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#3476 Dauth

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Posted 01 September 2011 - 22:31

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AJ facepalms more
Dauth: Just how much do you want to wakeup and have everything since the How to install ShockWave on TFD thread not have happened?
AJ: Sometimes its all I dream of


#3477 Liten

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Posted 03 September 2011 - 11:07

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-=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: My yoghurt have been to Singapore.
-=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: D;l
-=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: At least it doesn't say made in Singapore and labeled as Destiny yoghurt is a sign of relieve.
Liten: D:
-=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Destiny yoghurt...
-=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: OHSHI.
Liten: It's all white and sticky
-=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: =/
-=ΓΛΡΤΘΓ=-: Do not want.

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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#3478 Dauth

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 21:51

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Dauth: Now I'm interested
AJ: Heh
Dauth: REDACTED and I really think you shouold stop trying to be me
AJ: *Facepalm*
AJ watches feelings vanish down drain
Dauth: Hehe
Dauth: Isn't it wonderful that I can still break you?
AJ: Woudn't define that as breaking, more along the lines of me playing out the usual role >:(
Dauth: While Universe = 1
Dauth: AJ = MiniDauth
Dauth: Else
Dauth: Big Crunch
Dauth: And you are now programmed
AJ: Beep beep


#3479 Libains

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 21:54

Apparently I'm too quoteable for my own good. Fortunately, Dauth does keep his word regards not telling people that I am

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#3480 Libains

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Posted 29 September 2011 - 19:00

Also:

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19:57 - Doggy Dogwoofwoof: http://fc00.devianta...y_falsarius.png
19:57 - AJ: Yeah, careful, I'll cut your balls off with a saucer :tard:
19:57 - Doggy Dogwoofwoof: XD
19:57 - Doggy Dogwoofwoof: hi AJ


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#3481 Liten

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 18:13

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Liten: Next time, go allitle higher
Liten: To Åre maybe
Liten: Great skiing there
Brad: well melon, a friend of ours, lived in stockholm
Brad: free sleep place yeah
Brad fistpumps
Liten: Fistpump?
Liten: Eww....
Brad: wait shit
Brad: I mean
Brad: um
Brad: ..
Brad: I DON'T CARE
Brad fistpumps

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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#3482 Wizard

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Posted 28 October 2011 - 20:40

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21:34 - Wiz: EXTERMINATUS?
21:34 - Liten: MAYBE
21:35 - Wiz: WHEN WILL YOU DECIDE?
21:35 - Liten: WHEN I CAN GET ANOTHER PERSON TO JOIN
21:35 - Liten: OR MAYBE 2
21:35 - Liten: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING
21:35 - Wiz: Y U NO LIEK PUBLICS?
21:35 - Liten: BECAUSE PUBLICS ARE IDIOTS
21:35 - Wiz: THIS IS NOT NEWS
21:36 - Liten: THEN WHY ARE YOU COMPLANING
21:36 - Wiz: BUT REALLY LIMITS YOUR ABILITY TO PLAY AN ONLINE MP GAME
21:36 - Wiz: FOR 4 PEOPLE
21:36 - Liten: I DON'T DO CO-OP WITH RANDOMS
21:36 - Wiz: WHEN YOU ONLY 3 WHO OWN IT
21:36 - Liten: IT'S STUPID
21:36 - Liten: I KNOW 5 WHO OWNS IT
21:36 - Wiz: WHERE ARE THEY?
21:37 - Liten: BRAD IF STUPID
21:37 - Liten: *IS
21:37 - Wiz: INDOO
21:37 - Liten: DUTCHY IS ALSO STUPID
21:37 - Wiz: WHO ARE THE OTHER 2
21:37 - Wiz: *1
21:37 - Liten: THE OTHERS ARE PLAYING BATTLEFIELD 3
21:37 - Wiz: DAMN THEM
21:37 - Liten: INDOO
21:38 - Wiz: DAMN THEM IN CAPITALS
21:38 - Wiz: WITH A MOOSE
21:38 - Liten: I SHOULD GO TO SLEEP
21:38 - Wiz: OK
21:38 - Liten: I WAS UP PLAYING EXTERMINATUS TOO 2 AM YESTERDAY
21:38 - Wiz: WELL DONE
21:38 - Liten: WE GOT TO THE LAST WAVE
21:38 - Liten: AND THEN WE WERE ANALY RAPED BY ARMORED NOBZ
21:38 - Liten: GOOD TIMES
21:38 - Wiz: SOUNDS FUN
21:39 - Wiz: |:
21:39 - Liten: Seriosly, Exterminatus is the most epic thing I have ever played in any game
21:39 - Wiz: You just like armoured nobz
21:39 - Liten: No
21:39 - Liten: Pain in the arse


