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#2901 Dauth

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Posted 23 November 2009 - 00:27

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(00:23:20) AJ (minion): Wondering whether to take the mac back or not
(00:23:29) Ben: Dauth:: if its bost
(00:23:31) AJ (minion): Bloody thing won't crash now for love nor money
(00:23:32) Ben: Dauth:: take it back
(00:24:18) AJ (minion): It won't crash
(00:24:29) AJ (minion): It's running EVERY program I have on it right now
(00:24:30) AJ (minion): and nothing
(00:24:43) Ben: Dauth:: hehe
(00:25:17) AJ (minion): WTF is wrong with it, seriously?
(00:25:27) AJ (minion): It's running videos in 5 different programs
(00:25:33) AJ (minion): It's encoding three movies
(00:25:41) AJ (minion): AND IT STILL WON'T CRASH
(00:25:43) Ben: Dauth:: LOL
(00:26:18) AJ (minion): FUCKING USELESS CRAP, NOT BREAKING
(00:26:44) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes


AJ's having mac issues again

#2902 Pav:3d

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Posted 23 November 2009 - 00:29

ahaha xD

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#2903 Destiny

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Posted 23 November 2009 - 00:35

Get a PC. :D
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#2904 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 23 November 2009 - 15:31

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I think I'm in there :D
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#2905 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 23 November 2009 - 15:35

Count on Bob to troll an A/S/L bot :D
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 18:49

View PostDauth, on 23 Nov 2009, 1:52, said:

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(23:34:34) AJ (minion): [resent] bastard
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(23:51:15) AJ (minion): Bastard
(23:51:44) Ben: Dauth:: ty
(23:51:49) Ben: Dauth:: and hehe


About once every 30 mins, AJ calls me a bastard
I think I can beat that, but it'd have to be in Call of Duty :D .
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 18:57

View PostDauth, on 22 Nov 2009, 19:27, said:

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(00:23:20) AJ (minion): Wondering whether to take the mac back or not
(00:23:29) Ben: Dauth:: if its bost
(00:23:31) AJ (minion): Bloody thing won't crash now for love nor money
(00:23:32) Ben: Dauth:: take it back
(00:24:18) AJ (minion): It won't crash
(00:24:29) AJ (minion): It's running EVERY program I have on it right now
(00:24:30) AJ (minion): and nothing
(00:24:43) Ben: Dauth:: hehe
(00:25:17) AJ (minion): WTF is wrong with it, seriously?
(00:25:27) AJ (minion): It's running videos in 5 different programs
(00:25:33) AJ (minion): It's encoding three movies
(00:25:41) AJ (minion): AND IT STILL WON'T CRASH
(00:25:43) Ben: Dauth:: LOL
(00:26:18) AJ (minion): FUCKING USELESS CRAP, NOT BREAKING
(00:26:44) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes


AJ's having mac issues again


He wants it to break, he doesn't want it to break. Dang emo's and their crazy minds.
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 19:51

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Dragon Age is epic says:
what do you normally eat?
Alex says:
most of it tends to be pasta
Easy on the diabetes..
Dragon Age is epic says:
I ate 5500 calories in rocky bars alone last week
I normally get 1 dessert - because thats included in the price, and 2-4 bars
eg 2 tiffins, 1 flapjack and 1 caramel shortcake
per day
then I have a panini and a piece of choc cake / two donuts / choc muffin for lunch
Alex says:
....
Dragon Age is epic says:
and i'm not gaining any weight
Alex says:
You total bastard
You total, total bastard
Dragon Age is epic says:
thanks, I know your always very interested to hear what i've been eating.
Alex says:
Fuck off you total bastard!
Dragon Age is epic says:
Oh you and your sarcasm!
Alex says:
meh, so be it
I'm frustrated, piles of work, no gf, it's a total bitch
Dragon Age is epic says:
*AJ has gone offline*
Alex says:
*Gets alcohol*
No, no he has not
.........
Dragon Age is epic says:
yes he did


