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#2376 Dutchygamer

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 19:17

Yes, yes I am ;)
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#2377 Liten

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 19:20

Damm You! >_>
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#2378 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 06:05

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JRK - Scope says:
that was weird
AJ says:
oddball net.com
JRK - Scope says:
well i know longer wave that awesome connection
AJ says:
i never wave connections
JRK - Scope says:
wow massive typo
*looks at keyboard*
AJ says:
yeah, uber typo
JRK - Scope says:
those weren't even close to each other
AJ says:
thas like the other end of the keyboard!
JRK - Scope says:
your fajl is affecting me even through MSN
i can sense a quote btw

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#2379 Libains

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 06:10

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Scope:
:3
AJ:
OH NO
Scope:
tiny emote is tiny
AJ:
SOMEBODY SET US UP THE POMB
Scope:
pombs?
where?
AJ:
crapola
i hate typos
Scope:
p and b are quite far apart too
AJ
damn
they are

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#2380 CodeCat

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 08:53

FAJL!
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#2381 Dutchygamer

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 10:43

View PostCodeCat, on 3 May 2009, 9:53, said:

FAJL!

No, WIN |8
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#2382 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 22:06

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[18:02:25] [NemLaptop]
Ghost only gets drunk girls
[18:02:29] [NemLaptop]
Hur hur hur.
[18:02:33]
lol
[18:02:35] [Nidmeister]
Nem only gets
[18:02:37] [Nidmeister]
well...
[18:02:39] [Ghostrider]
Well that's cause I'm always drunk

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#2383 Ghostrider

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 22:07

^I meant at parties, where it is natural to be drunk. :)
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AJ is responsible for this signature masterpiece... if you see him, tell him I say thanks.
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#2384 Nid

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Posted 04 May 2009 - 22:00

'fstudiosIRC' said:

<Bob> This place feels unclean
<Nidmeister> Unclean?
<Nidmeister> it feels to fresh for me
<Bob> UNCLEAN.
<Nidmeister> I need to dirty it.
<Nidmeister> :sly:
<Bob> :sly:


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[23:02:06] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
Me not having taken a shower yet today.
[23:02:09] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
:x
[23:02:19]
|:
[23:02:23]
YOU FILTHY BOY
[23:02:30] [5.113.76.180 - Angel]
It's not problem
[23:02:32] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
I feel so... dirty.
[23:02:42]
YOU DIRTY FILTHY SLEAZE RIDDEN WHORE
[23:02:48]
that was supposed to sound kinky
[23:02:53] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
Sounds kinky.
[23:02:56] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
:O
[23:02:58] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
IT DID!
[23:03:00]
8|
[23:03:14] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
I'll have to try that on the next girl I meet
[23:03:24]
I wouldnt advi-
[23:03:25]
Oh
[23:03:27]
never mind.
[23:03:28] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
YOU BIG FAT UGLY BUTT FACED BABY EATING WHORE
[23:03:32]
LOL
[23:03:36]
!!!!!!!
[23:03:38] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
She'd dig it.
[23:03:44]
I think so.
[23:03:49] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
*writes down*
[23:03:54]
good luck with that.
[23:04:03] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
Thanks! 8|
[23:04:08] [5.87.238.69 - Rich19]
haha
[23:04:13] [5.87.238.69 - Rich19]
let us know how that turns out
[23:04:20] [5.118.117.194 - Ghostrider]
I sure will

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#2385 Dauth

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Posted 06 May 2009 - 17:59

L4D quotes

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AJ (as Hunter) : DIE DAUTH DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AHAHAHAHAHA

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Dauth (as Hunter) : Om nom nom nom
: mmm tasty


#2386 Ion Cannon!

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Posted 06 May 2009 - 18:03

It was more OM NOM NOM NOM, OM NOM NOM NOM. It went on for quite a while, really quite disturbing.
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#2387 CodeCat

