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[Chyros]

Oh god, it's even more overpowered than my memory lead me to believe . Thanks for the dig-up, Kyle .

[Zhao]

ITS FUKKIN OP XD

[Destiny]

Good god this is back again

[Rai]

LOL!
I couldn't help myself laughing after reading those.

Edited by Rai, 29 September 2010 - 02:11.

[Rich19]

Nid said:

as I'm not going to go into a job
and start screaming about sparta
well I might do

[Nid]

Rich19, on 3 Oct 2010, 10:53, said:

Nid said:

as I'm not going to go into a job
and start screaming about sparta
well I might do

DELETE ALL YOUR PHOTOS FROM FACEBOOK, YOUR FUTURE EMPLOYERS MIGHT NOT EMPLOY YOU.

[Libains]

Nidmeister, on 3 Oct 2010, 18:11, said:

Rich19, on 3 Oct 2010, 10:53, said:

Nid said:

as I'm not going to go into a job
and start screaming about sparta
well I might do

DELETE ALL YOUR PHOTOS FROM FACEBOOK, YOUR FUTURE EMPLOYERS MIGHT NOT EMPLOY YOU.

Better yet just make your profile private. Easy way.

[BeefJeRKy]

Privacy settings are there for a reason. Also, I would NEVER add my boss on FB or Twitter etc...

Perhaps LinkedIn but I wouldn't have anything "controversial" there

[CJ]

scope, on 4 Oct 2010, 22:49, said:

Privacy settings are there for a reason. Also, I would NEVER add my boss on FB or Twitter etc...

Perhaps LinkedIn but I wouldn't have anything "controversial" there

Yeah about that... I saw a documentary where they were explaining how some sort of private detectives work for big companies in France, in order to gain access to more private information about people before hiring them, that included hacking FB accounts or impersonating friends of the candidates to gain access to their data D:

[BeefJeRKy]

You could also NOT upload the wrong pics

The problem is your "friends"

[Randomcivilian0]

[18:06:19] [5.17.245.71 - ?Zhao?]
You see*
[18:06:21] [5.17.245.71 - ?Zhao?]
Becuase of you
[18:06:28] [5.17.245.71 - ?Zhao?]
i cant eat freid chicken or drink grape soda in public
[18:06:32] [5.17.245.71 - ?Zhao?]
as much as i fucking want to.

[Zhao]

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zakaria.shalih@yahoo.com says:
Do you know, CIA agent should have EMP bombs instead Smoke bombs for bypassing opponent's base defense as when CIA agent uses smokes bomb to forces opponent's base defenses to fires at the location where the smoke was thrown, opponent will commands his/her base defenses to fires on CIA agent
Aaron says:
Comedy
Gold.
zakaria.shalih@yahoo.com says:
and this can makes CIA smoke bomb special ability for distracts Base Defenses useless in multiplayer matches, and CIA agent and similar units like GLA's saboteurs, Chinese Hackers, Anunnaki Nanomorphs, and so on are can be favorite for those that prefers his/her opponents taste their own medicine
Aaron says:
why not Just not have CIa agents
And have artillary do its job
you know
REAL ARTILLARY
zakaria.shalih@yahoo.com says:
CIA agents is for USA and they works lot like Spy from Red Alert series(they are designed to makes their opponents tastes their own medicine by infiltrating their buildings) albeit with several special abilities, and some players finds Artillery too noisy to do this job
Aaron says:
Omg.

its so amazing last one ima post though.

Edited by Aaron, 10 October 2010 - 01:47.

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

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03:04 AM - Hobbesy: Hard, since it was his first time

That sounds somewhat wrong...

