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#3226 Sgt. Rho

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Posted 24 July 2010 - 01:05

Screw you D:

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Posted 24 July 2010 - 01:10

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#3228 Liten

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Posted 31 July 2010 - 21:39

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Liten: Well..
Liten: I don't like MW2 because I played BC2 first, and got into it
Liten: Same for you
Liten: Neither of us give these games a chance because we already have a shooter which we are happy with
Chyros: this suggestion impresses me
Chyros: I dare say, it's probably true
Chyros: :o
Chyros: o:
Chyros: :sly:
Chyros: 8|
Chyros: : D
Liten: I outsmarted Chyros
Liten: I need to eat 1Kg of candy more often 8|
Chyros: I didn't pose a counterargument, so technically you didn't, but it's an unexpected burst of intelligence from you, this is true 8|
Liten: I concur
Liten: Hopefully we shall never see such intelligence again
Chyros: I think neither of us has to fear for such an occurrance :duh:

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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#3229 Destiny

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Posted 31 July 2010 - 21:45

Liten's a genius actually, but he hides it :duh:
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Posted 31 July 2010 - 21:46

View PostDestiny, on 31 Jul 2010, 23:45, said:

Liten's a genius actually, but he hides it :sly:
He must hide it very very well then :duh: .
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Posted 05 August 2010 - 21:26

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(22:17:22) Slye_Fox:
so, where you?
(22:17:58) CodeCat:
Dublin
(22:18:33) Slye_Fox:
try not to get too drunk
(22:18:50) CodeCat:
I don't drink alcohol
(22:19:08) Slye_Fox:
but you're in irland
(22:19:34) CodeCat:
You're in England, but I don't see you leave our TF2 game every 30 minutes for tea
(22:19:57) Slye_Fox:
my kettle is by the comp
(22:20:05) Slye_Fox:
^.^
(22:20:28) CodeCat:
Oh my goodness, you really ARE English...

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Posted 05 August 2010 - 22:01

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04:52 PM - Chyros: I'm not THAT thick :)
04:53 PM - Hobbesy: Really now?
04:53 PM - Chyros: heheheheh
04:53 PM - Chyros: cheeky bastard :xD:
04:53 PM - Hobbesy: I bet you think Cornwall is a wall made of corn don't you?
04:54 PM - Chyros: no, it's made up of English tourists
04:54 PM - Hobbesy: No Chyros, it's a town.
04:54 PM - Hobbesy: And not a town built out of English tourists.
04:54 PM - Hobbesy: That's just silly.
04:55 PM - Chyros: yes it is
04:55 PM - Chyros: all Brits on holiday in the UK go to either Blackpool or Cornwall
04:55 PM - Chyros: no-one else could ever give a fuck but they do somehow :xD:
04:55 PM - Hobbesy: Chyros, you can't build a town out of people.
04:55 PM - Hobbesy: Only bricks.
04:55 PM - Hobbesy: And mortar
04:55 PM - Hobbesy: And shit like that
04:56 PM - Chyros: gah, you obivously don't understand
04:56 PM - Chyros: Cornwall is made out of English tourists the way New Zealand is made out of sheep
04:56 PM - Chyros: there's a lot of them, so the whole place consists utterly of them
04:56 PM - Hobbesy: New Zealand is an island Chyros, and not an island made out of sheep.
04:56 PM - Hobbesy: It's made out of rock.
04:57 PM - Hobbesy: I'd expect you to know this as a chemist. |:
04:57 PM - Hobbesy: AJ is also severly disappointed .
04:58 PM - Chyros: jeez, the whole county has less inhabitants than my city + suburbs :|
04:58 PM - Hobbesy: I bet you think the moon is made of cheese too, don't you?
04:58 PM - Chyros: no, because there's not a lot of cheese on the moon
04:58 PM - Chyros: if there were, it would be, though
04:59 PM - Hobbesy: Well, I guess that makes you a bit smarter than Liten.


Poor Chyros, posing as a chemist. I'm quite disappointed in him.

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Posted 05 August 2010 - 22:07

View PostCodeCat, on 5 Aug 2010, 23:26, said:

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(22:17:22) Slye_Fox:
so, where you?
(22:17:58) Ciarán Good (CodeCat):
Dublin
(22:18:33) Slye_Fox:
try not to get too drunk
(22:18:50) Ciarán Good (CodeCat):
I don't drink alcohol
(22:19:08) Slye_Fox:
but you're in irland
(22:19:34) Ciarán Good (CodeCat):
You're in England, but I don't see you leave our TF2 game every 30 minutes for tea
(22:19:57) Slye_Fox:
my kettle is by the comp
(22:20:05) Slye_Fox:
^.^
(22:20:28) Ciarán Good (CodeCat):
Oh my goodness, you really ARE English...