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#3483 CJ

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Posted 28 October 2011 - 21:29

cl;dr

View PostChyros, on 11 November 2013 - 18:21, said:

I bet I could program an internet


#3484 Wizard

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Posted 28 October 2011 - 21:55

View PostCJ, on 28 October 2011 - 21:29, said:

cl;dr

Not the bit that matters :)

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Posted 29 October 2011 - 18:59

Bloody hell, did he spam everyone for that game? :)
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#3486 CJ

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Posted 29 October 2011 - 19:55

Not me :)

View PostChyros, on 11 November 2013 - 18:21, said:

I bet I could program an internet


#3487 Dauth

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 22:49

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AJ: What's the plan today Brain?
Dauth: Same thing we do every night pinky, try to take over the world


Edit: laggy quotey bollox

Edited by Dauth, 07 December 2011 - 22:50.


#3488 Liten

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 15:41

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Liten: "Litty"
Liten: Really?
Chyros: heheheheh
Liten: "Chyros lost 200 manliness points"
Chyros: I knew that one would get to you :P
Liten: ...
Liten: Chemists
Liten: They know everything!
Chyros: heheheheh, you know it ;D
Chyros: so, it's worked then?
Chyros: have fun mate ;)
Liten: D:
Chyros: Oo?
Liten: What ya gonna do about it!?
Chyros: about what ffs? xD
Liten: YOU REALLY DID NOT DO THAT
Liten: GOD
Liten: I CAN'T BELIVE IT
Chyros: are you sure you are typing into the right window? xD
Liten: Trolololololololololololololololololololololol
Chyros: too much of the vodka mate? :P
Liten: I don't drink Vodka
Chyros: you sound drunk though :P
Liten: How come?
Chyros: I have no idea what you're been on about the last five or so minutes xD
Liten: And you think I have?
Chyros: xD

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Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre


#3489 Chyros

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 16:21

Why in god's name did you quote this? :xD:
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The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
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#3490 CJ

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 16:24

"Litty"...

View PostChyros, on 11 November 2013 - 18:21, said:

I bet I could program an internet


#3491 Zhao

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:59

View PostZhao, on 17 December 2011 - 11:55, said:

[FS]Aaron: http://www.moddb.com...es/ss2#imagebox
[FS]Aaron: doesnt that look like C&C 4 to you?
[FS]Aaron: like
[FS]Aaron: exactly? lol
cgf123: wth lol
cgf123: lol
cgf123: yea its just cnc4
[FS]Aaron: Zero hour engine.
[FS]Aaron: ...
[FS]Aaron: its a mod
[FS]Aaron: :3
cgf123: is this serious?
cgf123: i mean
cgf123: those screens are from a zh mod?
[FS]Aaron: yes
[FS]Aaron: Yes dude
[FS]Aaron: a Modder
[FS]Aaron: can do better
[FS]Aaron: then fucking EA.
cgf123: i actually dont believe it
cgf123: lol
[FS]Aaron: look through the screenies
[FS]Aaron: you will notice the ZH presense
[FS]Aaron: and then
[FS]Aaron: you will shit bricks
cgf123: im actually not noticing it...
[FS]Aaron: holy fuck
cgf123: looks exactly like cnc4
[FS]Aaron: its still a mod dude
[FS]Aaron: xDDD

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Posted 19 December 2011 - 05:31

