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#3051 Pandut

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 21:36

View PostBob, on 5 Feb 2010, 14:30, said:

View PostSobek, on 5 Feb 2010, 21:09, said:

Colin Mochrie said:

This just in; Wives live longer then husbands because they're not married to women.

I was watching Whose line last night, and this quote made me laugh so hard XD


View PostCodeCat, on 18 Apr 2006, 21:00, said:

You should only post quotes of yourself or from conversations that you were involved in. So don't go around posting random quotes that have nothing to do with you. :D


Oh well.

The quote is still funny 8|
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#3052 Dauth

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 22:59

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(22:57:48) Ben: Dauth:: I've quit as admin on the forum
(22:57:56) Ben: Dauth:: left the minion in my place
(22:58:05) Babs: Awwww poor minion
(22:58:20) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(22:58:29) Babs: :-O
(22:58:32) Babs: Damn you


Babs is my little sister who has spent time annoying AJ 8|

#3053 Chyros

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Posted 05 February 2010 - 23:39

View PostDauth, on 6 Feb 2010, 0:59, said:

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(22:57:48) Ben: Dauth:: I've quit as admin on the forum
(22:57:56) Ben: Dauth:: left the minion in my place
(22:58:05) Babs: Awwww poor minion
(22:58:20) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(22:58:29) Babs: :-O
(22:58:32) Babs: Damn you


Babs is my little sister who has spent time annoying AJ 8|
Must run in the family :D .
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#3054 Libains

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Posted 06 February 2010 - 02:46

It does sadly :(
For there can be no death without life.

#3055 Destiny

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Posted 07 February 2010 - 02:37

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Aww³.Fr3dzZz : damn u destiny
Destiny : lol
Ňƒrey : OH SO ULIKE FATE MOER!?
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Aww³.Fr3dzZz : destiny!!!
ManiacOmega : DAMN YOU
Destiny : Be assured Fate is more cruel than I am.


Meh, might not be that funny but still.
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#3056 n5p29

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Posted 07 February 2010 - 15:08

okay, last time I post here I doing it wrong. so here some chat of me and kris. :)

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mohaa_ca: oh wow lol
lord_gen_jb: why?
mohaa_ca: " - All infantry spill bloods when hitted by bullet and melee weapons!"
mohaa_ca: i misread bloods for boobs xP
lord_gen_jb: duh
mohaa_ca: D:
lord_gen_jb: black facepalm upgrade is complete sir!
mohaa_ca: wahahaha xD


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Posted 07 February 2010 - 16:05

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[19:09] <%PrinceKassad> hmm
[19:09] <%PrinceKassad> aurora bomb shot down my scud missile
[19:10] <+Destiny> What?
[19:10] <+Destiny> How the hell...
[19:10] <+Destiny> I blame random SAGE moment
[19:10] <%PrinceKassad> apparently the explosion of an aurora bomb can actually shoot down a scud missile...
[19:10] <%PrinceKassad> o_O
[19:10] <+Destiny> Pretty awesome.
[19:11] <+Destiny> If it was a FAB Aurora...I wonder.
[19:11] <%PrinceKassad> hmm
[19:12] <%PrinceKassad> I also tried out the burning barricade which was planned for shockwave but removed and it diverts missiles much like an ECM does.
[19:13] <+Destiny> Burning Barricades diverting missiles O.o
[19:13] <+Destiny> Am I supposed to laugh at that one?
[19:14] <%PrinceKassad> well
[19:14] <%PrinceKassad> I wonder how that is supposed to work
[19:14] <%PrinceKassad> is the fire so hot it destroys the targeting mechanism of missiles?
[19:15] <+Destiny> ...
[19:15] <+Destiny> I am going to explode with laughter
[19:19] <~CodeCat> Maybe the original intent was that they would attract heatseaking missiles
[19:19] <+Destiny> Heatseekers are...well talking about heatseekers I keep thinking of the Sidewinders but tanks aren't aircraft engines so...
[19:20] <+Destiny> Maybe the debris would hit the barricade and go off course
[19:20] <+Destiny> *missile would hit the debris
[19:22] <+Destiny> But most likely missiles hitting things would explode anyway =/
[19:24] <%PrinceKassad> on a related note
[19:24] <%PrinceKassad> the barricade doesn't actually show any flames in-game
[19:24] <%PrinceKassad> <_<
[19:24] <+Destiny> lol...
[19:24] <%PrinceKassad> it's just a pile of trash...
[19:24] <+Destiny> Oh wow, it must be a high-tech pile of trash

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#3058 Dauth

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 20:06

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(20:02:10) AJ (minion): Sorry, who are you talking to? :)
(20:02:33) Ben: Dauth:: My subordinate
(20:02:50) AJ (minion): *Coughs*
(20:03:07) Ben: Dauth:: What?
(20:03:14) Ben: Dauth:: You think the red badge means I respect you more?
(20:03:22) Ben: Dauth:: How much did you drink?
(20:05:26) AJ (minion): Doesn't mean you respect me but it means I'm more secure in myself :P
(20:05:29) AJ (minion): And waaaaay too much
(20:06:05) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes


#3059 Warbz

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 21:24

He can't have drunk much, he can still spell.

