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#1876 Nid

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 22:13

WHO WOULD LOCK LPTPW?!?!?!
*runs off crying*
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#1877 Ion Cannon!

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 22:30

I would if I still had the power :(
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#1878 Chyros

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Posted 26 September 2008 - 23:35

View PostNiddy, on 27 Sep 2008, 0:13, said:

WHO WOULD LOCK LPTPW?!?!?!
*runs off crying*
Been done multiple times actually :P .
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#1879 Roo Fursworth

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Posted 27 September 2008 - 16:43

Blackadder has many.. all 4 seris.

one of the best was..

Lt George "what do i do if i step on a mine sir?"
E Blackadder "well normal procedure is to leap 200ft in the air and scatter yourself over a wide area"
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#1880 Dauth

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Posted 27 September 2008 - 16:45

View PostCodeCat, on 18 Apr 2006, 22:00, said:

Hunter had this idea. We'd make a thread of funny things people have said on the forum or elsewhere. You should only post quotes of yourself or from conversations that you were involved in. So don't go around posting random quotes that have nothing to do with you. :P


Just for future reference.

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Posted 27 September 2008 - 16:45

You're new, so ya probably don't know, but this is for quotes that you were a part of.

View PostCodeCat, on 18 Apr 2006, 22:00, said:

Hunter had this idea. We'd make a thread of funny things people have said on the forum or elsewhere. You should only post quotes of yourself or from conversations that you were involved in. So don't go around posting random quotes that have nothing to do with you. :P


EDIT: Bah, ninja'd D:

Edited by Bob, 27 September 2008 - 16:46.

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#1882 Roo Fursworth

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Posted 27 September 2008 - 17:51

*facepaw* >.< doh! okiedoke skip!
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#1883 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 28 September 2008 - 11:51

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warbz18: Caldari structures are beautiful in this game
helge129: they look strong, not beautiful...with a few exeptions tho. (Drake and Scorpion)
warbz18: I mean the stations and stargates aswell.
warbz18: They all look really good.
helge129: Gallente and Amarr are the ones that look beatiful
warbz18: Just down to opinion in the end,
helge129: and Minmatar look like... "HE BUILT IN IN A CAVE!...WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAP METAL!"
warbz18: #LOL!


#1884 Dauth

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Posted 29 September 2008 - 20:06

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Ben: Dauth: says:
I am seriously tempted to start. The senseble quotes thread
Insomniac!! says:
haha
Ben: Dauth: says:
For quotes of Epic sense
Insomniac!! says:
It would just be me you and wizard though
Ben: Dauth: says:
ROFL
Shame, but this sis now funny
*Quotes


I am still tempted, but this time with added spelling

#1885 Warbz

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Posted 29 September 2008 - 20:28

Warbz18: Amarr pray to the Gods, Gallante pray for peace, Caldari pray for money, Minmatar pray their ships hold together.
Cheesecake?!: ROFL

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#1886 Libains

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 20:16

Talking about Dauth on MSN....

The Dr said:

TheDR says (21:11):
Dauth sounded serious when he said it to me
TheDR says (21:11):
But its msn so i can't tell, he could of been giggling like a school girl.

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#1887 Wizard

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 11:06

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Ben: Dauth: Fallout Studios go live says (12:01):
Well we're live
Wiz says (12:01):
I noticed
Ben: Dauth: Fallout Studios go live says (12:01):
Shall we dance?
Wiz says (12:01):
*places rusty needle on a record and positions grammarphone*
Wiz says (12:01):
lets
Ben: Dauth: Fallout Studios go live says (12:02):
Ok, I lead
Wiz says (12:02):
kk
Wiz says (12:03):
*puts on little off the shoulder number*
Ben: Dauth: Fallout Studios go live says (12:03):
Tango? Or a Foxtrot?
Ben: Dauth: Fallout Studios go live says (12:03):
Or the Cancan?
Wiz says (12:03):
Cancan
Ben: Dauth: Fallout Studios go live says (12:03):
*Dances the cancan with Wizard*
Wiz says (12:03):
Da Da dada da da daaa daaaa dada da da daaaa daaaa
Ben: Dauth: Fallout Studios go live says (12:04):
Da Da dada da da daaa daaaa dada da da daaaa daaaa
Wiz says (12:05):
quotes


A weight was lifted :D

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 11:06

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John / - / Tantamount criticist says:
Maybe the bank of estudios went bankrupt and is now negotiating with Bush for state money
Alias says:
LOL!
Alias says:
700 billion posts need to be injected into the forum economy


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#1889 Dauth

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 11:07

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Wizard says:
*waits impatiently*
Ben: Dauth: ES is Offline says:
*is being Nem'd*
I win
Wizard says:
haha
invite


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Joshua™ Happy Red October ! says:
WHAT FUCK ?
ES OFFLINE ?
NOOOOOOOOOO
Ben: Dauth: ES is Offline says:
ES offine
Joshua™ Happy Red October ! says:
D:
Ben: Dauth: ES is Offline says:
mhm
Joshua™ Happy Red October ! says:
WHy ?
Ben: Dauth: ES is Offline says:
Legal issues
Joshua™ Happy Red October ! says:
Your joking ?
Ben: Dauth: ES is Offline says:
Do I look like I'm joking?
Joshua™ Happy Red October ! says:
my god
so, now what ?
http://forum.cncrene....phpact=Members
Ben: Dauth: ES is Offline says:
http://forum.cncreneclips.com/index.php?s=...25&cal_id=0
Joshua™ Happy Red October ! says:
My god
you basted
Ben: Dauth: ES is Offline says:
TY
Joshua™ Happy Red October ! says:
YOU BASTED
MY GOD
OMFG
OMFG