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12:06 PM - Hobbesy: lol BBC
12:07 PM - Hobbesy: "Are you in North Korea? Please send us your comments using the form below."
12:07 PM - Destiny: O_o
12:07 PM - Destiny: lol
12:07 PM - Destiny: How'd they read English
12:07 PM - Hobbesy: I think the more important question is
12:07 PM - Hobbesy: How do they have internet?
12:07 PM - Destiny: LEECHING IT
12:07 PM - Destiny: FROM SK
12:07 PM - Destiny: Yep.
12:07 PM - Hobbesy: uh
12:07 PM - Hobbesy: okay
12:08 PM - Destiny: You know those towers they use to blast propaganda at the DMZ?
12:08 PM - Hobbesy: yes
12:08 PM - Destiny: They're actually tapping into the wifi
12:08 PM - Destiny: The speakers are just an upgrade
12:08 PM - Destiny: from China
12:09 PM - Hobbesy: lol!
12:12 PM - Hobbesy: do you think Homefront will go on sale now
12:12 PM - Destiny: Sure it will
12:45 PM - Hobbesy: http://www.youtube.c...d&v=jdug6yHJB40
12:45 PM - Hobbesy: A final tribute

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 16:37

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Aaron says (23:05): bacon.
Kris says (23:05): ham
robert says (23:05): cheese.
n5p29 says (23:05): eggs

Kris says (23:05): :me gusta:
robert says (23:05): perfect choice
Kris says (23:05): exactly
Aaron says (23:06): bacon ham cheese and eggs :P

NOTE: this happened in an instant when the convo starts. each person posted the first message in the same time and didn't know what the others posted atm.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 16:42

Man you guys didn't eat breakfast? :xD:
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#3495 Wizard

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 11:48

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Thomas - @ OCC says (11:40):
Karol even got BF3 now, because, and I quote, "I need my FPS fix" xD
Thomas - @ OCC says (11:41):
I'll never play that xD
Dan says (11:42):
and we all know the reasons why, so no point going over old ground
Dan says (11:42):
How is Karol finding it though?
Dan says (11:42):
he must have passed on his impressions?
Thomas - @ OCC says (11:42):
no, he's completely disappeared Oo
Dan says (11:42):
sidenote: despite your lack of love for 40k, I still maintain you would enjoy SM gameplay; continue
Dan says (11:42):
orly?
Thomas - @ OCC says (11:43):
yes
Dan says (11:43):
D:
Thomas - @ OCC says (11:43):
next time I see him I'll ask him "so what's her name?"
Dan says (11:43):

Dan says (11:43):
more importantly, pics or she doesn't exist
Thomas - @ OCC says (11:43):
heheheheh
Thomas - @ OCC says (11:44):
it unusual for him to be so.... life-y
Dan says (11:44):
how funny would it be if she looked like this - Posted Image
Thomas - @ OCC says (11:45):
xD
Dan says (11:45):
hehehe
Thomas - @ OCC says (11:45):
I'd definitely LOL at that xD
Dan says (11:46):
LOL, I'd split my sides with a crowbar
Thomas - @ OCC says (11:46):
or some hentai chick xD
Thomas - @ OCC says (11:47):
oh wait that's Destiny


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#3496 Libains

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 16:35

I agree you'd like SM gameplay Tom, it's a fun game, pure and simple. As to the rest: |8 8| |8 8|
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#3497 Wizard

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 16:45

He does like the Pauldrons.... D8

I mean, c'mon, who the feck doesn't like Pauldrons for crying out loud!!!

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#3498 Destiny

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Posted 12 January 2012 - 00:38

Chyros, I don't even....:xD:
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Posted 18 January 2012 - 07:37

[01:22:41] <+Stark> finish masturbating to thoughts of Lili soon, we need you for this convo

I... just... no.

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Anyway,the China's army is a modernize army,this army can bear down all country's army.
I hope SWR team can modification the China in the RISE OF THE RED and SHOCKWAVE mods.China is a modernize country.Maybe in thirty years later,the China will be a big and powerful country,overrun the US

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[22:23:32] <J8a> why would i read a eula anyway?
[22:23:41] <J8a> they're not written in english
[22:23:59] <J8a> THEY ARE WRITTEN IN, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, CAPITAL LETTERS.

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Posted 18 January 2012 - 15:09

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Dan says (15:07):
A man phones an airfix model shop and asks, "Do you happen to have a model of an Italian Cruise Liner?". The shop owner says, "Yes, we have one left sir." The man says "Great! Would you put it on one side for me please?"
:xD:
Thomas - @ OCC says (15:07):
wb
I don't get it :xD:

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