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Posted 09 May 2009 - 09:53

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[11:45] NatashaSoftpaw: I spent hours working on this yesterday. Even re-created the table from scratch a couple times
[11:45] CodeCat42: Wow
[11:45] CodeCat42: Well if that didn't work, it must be the data
[11:46] NatashaSoftpaw: Well, it's definitely a glitch, but I don't know what's causing it
[11:50] NatashaSoftpaw: Here's what's happening. Everything goes swimmingly until the display_quick_mod and display_quick_reply values are set. The display_quick_reply value will be in the database, and will trigger errors if a new value for it is attempted to be created for the same user. So, the data can't be overwritten, but since the DB doesn't know it's there, it can't be deleted, updated, or selected
[11:50] CodeCat42: I see
[11:51] CodeCat42: So it keeps doing inserts even though the value is already there?
[11:51] NatashaSoftpaw: Right, but they fail
[11:51] CodeCat42: What about select?
[11:51] CodeCat42: Does that retrieve the value?
[11:51] NatashaSoftpaw: Nope, returns nothing
[11:51] CodeCat42: So you insert the value and then it just disappears
[11:51] CodeCat42: Very strange
[11:52] NatashaSoftpaw: Now, he's the kicker. If I update display_quick_mod and rename it to display_quick_reply, it will work, but display_quick_mod then begins to exhibit the same behaviour as display_quick_reply
[11:52] CodeCat42: o0
[11:52] CodeCat42: I think I know what tech support will say
[11:52] CodeCat42: 'You appear to have a black hole in your database. Please reinstall the universe.'

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#2388 Nid

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Posted 10 May 2009 - 23:39

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[00:37:42] [5.70.37.122 - AJ]
yeah Niddy, wolverine will never achieve the same status as wolverine
[00:37:48] [Nidmeister]
wat
[00:37:51] [5.70.37.122 - AJ]
wolverine has been around for too long
[00:37:58] [Nidmeister]
wolverine will never achieve the same status as wolverine
[00:38:03] [5.70.37.122 - AJ]
shit
[00:38:07] [5.70.37.122 - AJ]
as iron man
[00:38:10] [5.126.188.238 - Scope]
lol fajl

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#2389 Hobbesy

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Posted 16 May 2009 - 04:05

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11:03 PM - Hobbesy - Not Hobbesy: Come Overdose
11:03 PM - Hobbesy - Not Hobbesy: Let us draw erotic mangas
11:03 PM - Hobbesy - Not Hobbesy: And make much money
11:03 PM - 0verdose: I'm in
11:04 PM - Hobbesy - Not Hobbesy: I'll get the TentacleGrape!
11:04 PM - 0verdose: It was always my dream to work in the hentai industry
11:04 PM - Hobbesy - Not Hobbesy: www.instantrimshot.com
11:04 PM - Hobbesy - Not Hobbesy: So quoted

Edited by Høbbsey, 16 May 2009 - 04:06.


#2390 WNxMastrefubu

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 08:01

[03:53:34] [NemLT]
Remember that one guy, Datido?
[03:54:52] [AJ]
yeah i recall hima bit
[03:55:09] [NemLT]
Blargh.
[03:55:16] [AJ]
which one was he again?
[03:55:19] [NemLT]
I hate when people recall people I made up

in his defence he was tired

AJ AND I'S BET OVER WHETHER OR NOT TEVEZ WILL STAY WITH MAN U. LET THE WORLD KNOW
i[02:38:18] [fubu] can bet you zhao's life.
[02:38:46] [AJ] i can bet you my soul that he won't leave
[02:39:04] [fubu] let us shake hands.
[02:39:09] [fubu] *extends hand*
[02:39:33] [AJ] *shakes hand*

just so we remember when he leaves

Edited by WNxMastrefubu, 17 May 2009 - 08:05.

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#2391 Libains

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 08:03

Grr. Truth. Has. Been. Warped.
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#2392 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 19:38

@fubu PROTIP: Using [quote] tags makes it easier to tell which part is a quote and which part is you speaking
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#2393 Wizard

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Posted 20 May 2009 - 09:30

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(10:22:14 AM) AJ: i am not an animal :P
(10:22:23 AM) Wizard: orly?
(10:22:41 AM) AJ: ya rly!
(10:22:55 AM) AJ: you kept me entertained, yes
(10:22:57 AM) AJ: watered? n
(10:22:59 AM) AJ: *no
(10:23:03 AM) AJ: fed? NO
(10:23:18 AM) AJ: but if you want to send a cleaner to my room it would be much appreciated 8|
(10:23:25 AM) Wizard: fed with bullshi.....information certainly
(10:23:47 AM) AJ: fed with both
(10:23:58 AM) AJ: but i can determine which is which by now 8|
(10:24:09 AM) Wizard: orly?
(10:24:25 AM) AJ: indeed :D
(10:26:58 AM) AJ: *muses as to whether i should say ya Rly! again*
(10:27:32 AM) Wizard: sorry on the phone to a client
(10:27:49 AM) AJ: tis fine
(10:28:04 AM) AJ: work first, random internet bloke a poor second :rolleyes:
(10:28:26 AM) Wizard: I have a cup of tea on the go, sorry mate but you're 3rd atm
(10:28:32 AM) Wizard: ;)
(10:28:34 AM) AJ: LOL
(10:28:42 AM) Wizard: quotes
(10:28:46 AM) AJ: goddamit
(10:28:56 AM) AJ: hot water and leaves are more important than me...