The only explanation for Code not drinking is that he's more Dutch than Irish. There is no other way 8| .


View PostHobbesy, on 6 Aug 2010, 0:01, said:

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04:52 PM - Chyros: I'm not THAT thick :)
04:53 PM - Hobbesy: Really now?
04:53 PM - Chyros: heheheheh
04:53 PM - Chyros: cheeky bastard :xD:
04:53 PM - Hobbesy: I bet you think Cornwall is a wall made of corn don't you?
04:54 PM - Chyros: no, it's made up of English tourists
04:54 PM - Hobbesy: No Chyros, it's a town.
04:54 PM - Hobbesy: And not a town built out of English tourists.
04:54 PM - Hobbesy: That's just silly.
04:55 PM - Chyros: yes it is
04:55 PM - Chyros: all Brits on holiday in the UK go to either Blackpool or Cornwall
04:55 PM - Chyros: no-one else could ever give a fuck but they do somehow :xD:
04:55 PM - Hobbesy: Chyros, you can't build a town out of people.
04:55 PM - Hobbesy: Only bricks.
04:55 PM - Hobbesy: And mortar
04:55 PM - Hobbesy: And shit like that
04:56 PM - Chyros: gah, you obivously don't understand
04:56 PM - Chyros: Cornwall is made out of English tourists the way New Zealand is made out of sheep
04:56 PM - Chyros: there's a lot of them, so the whole place consists utterly of them
04:56 PM - Hobbesy: New Zealand is an island Chyros, and not an island made out of sheep.
04:56 PM - Hobbesy: It's made out of rock.
04:57 PM - Hobbesy: I'd expect you to know this as a chemist. |:
04:57 PM - Hobbesy: AJ is also severly disappointed .
04:58 PM - Chyros: jeez, the whole county has less inhabitants than my city + suburbs :|
04:58 PM - Hobbesy: I bet you think the moon is made of cheese too, don't you?
04:58 PM - Chyros: no, because there's not a lot of cheese on the moon
04:58 PM - Chyros: if there were, it would be, though
04:59 PM - Hobbesy: Well, I guess that makes you a bit smarter than Liten.


Poor Chyros, posing as a chemist. I'm quite disappointed in him.
You don't exaggerate your stereotypes nearly enough, mate 8| . Take my example :sly: .
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#3234 Hobbesy

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Posted 05 August 2010 - 22:13

It's not about stereotypes you fool, it's about you being no smarter than Liten. :)

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Posted 05 August 2010 - 22:34

Gah, you just don't see the world as it truly is, obviously :) .
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#3236 Liten

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Posted 06 August 2010 - 08:42

View PostHobbesy, on 6 Aug 2010, 0:13, said:

It's not about stereotypes you fool, it's about you being no smarter than Liten. :P

I am smart, I just don't show it on the interwebs 8|
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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


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Posted 06 August 2010 - 11:42

View PostChyros, on 1 Aug 2010, 5:46, said:

View PostDestiny, on 31 Jul 2010, 23:45, said:

Liten's a genius actually, but he hides it 8|
He must hide it very very well then 8| .

View PostLiten, on 6 Aug 2010, 16:42, said:

View PostHobbesy, on 6 Aug 2010, 0:13, said:

It's not about stereotypes you fool, it's about you being no smarter than Liten. :P

I am smart, I just don't show it on the interwebs |8



See Chyros, I told you so! 8|
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Posted 06 August 2010 - 23:23

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(06:18:38 PM) Hobbesy: So AJ, you say you're a guest services assistant. Does that mean you dress up in a furry mascot suit?
(06:18:47 PM) Alex: No
(06:18:52 PM) Alex: Although I have been asked to :P
(06:19:09 PM) Hobbesy: So why didn'
(06:19:18 PM) Hobbesy: t you take them up on the offer?
(06:20:45 PM) Alex: Because it's hot as hell and smells rather bad 8|
(06:21:40 PM) Hobbesy: So does that mean you think Kris is hot? 8|
(06:21:54 PM) Alex: No
(06:21:55 PM) Alex: Ewww
(06:21:56 PM) Alex: What
(06:21:57 PM) Alex: Argh
(06:21:58 PM) Alex: Now
(06:22:01 PM) Alex: No
(06:22:03 PM) Alex: *dies*

Edited by Hobbesy, 06 August 2010 - 23:30.


