Funny quotes
#2502
Posted 27 June 2009 - 11:15
Dauth, on 25 Jun 2009, 18:37, said:
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(23:35:13) Wizard: but no
(23:35:20) Ben: Dauth:: lol
(23:35:46) Ben: Dauth:: Cos all of yours are for prons
(23:35:56) Wizard: hehe
(23:36:03) Wizard: my brushes are not for porn
(23:36:09) Wizard: it's called exotic art
(23:36:30) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
#2504
Posted 28 June 2009 - 09:22
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[11:19] <CodeCat> o0
[11:20] <CodeCat> wtf lol
[11:20] <Ubermouser> CodeCat: is that not right?
[11:20] <CodeCat> You just said 'I am a beardy lady'
[11:20] <Ubermouser> . . .
[11:21] * Ubermouser backhands a room mate
[11:21] <CodeCat> rofl
Go dtiomsaítear do chód gan earráidí, is go gcríochnaítear do chláir go réidh. -Old Irish proverb
#2506
Posted 28 June 2009 - 21:06
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(22:05:03) AJ: ty
(22:05:13) Ben: Dauth:: enjoy the offline ness?
(22:05:33) AJ: nope, was awfulness
Aj, he's one of us now.
#2507
Posted 28 June 2009 - 22:18
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(23:17:04) Ben: Dauth:: You might need these
(23:17:37) Wizard: *hands Dauth an axe*
(23:17:46) Wizard: you might need that in a minute to defend yourself
(23:17:56) Ben: Dauth:: LOL
(23:17:58) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
#2508
Posted 28 June 2009 - 22:25
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Rich19: well
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: /facepalm
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: You didn't get it did you
Rich19: I was actually considering going to bed soon, 'cause I've got a headache and need to get up
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: Oh right.
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: Goodnight then
Rich19: and no
Rich19: BUT!
Rich19: I will
Rich19:
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: You said that three months ago D:!
Rich19: /facepalm
Rich19: alright
Rich19: I will this week
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: If you don't, I'm coming over to the UK to kick your British ass, just so you know
Rich19: you said that three months ago
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: /facepalm
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: alright
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: I will this week
Rich19: /facepalm again
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: Long live vicious circles
Rich19: I may just quote this
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: D:
#2509
Posted 29 June 2009 - 05:45
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Dr. Knickers: they started the affair because they were reckless
Dr. Knickers: they were reckless because they were doubtful
Dr. Knickers: they were doubtful because of the Party
James Lau: therefore, god exists?
#2510
Posted 29 June 2009 - 08:50
Rich19, on 28 Jun 2009, 23:25, said:
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Rich19: well
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: /facepalm
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: You didn't get it did you
Rich19: I was actually considering going to bed soon, 'cause I've got a headache and need to get up
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: Oh right.
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: Goodnight then
Rich19: and no
Rich19: BUT!
Rich19: I will
Rich19:
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: You said that three months ago D:!
Rich19: /facepalm
Rich19: alright
Rich19: I will this week
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: If you don't, I'm coming over to the UK to kick your British ass, just so you know
Rich19: you said that three months ago
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: /facepalm
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: alright
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: I will this week
Rich19: /facepalm again
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: Long live vicious circles
Rich19: I may just quote this
[OWA] Amdrial d(^.^)b: D:
WIN
#2511
Posted 29 June 2009 - 19:25
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(20:19:58) Ben: Dauth:: Added 2 more wanted pages to the wiki
(20:20:18) AJ: hallo and gd for you
(20:20:28) Ben: Dauth:: How was today?
(20:21:23) AJ: it was ok
(20:21:34) AJ: lots of industrial strimming
(20:21:46) Ben: Dauth:: *Brain shuts down*
(20:22:05) Ben: Dauth:: Letting you loose with machinary?
(20:22:09) Ben: Dauth:: Are they insane?
(20:22:24) AJ: *grits teeth*
(20:22:36) AJ: ye bastard
(20:22:44) Ben: Dauth:: Did it FAJL?
(20:22:53) AJ: no it was fine
(20:22:59) AJ: RL, fajl does not exist
(20:23:03) Ben: Dauth:: hmmm the FAJL is FAJLing
(20:23:08) Ben: Dauth:: This is not good
(20:23:23) Ben: Dauth:: Just dread the day you have a FAJLURE
(20:24:02) AJ: hmm
(20:24:05) AJ: perhaps
(20:24:22) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
#2512
Posted 01 July 2009 - 20:07
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[FS] Nidmeister: installing the map now
[FS] Wiz: excellent
[FS] Nidmeister: hold me a slot?