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Dragon Age is epic says:
what do you normally eat?
Alex says:
most of it tends to be pasta
Easy on the diabetes..
Dragon Age is epic says:
I ate 5500 calories in rocky bars alone last week
I normally get 1 dessert - because thats included in the price, and 2-4 bars
eg 2 tiffins, 1 flapjack and 1 caramel shortcake
per day
then I have a panini and a piece of choc cake / two donuts / choc muffin for lunch
Alex says:
....
Dragon Age is epic says:
and i'm not gaining any weight
Alex says:
You total bastard
You total, total bastard
Dragon Age is epic says:
thanks, I know your always very interested to hear what i've been eating.
Alex says:
Fuck off you total bastard!
Dragon Age is epic says:
Oh you and your sarcasm!
Alex says:
meh, so be it
I'm frustrated, piles of work, no gf, it's a total bitch
Dragon Age is epic says:
*AJ has gone offline*
Alex says:
*Gets alcohol*
No, no he has not
.........
Dragon Age is epic says:
yes he did

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 23:35

View PostBob, on 23 Nov 2009, 15:31, said:

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I think I'm in there 8|

How do I shot web meme executed perfectly.
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 12:28

View PostNidmeister, on 25 Nov 2009, 23:35, said:

View PostBob, on 23 Nov 2009, 15:31, said:

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I think I'm in there |8

How do I shot web meme executed perfectly.


10!

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#2911 Dauth

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 22:37

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(22:36:12) Ben: Dauth:: Oh and you've just looked at a picture of an admin in lycra


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Posted 29 November 2009 - 23:04

View PostDauth, on 29 Nov 2009, 22:37, said:

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(22:36:12) Ben: Dauth:: Oh and you've just looked at a picture of an admin in lycra


It burnt a hole in my hard drive....

Edited by AJ, 29 November 2009 - 23:05.

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 23:58

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(11:48:50 PM) Ben: I work harder, sleep less and dance the rest
(11:49:22 PM) Alex: I work pretty hard, sleep FAR less than you :P
(11:50:23 PM) Ben: I average about 6 hrs a night
(11:50:40 PM) Alex: 5 at best for me atm
(11:50:56 PM) Ben: Look after yourself better
(11:51:36 PM) Alex: Work's getting to me, avergaing about 10hrs a day atm, Law Coursework is exceptionally unfun
(11:51:50 PM) Ben: sleep so you can think
(11:52:50 PM) Alex: 3weeks left, 2 more of CW, I can cope, then get lots of sleep over the hols ;)
(11:53:52 PM) Ben: yea right
(11:54:03 PM) Ben: you'll be me without the happy attitude after another 6 days
(11:54:33 PM) Alex: Haha, I'll be fine
(11:54:40 PM) Alex: hopefully get my CW for this week done tomorrow
(11:54:44 PM) Ben: kk
(11:54:53 PM) Alex: Then I have 2 weeks for the other, I'll be happier then :D
(11:56:44 PM) Ben: hmm
(11:56:45 PM) Ben: mybe
(11:56:59 PM) Ben: Or you will crash into a pit of Dauthymess
(11:57:03 PM) Ben: dauthyness*
(11:57:12 PM) Ben: to tiured to type properly
(11:57:15 PM) Ben: *gives up*
(11:57:38 PM) Alex: *quotes*
(11:57:49 PM) Alex: Shit, I'm becoming like you

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#2914 Dauth

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Posted 30 November 2009 - 00:02

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(23:50:13) Wizard: Hai
(23:50:22) Ben: Dauth:: Hi
(23:50:44) Wizard: How are you?
(23:51:08) Ben: Dauth:: finally finished recovering from yesterday
(23:51:20) Ben: Dauth:: you?
(23:51:25) Wizard: what was yesterday? dancing?
(23:51:29) Ben: Dauth:: comp
(23:51:32) Ben: Dauth:: in shottingham
(23:51:38) Wizard: how did it go?
(23:51:51) Ben: Dauth:: not well
(23:52:16) Ben: Dauth:: ballroom was ok, latin I totally cocked up, team dance I had to take on the A team opporsition so got murdered
(23:52:33) Wizard: D:
(23:52:40) Ben: Dauth:: On the upside, got to dance all day, had fun, and some good phots
(23:52:51) Ben: Dauth:: plus some ones to make you claw out your eyes
(23:53:03) Wizard: oh dear
(23:53:13) Ben: Dauth:: Me in lycra
(23:53:19) Wizard: you can scare me with them when I've been to the toilet and got a drink
(23:53:22) Wizard: D: ^
(23:53:28) Wizard: clearly an alcoholic one now
(23:53:35) Ben: Dauth:: lulz


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Posted 30 November 2009 - 03:12

Dauth, that's the highest amount of typos I've ever seen from you :P
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Posted 01 December 2009 - 14:34

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Liten says (14:33):
Darn you Brits and your awsomeness!