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#3060 Wizard

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 21:49

View PostSobek, on 5 Feb 2010, 21:09, said:

Colin Mochrie said:

This just in; Wives live longer then husbands because they're not married to women.

I was watching Whose line last night, and this quote made me laugh so hard XD

Only just spotted this and F-U-C-K-I-N-G A-G-R-E-E

#3061 Foxhound

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Posted 11 February 2010 - 06:41

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<Katsumi> a 5th generation of pokemon revealed!?
<Faith> They've probably turned to some powerful shit to be able to come up with enough

For those not in the know Faith is the name I use in IRC. I use it because I once changed it and got too lazy/known as it to change back.
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#3062 Dauth

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 19:49

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(19:43:27) Ben: Dauth:: Had "I love to Boogie" by T-Rex stuck in my head all freaking day
(19:43:47) Wizard: I'd have torn it out via my ears if that'd been me
(19:43:59) Ben: Dauth:: I enjoy dancing a jive to it
(19:44:47) Ben: Dauth:: Actually really need a jive
(19:44:52) Ben: Dauth:: gonna have to wait until Tues
(19:45:04) Wizard: please make sure it does
(19:45:52) Ben: Dauth:: Why?
(19:46:38) Wizard: I have no desire to hear you whistling or singing once in game later
(19:46:52) Ben: Dauth:: LOL
(19:46:57) Ben: Dauth:: Then you're out of luck
(19:47:24) Ben: Dauth:: It will be stuck in my head later too
(19:47:52) Wizard: git
(19:48:13) Ben: Dauth:: ty
(19:48:30) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes
(19:49:06) Wizard: YAY
(19:49:17) Wizard: A Dan & Ben quote agian
(19:49:19) Wizard: *again


#3063 CodeCat

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 22:02

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[22:54] * Faith suddenly dies of radiation poisoning
[23:02] * Fawkes (~fawkesdra@FUR-9E1DCF0F.hsd1.md.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: fuck that, I'm not getting radiation poisoning)

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Posted 15 February 2010 - 00:04

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Nem (nemisis54): What are you playing over there?
MRR (mrrandomrain): im playing ur mother
Nem (nemisis54): Ah
Nem (nemisis54): Great game.
WNxMastrefubu (masterfubu): meh
WNxMastrefubu (masterfubu): too easy
Nem (nemisis54): LOL
Braders (braders5b): LOL!


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#3065 ΓΛPTΘΓ

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Posted 15 February 2010 - 22:50

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10:31 PM - Brad: I am the real Brad!
10:32 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=- launch rainbow.
10:32 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: No effect?!
10:32 PM - -=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Must be fake.
10:32 PM - Brad: OH GOD
10:32 PM - Brad: D;
Brad has changed their name to [FS] Majorgeneral Von Hobbesy.


Foiled. xD
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#3066 Brad

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Posted 15 February 2010 - 23:00

You should've seen what he changed it for.
That was hot.
You almost did, didn't you?

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Posted 15 February 2010 - 23:01

Oh yes, very.

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Posted 20 February 2010 - 02:49