[FS] Wiz: ofc and that sounds ghey *teeheee*
[FS] Nidmeister: :|
[FS] Nidmeister: leave my slot alone.
[FS] Nidmeister: I'm homophibic I'll have you know!
[FS] Wiz:
#2513
Posted 02 July 2009 - 04:20
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[9:18:49 PM] Corey says: Some bastards missed the whole point of the internet as an entertainment medium
[9:18:52 PM] Corey says: And made this
[9:18:53 PM] Corey says: http://www.givesmehope.com/
#2514
Posted 03 July 2009 - 08:07
Яyσ says:
wonder if you could have sex with a zombie
Lilith says:
LOL
they cover that in the zombie survival guide
it would probably infect you
Яyσ says:
always use protection?
Lilith says:
zombies can't feel so they probably wouldn't like it
Яyσ says:
regardless of THEM likeing it
jeesh
Lilith says:
you'd probably have to tie up your zombie
Яyσ says:
exactly
zombondage
Lilith says:
so that it wouldn't bite or scratch you-
XDDDD
This one's kind of long.. that's what she said..
Lilith says:
i don't think the original characters need any more mass added to their breasts
i'm good with sc3 and sc2
`stephen says:
i do
Lilith says:
also, that sucks
.. lol
;x
`stephen says:
jk
try doa
THEY dont need any moremass
Lilith says:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/ivy%20s...nded/IvySC4.jpg
`stephen says:
you're right...
Lilith says:
yep
even *I* don't go for breasts that huge
there's a limit on everything !
`stephen says:
and i thought d.o.a was bad
there is a limit
Lilith says:
doesn't stop me from staring
but you know
;x
`stephen says:
me too...
Lilith says:
xd
^5
`stephen says:
i dunno bout sc
but in d.o.a
the bounciness is distracting
loool
Lilith says:
haha
in sc it is
taki doesn't wear a bra for instance
so it's like
jigglejigglejiggle
`stephen says:
yeaaah same with doa
especially the beach volleyball version
Lilith says:
xd
i can't see how a game called "beach volleyball" could go well
`stephen says:
well
d.o.a chicks
Lilith says:
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/3718/...imaru_super.jpg
`stephen says:
with big boobs playing volleyball
Lilith says:
JIGGLEJIGGLEJIGGLE
`stephen says:
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Game...-volleyball.jpg
Lilith says:
rofl
`stephen says:
gosh
like...tell me you dont want to play this game...
Lilith says:
xd
`stephen says:
http://media.animewa...doavb_9_640.jpg
Lilith says:
..
jigglejigglejiggle
`stephen says:
yesss
woot
by the time your done staring
the ball has already hit the gorund
ground*
Lilith says:
xd
`stephen says:
so hard
i think they did that on purpose
so you can never beat it
Edited by Lil, 03 July 2009 - 09:47.
#2515
Posted 07 July 2009 - 05:04
Zhao (thedevilcake): OMG OMG OMG
Zhao (thedevilcake): i can hear my uncle having sex im my Room -___________________________-
edit: for those wondering heres the whole convo editeed so its not 3 pages of me yelling LOLWUT?
Zhao (thedevilcake): OMG
Zhao (thedevilcake): OMG
Zhao (thedevilcake): OMG
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): And pronounced boner.
Zhao (thedevilcake): i can hear my uncle having sex im my Room -_______________________________-
Blackout (blackout214): lmao
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): Becuase it is like a bone.
WNxmastrefubu (masterfubu): walk in
Blackout (blackout214): wat?
Blackout (blackout214): perv
Blackout (blackout214): ???
Zhao (thedevilcake): hes Drunk
Zhao (thedevilcake): and the girl is drunk
Zhao (thedevilcake): and he had a condom in his hand walking in
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): Is it actually IN YOUR ROOM?
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): I thought you meant in your room, you could hear it.
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): Why are you listening, and isn't it a tad wierd hes doing it in your room?
Zhao (thedevilcake): no Joke
Zhao (thedevilcake): in my Room
WNxmastrefubu (masterfubu): condoms are for babies
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): Oh god.
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): No.
Blackout (blackout214): the room your in? or your bedroom?
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): Condoms are the opposite of for babies.
Zhao (thedevilcake): My Bedroom :(
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): Joy.
Blackout (blackout214): lmao
WNxmastrefubu (masterfubu): lol
WNxHotSoup (iamhotsoup): Yes fubu, Post all of this.