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Posted 01 December 2009 - 15:24

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Chyros: you're not a scientist :bestpost:
Liten: You are not a doctor
Liten: You are not even a full time employee

I´m not sure if he set that up or not :P
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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


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Posted 01 December 2009 - 16:14

i have more "PEOPLE ARE STUPID" quotes.

I was lurking on a poetry forum and saw a thread that had critique encouraged.

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i love the ending
you can work on the quality though


I posted it on irc (not fallout, different server) and this is what I got.

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<Lil> someone in a poetry forum i lurk in left "critique" that said nothing more than "work on the quality"
<HolyKnight> Well quality does matter heavily.
<Lil> dude
<Lil> i hope you're being sarcastic
<Lil> >>
<HolyKnight> No.
<Lil> oh jesus
<HolyKnight> It really does matter.
<HolyKnight> =\
<Lil> i'm aware of that
<Lil> but telling someone "write better" isn't going to help
<Lil> that's just telling them that they can improve
<Lil> the purpose of critique is to tell someone why they can improve
<Lil> jesus why do i have to explain this
* Lil walks out the door.
<HolyKnight> Sure it is. That's their way of being a good critic.

the other day my parents were talking about my pothead people-murderer convict just-out-of-jail cousin named Robbie and my mom said that some people have no conscience
and at first I heavily disagreed but now I don't even know what to think.
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#2919 Liten

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Posted 01 December 2009 - 17:15

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Liten: MAJOR NINJA!
Liten: >:V
[FS] AJ: Maor Whore
[FS] AJ: *Major
Liten: Indeed :v
Liten quotes failure
[FS] AJ: Bitch
Liten: hehehehehehe :bestpost:

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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


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Posted 01 December 2009 - 17:26

View PostLiten, on 1 Dec 2009, 17:15, said:

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Liten: MAJOR NINJA!
Liten: >:V
[FS] AJ: Maor Whore
[FS] AJ: *Major
Liten: Indeed :v
Liten quotes failure
[FS] AJ: Bitch
Liten: hehehehehehe :bestpost:


Bitch....
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#2921 Liten

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Posted 01 December 2009 - 17:29

View PostAJ, on 1 Dec 2009, 18:26, said:

View PostLiten, on 1 Dec 2009, 17:15, said:

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Liten: MAJOR NINJA!
Liten: >:V
[FS] AJ: Maor Whore
[FS] AJ: *Major
Liten: Indeed :v
Liten quotes failure
[FS] AJ: Bitch
Liten: hehehehehehe :bestpost:


Bitch....

Maybe.. :P
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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#2922 Brad

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Posted 01 December 2009 - 17:31

I always thought that Liten would be your "bitch."

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You almost did, didn't you?

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Posted 01 December 2009 - 17:34

View PostBrad, on 1 Dec 2009, 17:31, said:

I always thought that Liten would be your "bitch."

:P


Sorry to disappoint you Brad :bestpost:
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Posted 01 December 2009 - 17:42

View PostAJ, on 1 Dec 2009, 17:34, said:

View PostBrad, on 1 Dec 2009, 17:31, said:

I always thought that Liten would be your "bitch."

:P


Sorry to disappoint you Brad :bestpost:


Suuure, I'm so upset right now :duh:

Edited by Brad, 01 December 2009 - 17:42.

You almost did, didn't you?

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 02:48

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(20:47:16) Hobbesy/Sean: He was shivering so hard during TF2 today that he actually missed his shot as a sniper
(20:47:20) Hobbesy/Sean: That's pretty bad
(20:47:27) Lizzie: ...
(20:47:30) Lizzie: *Just laughs*
(20:47:35) Lizzie: *Laughs and laughs and laughs*


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