#3239 deltaepsilon

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Posted 06 August 2010 - 23:55

Wtf?
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The name's Bond.

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Posted 07 August 2010 - 00:04

You actually quoted that?
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Posted 07 August 2010 - 00:11

View PostHobbesy, on 7 Aug 2010, 0:23, said:

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(06:18:38 PM) Hobbesy: So AJ, you say you're a guest services assistant. Does that mean you dress up in a furry mascot suit?
(06:18:47 PM) Alex: No
(06:18:52 PM) Alex: Although I have been asked to :P
(06:19:09 PM) Hobbesy: So why didn'
(06:19:18 PM) Hobbesy: t you take them up on the offer?
(06:20:45 PM) Alex: Because it's hot as hell and smells rather bad 8|
(06:21:40 PM) Hobbesy: So does that mean you think Kris is hot? 8|
(06:21:54 PM) Alex: No
(06:21:55 PM) Alex: Ewww
(06:21:56 PM) Alex: What
(06:21:57 PM) Alex: Argh
(06:21:58 PM) Alex: Now
(06:22:01 PM) Alex: No
(06:22:03 PM) Alex: *dies*




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Posted 07 August 2010 - 00:11

Mwahahahahahahah!

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Posted 07 August 2010 - 05:53

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Posted 07 August 2010 - 05:59

Well how do I know? I just clicked the link immediately.
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#3245 Zhao

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Posted 07 August 2010 - 06:01

Just a joke bro :3

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Posted 10 August 2010 - 22:14

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05:01 PM - Chyros: I know
05:01 PM - Hobbesy: No you don't!
05:01 PM - Chyros: Yes you do!
05:01 PM - Hobbesy: Yeah, I don't know that I do!
05:01 PM - Chyros: No, you don't know that you don't!
05:02 PM - Hobbesy: I disagree, sir, I do know that I don't know that I do!
05:02 PM - Chyros: I agree, sir, you don't know that you know that you don't!
05:03 PM - Hobbesy: I disagree, ma'am, I know that I agree to knowing that I don't know what I know which is knowing what I know.
05:04 PM - Chyros: I agree, sir, you don't know that you don't agree to not knowing that you know what you don't know which isn't not knowing what you don't know.
05:04 PM - Hobbesy: So, are you going to quote this or am I? :xD:
05:05 PM - Chyros: So, am I not going to quote this or are you not? :xD:
05:05 PM - Hobbesy: So, are I going to am this or quote not? :confused:
05:06 PM - Chyros: So, am you not going to aren't this or quote? :xD:
05:07 PM - Hobbesy: So, are anyone ever been far quote as decided to use even I go want spammy do look more like?
05:07 PM - Hobbesy: ;)
05:08 PM - Chyros: So, aren't no-one never not been far not quote as not decided to not use even you not go not want spammy don't look more like?
05:08 PM - Chyros: :xD:
05:09 PM - Hobbesy: My response to this conversation:
05:09 PM - Hobbesy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VXQSs1Qfcc...feature=related
05:10 PM - Chyros: ...
05:10 PM - Chyros: my response to that response: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw...eos=_ooTh0u7Eio
05:10 PM - Hobbesy: My response to the response of that response:
05:10 PM - Hobbesy: http://www.youtube.c...ypYiZbtebc&NR=1
05:11 PM - Chyros: I give up
05:11 PM - Chyros: I am not nearly weird enough to counter such a powerful video
05:12 PM - Hobbesy: GNA GNA GNA GNA GNA >:]


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#3247 Zhao

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Posted 15 August 2010 - 02:24

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Aaron says:
does it show what im listening to
?

Brandon says:
erm
no
Aaron says:
odd

tell meh what you think of this song
Aaron sends:
(Some song)

Brandon says:
is it rap?
Aaron says:
...

Edited by Aaron, 15 August 2010 - 02:25.


#3248 Slightly Wonky Robob

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Posted 15 August 2010 - 10:16

That might be slightly funny if we knew what the song was...?

Edited by Bob, 15 August 2010 - 10:35.

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Posted 15 August 2010 - 10:24

The fact he automatically assumes it's rap is stereotypically very good though :read: .
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Posted 16 August 2010 - 15:50

View PostChyros, on 15 Aug 2010, 13:24, said:

The fact he automatically assumes it's rap is stereotypically very good though ;) .

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