Zhao (thedevilcake): ill never sleep in my bed again -_-
Blackout (blackout214): sucks to be you
Blackout (blackout214): :\
Edited by WNxMastrefubu, 07 July 2009 - 05:22.
#2516
Posted 09 July 2009 - 00:46
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George lamb was actually quite intelligent compared to everyone else.
*Just because somethings legal, doesn't mean its safe*
AJ says (01:38):
lamb is not that stupid to be fair
mhm, ofc
I'm free, free as a bird says (01:38):
WELL DUH
But everyone in the entire fucking program seems to think it
AJ says (01:39):
how absurd
AJ says (01:40):
devone dealer
why am i NOT SURPRISED!
I'm free, free as a bird says (01:40):
lol
has this been testes - huge pause - yeah
tested
AJ says (01:40):
so many druggies down here he must make a fucking fortune
AJ says (01:41):
in fact
i'm off into the heroin trade right about now
I'm free, free as a bird says (01:41):
eh?
AJ says (01:41):
plymouth = full of druggies
AJ says (01:42):
me = make fotune off of them
I'm free, free as a bird says (01:42):
your going to deal drugs?
AJ says (01:42):
YEAH
/ sarcasm
I'm free, free as a bird says (01:42):
I thought you might have lost it due to continued father son incidents
AJ says (01:43):
BRILLIANT
I'm free, free as a bird says (01:43):
feel free to quote
I'm free, free as a bird says (01:44):
I actually said something that isn't offensive to anyone!
#2517
Posted 09 July 2009 - 17:34
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(18:29:30) Ben: Dauth:: That I'm like the character that is the mentor of that character you're like?
(18:29:37) AJ: ye
(18:29:50) AJ: call me noobie at your CONSIDERABLE PERIL!
(18:30:22) Ben: Dauth:: ok Tina
(18:30:39) AJ: LOVE ME, DEFINE ME, HUG ME!
(18:31:09) Ben: Dauth:: Listen up and listen close Elena, I will not hug you for the very good reason that you still need to grow up and grow a pair
(18:31:19) AJ: That one hurt
(18:31:26) AJ: right to the core
(18:31:34) AJ: *rubs shoulder*
#2518
Posted 09 July 2009 - 17:36
Dauth, on 9 Jul 2009, 18:34, said:
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(18:29:30) Ben: Dauth:: That I'm like the character that is the mentor of that character you're like?
(18:29:37) AJ: ye
(18:29:50) AJ: call me noobie at your CONSIDERABLE PERIL!
(18:30:22) Ben: Dauth:: ok Tina
(18:30:39) AJ: LOVE ME, DEFINE ME, HUG ME!
(18:31:09) Ben: Dauth:: Listen up and listen close Elena, I will not hug you for the very good reason that you still need to grow up and grow a pair
(18:31:19) AJ: That one hurt
(18:31:26) AJ: right to the core
(18:31:34) AJ: *rubs shoulder*
HUGH JACKMAN!
Now excuse me while I go off and have an on-off relationship with my best friend for 8 years
#2519
Posted 13 July 2009 - 10:52
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So
Zeke says:
wassup
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
wassdown
Zeke says:
wassleft
The Hunter (AKA André) says:
wassright
Zeke says:
lol
#2520
Posted 13 July 2009 - 16:26
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[18:20:27] <roxahris> THE OPPOSITE OF BRIDGE
[18:20:31] <roxahris> err
[18:20:33] <PrinceKassad> lol
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I hope SWR team can modification the China in the RISE OF THE RED and SHOCKWAVE mods.China is a modernize country.Maybe in thirty years later,the China will be a big and powerful country,overrun the US
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[22:23:41] <J8a> they're not written in english
[22:23:59] <J8a> THEY ARE WRITTEN IN, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, CAPITAL LETTERS.
#2521
Posted 14 July 2009 - 11:35
lol megan fox is single
16/06/2009 4:20:14 PM Andrew:
i wonder how this will pan out
16/06/2009 4:20:48 PM Stavros +1 | Ha, the Great Leap Forward, what an oxymoron: -> me
she dies
16/06/2009 4:21:18 PM Andrew:
in transformers?
16/06/2009 4:21:35 PM Stavros +1 | Ha, the Great Leap Forward, what an oxymoron:
no in rl
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#2522
Posted 15 July 2009 - 09:39
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Its fact and precise.
*fast
Its like pure sex for your right hand.
And we just had 4 childeren.
#2523
Posted 15 July 2009 - 09:42
#2524
Posted 15 July 2009 - 10:15
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
#2525
Posted 15 July 2009 - 10:57
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