[CodeCat]

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[11:18] * Leonidas (~a@FUR-77F98C0A.tukw.qwest.net) has joined #halcyon
[11:21] <Leonidas> lol im to hyper to sleep...but im baked..lol
[11:21] * Rua_Whitepaw wonders if there are any Persians here
[11:22] <Leonidas> me too
[11:22] <Leonidas> or any person
[11:22] <Leonidas> someone to ram there spear into me XD
[11:22] <Leonidas> lol jk
[11:23] * Persian_messenger (~codecat42@FUR-1C0B8C5B.demon.nl) has joined #halcyon
[11:23] <Leonidas> ahhhhhhhhhhh shyyyyyiiiiit
[11:23] * Leonidas walks up to Persian_messenger "madness?
[11:23] * ChanServ sets mode: +h Leonidas
[11:23] <Leonidas> THIS IS SPARTA!
[11:23] * Persian_messenger was kicked by Leonidas (Leonidas)
[11:24] <Leonidas> Lol
[11:24] * ChanServ sets mode: -h Leonidas
[11:24] <Conrad> THIS, IS, HALCYOOONNN
[11:24] <Rua_Whitepaw>
[11:24] * Leonidas was kicked by Conrad (Conrad)
[11:24] <Rua_Whitepaw> Hahaha that was mean!
[11:24] <Conrad> Ahem
[11:24] * Leonidas (~a@FUR-77F98C0A.tukw.qwest.net) has joined #halcyon
[11:24] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Leonidas
[11:24] <Leonidas> did i just dine in hell?

[R3ven]

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That Coder Guy says:
This brings a whole new meaning to
ENGINEER RUSH BABY
-Derek- Man, my hippy parents were strict. I couldn't get dessert until I smoked my greens. says:
Looks like he... couldn't handle the rush...
*Sunglasses*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
That Coder Guy says:
Oh god yes

[deltaepsilon]

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10:23 PM - [DSq] Machete: i havent played for a while though
10:23 PM - [DSq] Reaper: you should play more
10:23 PM - [DSq] Reaper: its good for you
10:23 PM - [DSq] Machete: u always play tf2 though
10:24 PM - [DSq] Reaper: when you say sc2 i always go do that with you though
10:24 PM - [DSq] Machete: how sweet of u
10:24 PM - [DSq] Reaper: i mean
10:24 PM - [DSq] Reaper: i do play it still
10:24 PM - [DSq] Machete: yeah i know
10:26 PM - [DSq] Machete: u have to remember something though
10:26 PM - [DSq] Machete: sc2 doesnt have hats
10:26 PM - [DSq] Reaper: OH DO I?
10:26 PM - [DSq] Reaper: oh yes
10:26 PM - [DSq] Reaper: that is true
10:26 PM - [DSq] Reaper: and you cant buy the portraits
10:26 PM - [DSq] Reaper: or the decals

[Nid]

Aj gets Pwned

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[Alex Jordan] It's my 21st
It will be messy, and hopefully by that date, end in sex
Not with you
[You]
19:16
WHAT
HOW RUDE
still
losing your V on your 21st
classy sir :p
hahaha
[Alex Jordan]
19:17
You are a total bastard :p

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[Alex Jordan]
19:17
However, add a disclaimer that you're lying :P

[Zhao]

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Hello youtube, look at your comment, now back at mine, look at your comment, now back at mine, sadly yours isn't mine. But if you start copying and pasting, it could look like mine. Look down now back up. Where are you? You're on youtube with a comment your comment could look like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. Its a mouse for that site you love! Look again, the mouse is now a keyboard. Anything is possible when your comments look awesome and not lame. I'm on a chair.

[BeefJeRKy]

lame

[Zhao]

aww i thought it was funny xD

[Liten]

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Brad: At least your bilingual
Liten: I am waht now?
Brad: you're*
Brad: You know two languages
Liten: 3
Liten: I speak basic German
Brad: OH
Brad: SO
Brad: THREE TIMES BETTER THAN ME EH?
Liten: Yes
Liten: In bed aswell
Brad: oh
Brad: .
Brad: well that makes me depressed
Brad: ;_;
Liten: Victory!
Brad: D:
Brad: WELL
Brad: I
Brad: YOU
Brad: ..
Brad runs away crying
Liten: Qoted
Liten: ...
Liten: DAMMNIT
Brad: lululu
Liten gets sucked into a black hole
Brad: Haha!
Brad: Take that!
Brad: In the face!
Brad: Or someplace else uncomfortable!

[Chyros]

Liten is good in bed? You mean, you're a sleepyhead, I assume?

[Liten]

Yeah, that would descrive me very well

[Ion Cannon!]

For all potential quotees, please note the title of the thread is "Funny quotes"

[Liten]

I found it quite funny at the time, and even if you don't find it funny there may be others that do.