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Funny quotes
Started By CodeCat, Apr 18 2006 21:00
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Posted 18 January 2012 - 15:15
Yes, because of course I have to consider news that doesn't even concern me all the time .
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The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
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Posted 18 January 2012 - 15:25
Lovely quote, Wiz. My kind of joke. 
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Posted 18 January 2012 - 15:36
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Thomas - @ OCC says:
Lovely quote, Wiz. My kind of joke.
Thomas - @ OCC says:
you know whose response that was to your funny quote?
Thomas - @ OCC says:
our forum's funniest member no less xD
Dan says:
*facedesk.jpg*
Thomas - @ OCC says:
>D
Lovely quote, Wiz. My kind of joke.
Thomas - @ OCC says:
you know whose response that was to your funny quote?
Thomas - @ OCC says:
our forum's funniest member no less xD
Dan says:
*facedesk.jpg*
Thomas - @ OCC says:
>D
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The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 03:31
I am actually amused, or rather, honored that you'd think I'm the forum's funniest member, instead of Liten 
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 03:45
Hint: he was being sarcastic.
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 03:50
Exactly, because my 'funny' are really, really bad puns and jokes
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 10:36
Destiny, on 19 January 2012 - 03:50, said:
Exactly, because my 'funny' are really, really bad puns and jokes
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The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 14:46
I thought I was the funniest member of the forums :(
Guess you guys don't dig danish humour.
Guess you guys don't dig danish humour.
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As long as the dark foundation of our nature, grim in its all-encompassing egoism, mad in its drive to make that egoism into reality, to devour everything and to define everything by itself, as long as that foundation is visible, as long as this truly original sin exists within us, we have no business here and there is no logical answer to our existence.
Imagine a group of people who are all blind, deaf and slightly demented and suddenly someone in the crowd asks, "What are we to do?"... The only possible answer is, "Look for a cure". Until you are cured, there is nothing you can do.
And since you don't believe you are sick, there can be no cure.
- Vladimir Solovyov
Imagine a group of people who are all blind, deaf and slightly demented and suddenly someone in the crowd asks, "What are we to do?"... The only possible answer is, "Look for a cure". Until you are cured, there is nothing you can do.
And since you don't believe you are sick, there can be no cure.
- Vladimir Solovyov
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 15:45
Australian humour got me banned. 
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 18:09
Alias, on 19 January 2012 - 15:45, said:
Australian humour got me banned.
Racist I suppose? Considering how Fuckup also mentioned that on occation.
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As long as the dark foundation of our nature, grim in its all-encompassing egoism, mad in its drive to make that egoism into reality, to devour everything and to define everything by itself, as long as that foundation is visible, as long as this truly original sin exists within us, we have no business here and there is no logical answer to our existence.
Imagine a group of people who are all blind, deaf and slightly demented and suddenly someone in the crowd asks, "What are we to do?"... The only possible answer is, "Look for a cure". Until you are cured, there is nothing you can do.
And since you don't believe you are sick, there can be no cure.
- Vladimir Solovyov
Imagine a group of people who are all blind, deaf and slightly demented and suddenly someone in the crowd asks, "What are we to do?"... The only possible answer is, "Look for a cure". Until you are cured, there is nothing you can do.
And since you don't believe you are sick, there can be no cure.
- Vladimir Solovyov
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 17:19
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Liten: Speaking of logical things to do
Liten: I need to buy chips!
Brad: In sweden, do you mean chips as in fish and chips, or chips as in potato chips?
Liten: Potatoes
Brad: so, you mean crisps?
Liten: No
Liten: Chips
Brad: talking to other countries is hard.
Liten: Well, maybe you shouldn't have befriended me then!
Liten: HUH!?
Brad: but
Brad: but
Brad: I like you
Brad: :(
Liten: WRONG AGAIN
Liten: YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK TO ME
Liten: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME
Liten: I HATE YOU
Liten runs away crying
Brad: BUT
Brad: LITEEEENNN
Brad: WAIT A SECOND
Brad takes deep breath
Brad: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Brad: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Brad: CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK
Brad: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Brad: :3
Liten: Oh the originality
Liten: It's killing me
Brad: Oh sarcasm eh?
Brad: Whore.
Liten: I already know what you are Brad, stop reminding me
Brad: Very witty. But it's quite obvious it was directed at you
Brad: Semantics slut.
Liten: You are doing it again
Liten: Are you seriosly going to pester me about your job all the time?