Well you said it.......D:D

#2394 Libains

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 02:19

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Guy Fawkes says:
*wow
*I love this song.
AJ says:
**wonders what the song actually is* ;)
Guy Fawkes says:
*The Approaching Curve, Rise Against.
*Its depressing, in terms of lyrics
*but I love this guys voice xD
*in the least homosexual way possible.
AJ says:
*lol
*go join the army, that'll help the homosexuality |8
* /total stereotype :P
Guy Fawkes says:
*haha
*Don't ask, don't tell 8|
AJ says:
*I DON'T WANT TO ASK!
Guy Fawkes says:
*Yes you do, AJ
*you know you want to ask...
AJ says:
**dives out the window*
Guy Fawkes says:
*haha
*/quoted?

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#2395 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 23 May 2009 - 02:15

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Beef JRK says:
**imagines if wikipedia were removed*
AJ says:
i would hunt someone down and kill them
AJ says:
and prior to the FS wiki eventually going down, i swear to god i'm going to copy the whole thing to my hard drive :sly:


he so would
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#2396 Nid

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Posted 23 May 2009 - 08:17

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<Nidmeister> We are gathered here today
<Nidmeister> to mourn the death of our dear friend Bruce.
<Nidmeister> otherwise known as Alias.
<Alias> ;_;
<Alias> I'm his ghost
<Nidmeister> Who was killed that fateful day, by a bastard stingray.
<Nidmeister> Hello mr Alias ghost
<Nidmeister> what's it like after death?
<Nidmeister> Is everything in monochrome?
<Nidmeister> Do you get night vision?
<Alias> SWEEEAAAAR
<Alias> SWEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAR

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Posted 23 May 2009 - 08:20

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<+Hobbesy> http://www.nbhtravel.com/CaymanIslands/sti...ng%20bottom.jpg
<+Alias> ffffffffffffff
<+Alias> I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
<+Hobbesy> Can it Steve
<+Nidmeister> We are gathered here today
<+Nidmeister> to mourn the death of our dear friend Bruce.
<+Nidmeister> otherwise known as Alias.
<+Alias> ;_;
<+Alias> I'm his ghost
<+Nidmeister> Who was killed that fateful day, by a bastard stingray.
<+Nidmeister> Helly mr Alias ghost
<+Nidmeister> what's it like after death?
<+Nidmeister> *Hello
<+Nidmeister> Is everything in monochrome?
<+Nidmeister> Do you get night vision?
<+Alias> SWEEEAAAAR
<+Alias> SWEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAR
<+Nidmeister> D:
<+Alias> /hamlet
<+Hobbesy> Dear god what have I created?


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Posted 23 May 2009 - 21:43

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10:40:28 PM) Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Kizzy 26-06-1992 - 28-04-2009: Also, why am I a paint brush

(10:40:44 PM) Ciarán Good (CodeCat) - Kizzy 26-06-1992 - 28-04-2009: I don't like being compared to a disfunctional Windows 3.1 program


#2399 Ion Cannon!

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Posted 23 May 2009 - 22:54

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Beef JRK says:
500 billion gigabytes
AJ says:
apparently i have missed 67 message
Beef JRK says:
the size of the internet
Ben: Dauth: says:
pooor minion
Beef JRK says:
dont tell me you're gonna reread everything?
Ben: Dauth: says:
spam him!
Insomniac! Didn't sleep through double chem,.(If I don't reply i'm playing DoW) says:
1billion of those gb is dedicated towards recording AJ's fails
Ben: Dauth: says:
LOL
Beef JRK says:
win statement
AJ says:
oh crap
Ben: Dauth: says:
what?
Ben: Dauth: says:
missed opportunity for sex?
Ben: Dauth: says:
or worse adminhood?

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#2400 Dauth

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Posted 24 May 2009 - 00:26

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/\J: FJAL
/\J: OH F
/\J: FAJL




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