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Hobbes/Sean - S.C.I.E.N.C.E. says:
E-S down?
Ben: Dauth: ES is Offline says:
For the count
Hobbes/Sean - S.C.I.E.N.C.E. says:
Why is that?
Ben: Dauth: ES is Offline says:
Serious issues
Hobbes/Sean - S.C.I.E.N.C.E. says:
Damn lawyers! *Shakes fist*
Serious legal issues?
Ben: Dauth: ES is Offline says:
Are there any other?
Hobbes/Sean - S.C.I.E.N.C.E. says:
Stop avoiding the question, Mr. Parkes.
Ben: Dauth: ES is Offline says:
Why? I'm a politician, it's what I do
Hobbes/Sean - S.C.I.E.N.C.E. says:
Cut to the chase!
Ben: Dauth: ES is Offline says:
*Shows the last 20 mins of The Great Escape*
Hobbes/Sean - S.C.I.E.N.C.E. says:
Tell me an in depth explanation of the real problem with the forums.
Ben: Dauth: ES is Offline says:
The real problem with ES? The vast number of n00bs
Hobbes/Sean - S.C.I.E.N.C.E. says:
Tell me an in depth explanation as to why the forums are down at the moment..
Ben: Dauth: ES is Offline says:
I cannot
Hobbes/Sean - S.C.I.E.N.C.E. says:
It's a public domain!
Ben: Dauth: ES is Offline says:
http://forum.cncreneclips.com/index.php?s=...25&cal_id=0


From while we were down.

#1890 CodeCat

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 23:05

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[01:04] <Viper> bob, were you in on the Ground Zero?
[01:05] <Bob[GRID]> *facepalm*
[01:05] <Bob[GRID]> No, I just remade ES Blue for a laugh, and they stole it >.>

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#1891 Dr. Knickers

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 23:59

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[4:11:08 PM] Corey says: "Audience of One"
[4:11:10 PM] Corey says: Hm
[4:11:23 PM] Corey says: They named a song after a Beasty Boys concert.
[4:11:26 PM] Dr. Nick says: lol

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Posted 02 October 2008 - 11:17

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Quoted for fun.

#1893 Dauth

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Posted 02 October 2008 - 17:30

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AJ says:
heh fair enough
his is all sorted
Ben: Dauth: says:
*must edit*
AJ says:
and i don't think you'll complain
Ben: Dauth: says:
found some things to ediyt
AJ says:
bugger
Ben: Dauth: says:
CodeCat
AJ says:
oh ffs no!
Ben: Dauth: says:
gotcha
AJ says:
dammit dammit dammit all to hell
Ben: Dauth: says:
ROFL
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Aj trying to make a page I cannot correct.

#1894 Libains

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Posted 02 October 2008 - 17:31

I'll get one eventually, you mark my words!

One over on Dauth:

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AJ says (18:49):
heh - that'll be alright really
and that's a heck of a set of songs you're liseting to tonight btw
Ben: Dauth: says (18:49):
Genesis + individual artists, I mightdig up Sledgehammer too
Ben: Dauth: says (18:50):
Whats worse is how much I sing along to
AJ says (18:50):
*quotes*

Edited by AJ_, 02 October 2008 - 17:51.

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#1895 Hobbesy

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Posted 02 October 2008 - 20:23

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Hobbes/Sean - S.C.I.E.N.C.E. says (3:22 PM):
I say, who are you?
(S)Brad(*) says (3:23 PM):
i be tactical person :P
Hobbes/Sean - S.C.I.E.N.C.E. says (3:23 PM):
OH GOD
(S)Brad(*) says (3:23 PM):
D:


#1896 Dauth

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 14:02

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The hairy one says:
you truely are a spectacular geek!


#1897 Wizard

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 14:16

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Ben: Dauth: 11:23:18:
OMFG I JUST APPLIED TO IMPERIAL! I'M NOT SMART ENOUGH
Ben: Dauth: 11:24:53:
I'm going to be taken out into Hyde park and shot for immense stupidity
Wiz: 11:27:26:
rofl
Wiz 11:27:30:
*quotes


Something that should have happened a long time ago

#1898 Dauth

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 15:19

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Ben: Dauth: says:
Where did you learn to wiki code?
wikipedia
Ronan says:
yeah
done some random articles on there
plus its pretty easy just to look at the source for another article to find the formatting
Ben: Dauth: says:
I wish everyone did that
Ronan says:
lol
remember, I'm ingellitent
other people aren't
Ben: Dauth: says:
*Quotes for typo
Ronan says:
lol


Excellent typo

#1899 NanSolo

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 15:20

The typo was intentional :P

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#1900 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 17:32

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Eva dice (19:30):
I kissed a girl XD
           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]            (8)         уσυ'яє тнє мιѕѕιηg ριє¢є ι ηєє∂         (8) 24/10/08!!! :P dice (19:30):
:-O!
           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]            (8)         уσυ'яє тнє мιѕѕιηg ριє¢є ι ηєє∂         (8) 24/10/08!!! :) dice (19:30):
:.O
           [`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´]            (8)         уσυ'яє тнє мιѕѕιηg ριє¢є ι ηєє∂         (8) 24/10/08!!! ;) dice (19:30):
Really?(8-)
Eva dice (19:30):
nooXD
Eva dice (19:30):
it's a songXD

[`·.]кι∂∂у™[.·´] (8) уσυ'яє тнє мιѕѕιηg ριє¢є ι ηєє∂ (8) 24/10/08!!! :D dice (19:31):
Fuck <.< >.>


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