This is pretty much what happens when Liten and I chat. :P

2:06 AM - Liten: Little Silly Ecchi 8|
2:06 AM - Destiny: ?
2:06 AM - Liten: 8|
2:06 AM - Destiny: How the hell do you know I'm looking at ecchi right now?
2:06 AM - Destiny: Are you spying on me again?
2:07 AM - Liten: I know your thoughts..
2:07 AM - Destiny: You're not Yuri(ko)
2:07 AM - Liten: I am Yuri
2:07 AM - Liten: Obey me
2:07 AM - Destiny: You'll have no desert tonight!
2:07 AM - Liten: I already had it D:
2:07 AM - Destiny: Oh.
2:07 AM - Destiny: Too bad.
2:07 AM - Liten: Nou
2:08 AM - Liten: Oh god
2:08 AM - Destiny: ?
2:08 AM - Destiny: What happened?
2:09 AM - Liten: 6 Battlefortresses loaded with Chrono Legionares = Epic Win!
2:09 AM - Destiny: Liten, come in! Bravo-2-
2:09 AM - Destiny: ...
2:09 AM - Liten falls over
2:10 AM - Destiny: Well it took you ages tor ealize the BFort-Cleg combo >_>
2:11 AM - Liten: The fact that I hardly play the games makes up for that.
2:11 AM - Destiny: Ehh?
2:11 AM - Destiny: You must be kidding me.
2:11 AM - Liten: .
2:11 AM - Liten: First time I touch this game for years
2:11 AM - Destiny: ...
2:11 AM - Destiny: ...never mind.
2:11 AM - Destiny goes back to ecchi
2:12 AM - Liten: Unlike you I have an economy that allows me to buy games 8|
2:12 AM - Destiny: ...
2:13 AM - Liten: And since I just got a VISA youth card, I can buy games over Steam <3
2:13 AM - Destiny: I see.
2:13 AM - Liten: You don't.
2:13 AM - Liten: Rape Alert 3~?
2:13 AM - Destiny: I read you loud and clear, Bravo One.
2:13 AM - Liten: D:!?
2:14 AM - Destiny: Well if I can't see then I must read, duh.
2:14 AM - Liten: You can always listen 8|
2:14 AM - Destiny: ...
2:14 AM - Destiny: ...fine.
2:16 AM - Liten: I fine you with a 300 £ bill.
2:16 AM - Destiny: I don't pay in Euros dear Swedenish.
2:16 AM - Liten: Fine
2:16 AM - Liten: I fine you with 6000000000000000000000000000 Singaporean dollars?
2:16 AM - Destiny: CAn't
2:16 AM - Destiny: Doesnt' exist
2:17 AM - Liten: What the hat do you use as cash then D:
2:17 AM - Destiny: ERr
2:17 AM - Destiny: Notes and Coins and sticks and stones
Liten is now Offline.
Your state is set to Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Connected again and rejoined chat.
Liten is now Online.
Liten is now Away.
Liten is now Online.
Liten is now Away.
7:41 AM - Liten: Some kind of game get?
7:41 AM - Destiny: Ehh?
7:41 AM - Destiny: I...might have some problems
7:42 AM - Liten: *Acepalm*
7:42 AM - Destiny: Well what kinda game?
7:42 AM - Liten: Any game
7:43 AM - Destiny: You suggest it.
7:43 AM - Liten: Waa... D:
7:43 AM - Destiny: I'm a follower, Liten.
7:43 AM - Destiny: I do not lead.
7:43 AM - Liten: D:
7:44 AM - Liten: Maybe Ra2 Co-Op? V:
7:44 AM - Destiny: It doesn't work.
7:44 AM - Destiny: We tried that already.
7:44 AM - Liten: Hat in hell?
7:44 AM - Destiny: Yeah remember it wouldn't load at all.
7:44 AM - Liten: :D
7:44 AM - Liten: I don't remember it at all |8
7:44 AM - Liten: *:S
7:45 AM - Destiny: Of course not, people tend not to remember bad experiences.
7:45 AM - Liten: :S
7:45 AM - Liten: Then why do you...
7:45 AM - Destiny: I am...not human, Liten.
7:45 AM - Liten: I am afaird you lies!
7:45 AM - Destiny: I have never spoken the truth, Liten.
7:46 AM - Liten: That was a lie!
7:46 AM - Destiny: I have never spoken the truth, Liten.
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Posted 21 February 2010 - 23:45

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Ciarán Good (CodeCat) says (11:43 PM):
Look! It's just admins!
Wiz: says (11:43 PM):
I have Ion and Daith
Ciarán Good (CodeCat) says (11:43 PM):
Or at least all staff and former staff
Wiz: says (11:43 PM):
*Dauth
Wiz: says (11:44 PM):
what does that tell you
Ciarán Good (CodeCat) says (11:44 PM):
Oh damn, Nidmeister came
Wiz: says (11:44 PM):
:P

Edited by Wizard, 21 February 2010 - 23:47.


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Posted 21 February 2010 - 23:49

View PostWizard, on 21 Feb 2010, 23:45, said:

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Ciarán Good (CodeCat) says (11:43 PM):
Ciarán Good (CodeCat) says (11:44 PM):
Oh damn, Nidmeister came
Wiz: says (11:44 PM):
:P


I always come right on time.
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#3071 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 00:12

^ That's not what she said.
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#3072 Foxhound

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 04:57

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Tails: I recently started getting urges to ride songs :3
Foxhound: y'know
Foxhound: The way you worded that, and if AudioSurf didn't exist, I'd want whatever you were smoking

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 22:59

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(22:54:43) AJ (minion): iPhone :)
(22:55:19) Ben: Dauth:: Your apple Itwit
(22:56:56) AJ (minion): sounds about right
(22:57:44) Ben: Dauth:: kk
(22:58:12) AJ (minion): There is no denying it's awesomeness sadly
(22:58:33) Ben: Dauth:: But you are FAJL
(22:58:41) Ben: Dauth:: Even Brad is awesome compared to you
(22:58:49) AJ (minion): Everyone that I know loves it to death, and Brad is a fool
(22:59:01) Ben: Dauth:: *quotes


Not really admin behaviour AJ ;)

#3074 Brad

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 23:01

Cheeky bastards
You almost did, didn't you?

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 23:06

Its when AJ gets an iPad that I will worry that he's gone insane. I personally think the iPhone is a big gimmick, but I can sort of see the appeal.
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