[01:05] <peer> I'M IN UR CHANNELZ, RESETTING UR CONNECTIONZ
[01:05] * peer (codecat42@FUR-D3EF0DAF.direct-adsl.nl) Quit (Quit: Connection reset by ME!)

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#1266 G-sus

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 01:29

<BillyChaka> sometimes i just wanna...
<BillyChaka> unwind
<BillyChaka> grab myself some cranberry juice and
<BillyChaka> just unload on this place
<Gsus> eeeew
<BillyChaka> oh fuck you gsus


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#1267 TheDR

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 21:39

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Josh Gray says (22:36):
u know about 10 people have added me on msn from ES
TheDR says (22:36):
i got about 21
TheDR says (22:37):
got to collect them all
Josh Gray says (22:37):
lol
TheDR says (22:37):
E Studios-mon
Josh Gray says (22:37):
LMAO HAHAHA

Josh Gray says (22:37):
I was thinking that lol


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#1268 SolidSpartan117

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 21:41

Ha ha, class
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#1269 Ghostrider

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 17:30

Ghostrider = Yellow, 2nd to None = Red
[13:06:32] << come play some ShW!
[13:10:38] >> just got done with leangs challenge on hard Oo and now i am goin out with some of my buddys ;) gaming night with booze n bitches lol
[13:10:51] << lol, have a SWEET time dude
[13:11:11] >> i will ^^ u can bet ur fake goatie on it xD and ur mom too if u want to xD
[13:11:25] << awesome, what about my sister?
[13:11:29] >> lol
[13:11:36] >> want me to save the rep?`xD
[13:11:49] << hahahaha lol
[13:11:56] << definitely :D
[13:12:19] >> general babe getting pwnd by a 16incher after a case of beer xD talk about softening up ur targets with saturation bombing :D
[13:12:48] << haha, just be careful regarding the whereabouts of your Colonel Burton
[13:13:17] >> i'll make sure i give em the chem suit to make sure he survives the hazardous trip into the dephts :D
[13:13:47] << ROFL

Hmm, perhaps we have been playing a bit too much C&C? :P
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 18:35

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The Hunter (AKA André) says:
****** done
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
four left
Comr4de / Luis says:
that was fast
Comr4de / Luis says:
=o
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
and that's 4 to much
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
XD
Comr4de / Luis says:
:D
Comr4de / Luis says:
4 left to completion
Comr4de / Luis says:
the glass is half full
Comr4de / Luis says:
keep it positive
Comr4de / Luis says:
:D
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
actnualy my glass is empty
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
i'ma gonna fill it up and grab a enegery drink
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
O_O
Comr4de / Luis says:
;)


This convo pales in comparison to yesterdays convos though - only a few will know that :P

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 18:59

I love the IRC

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Logical2u :imagines Dauth bargining with a spammer
Dauth :banhammer?
Logical2u :"Alright, if you can roll a natural twenty and kill this orc, you won't get permabanned"

Edited by Dauth, 04 May 2008 - 18:59.


#1272 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 20:45

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kill mod dice (22:36):
Yeah i am clean
える ぐらん こんせへろ ツ dice (22:36):
no
える ぐらん こんせへろ ツ dice (22:36):
Your turban is dirty
kill mod dice (22:38):
You mean turbine ?
える ぐらん こんせへろ ツ dice (22:38):
XD


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#1273 Strategia

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 21:24

Random quotes are random. This is starting to feel a bit like Uncyclopedia, full of unfunny shit that only three people on the entire world actually find funny.

@Code,Tov4ric,Dauth: Brilliant :P

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Posted 06 May 2008 - 23:17

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Gsus : like, i dont even want voice anymore... ?_?

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Posted 07 May 2008 - 00:06

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Gsus kicks Overdose in his ass
<Gsus> nothing personal though
<Gsus> just wanted to do that... :loels:
<Overdose> Nothing personal Gsus.
<Overdose> But my kick.
<Overdose> Is... worse.
<Gsus> oh shi-
* Gsus runs
=-= Gsus was booted from #estudios by YOU (Overdose)
-->| Gsus (Gsus@Acidchat-DF91FD.pools.arcor-ip.net) has joined #estudios
<Overdose> =)
<Nem> Wowzers
<Gsus> hey, like, how did u do...? i ran faster than the speed of kick...
<Nem> This staff member is not afriad to use his power
<Overdose> I learned this from Chuck Norris.
<Gsus> well u didnt lean good though, else it´d be a kick-ban that lets my computer explode... :loels:
<Overdose> Oh you mean you want the roundhouse kick?
<Overdose> =)
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