Brad: Look, I'd agree with you that I were a slut, but then we'd both be wrong
Liten: Indeed
Liten: We both know you don't have the body to be a slut
Liten: Or the looks
Brad: ...
Brad: ;_;
Liten: Quoted for great justice
Brad: fuck you and fuck your eyebrows
Liten: I need to buy chips!
Brad: In sweden, do you mean chips as in fish and chips, or chips as in potato chips?
Liten: Potatoes
Brad: so, you mean crisps?
Liten: No
Liten: Chips
Brad: talking to other countries is hard.
Liten: Well, maybe you shouldn't have befriended me then!
Liten: HUH!?
Brad: but
Brad: but
Brad: I like you
Brad: :(
Liten: WRONG AGAIN
Liten: YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK TO ME
Liten: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME
Liten: I HATE YOU
Liten runs away crying
Brad: BUT
Brad: LITEEEENNN
Brad: WAIT A SECOND
Brad takes deep breath
Brad: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Brad: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Brad: CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK
Brad: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Brad: :3
Liten: Oh the originality
Liten: It's killing me
Brad: Oh sarcasm eh?
Brad: Whore.
Liten: I already know what you are Brad, stop reminding me
Brad: Very witty. But it's quite obvious it was directed at you
Brad: Semantics slut.
Liten: You are doing it again
Liten: Are you seriosly going to pester me about your job all the time?
Brad: Look, I'd agree with you that I were a slut, but then we'd both be wrong
Liten: Indeed
Liten: We both know you don't have the body to be a slut
Liten: Or the looks
Brad: ...
Brad: ;_;
Liten: Quoted for great justice
Brad: fuck you and fuck your eyebrows
Kyle Carter said:
Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre
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Posted 03 February 2012 - 08:26
What did your eyebrows do???? 
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Posted 03 February 2012 - 11:44
If I only knew...
Kyle Carter said:
Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre
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Posted 11 February 2012 - 20:54
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Liten: Not enough people :<
Chyros: whatwhatwhat?!
Chyros: they don't want to join?
Liten: Doc is working
Liten: Faptor is playing Retirbution
Liten: Fapiny hasn't responded
Chyros: this is an outrage
Liten: Maybe if someone but me actually put some work into organizing these things
Liten: /whineface
Chyros: heheheheh
Chyros: well someone else asking probably wouldn't change the fact Kyle is working and that Des is fapping
Liten: Untrue
Liten: Wheter or not the person in question hold the asker in high regard or not can drasticaly change how he/she responds
Chyros: you mean everyone hates you and that's why they won't join?
Liten: Yes
Chyros: xD
Liten: ;_;
Liten: Quote nao
Chyros: whatwhatwhat?!
Chyros: they don't want to join?
Liten: Doc is working
Liten: Faptor is playing Retirbution
Liten: Fapiny hasn't responded
Chyros: this is an outrage
Liten: Maybe if someone but me actually put some work into organizing these things
Liten: /whineface
Chyros: heheheheh
Chyros: well someone else asking probably wouldn't change the fact Kyle is working and that Des is fapping
Liten: Untrue
Liten: Wheter or not the person in question hold the asker in high regard or not can drasticaly change how he/she responds
Chyros: you mean everyone hates you and that's why they won't join?
Liten: Yes
Chyros: xD
Liten: ;_;
Liten: Quote nao
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The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 16:49
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You almost did, didn't you?
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Posted 04 June 2012 - 22:56
Wanderer: I'm top of the leader board
Dauth: Congratulations, have a new testicle
--later--
Wanderer: Why am I still top of the leader board
Dauth: Because you touch yourself at night and God likes that
We were playing some MW2 and having banter. I don't know where the first comment came from, I just started and realised I had nothing to finish with and apparently panicked.
Dauth: Congratulations, have a new testicle
--later--
Wanderer: Why am I still top of the leader board
Dauth: Because you touch yourself at night and God likes that
We were playing some MW2 and having banter. I don't know where the first comment came from, I just started and realised I had nothing to finish with and apparently panicked.
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Posted 30 August 2012 - 14:23
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Kris says (21:15):
His family is so rich that
Kris says (21:16):
they can actually buy a killer computer that would make Rho shit his pants
Sgt Rho says (21:16):
actually no
They can't
Because I'm already almost-maxing current possibilities
Calin says (21:16):
yeah - rho has no pants
Kris says (21:16):
LOL
Sgt Rho says (21:16):
Telepath!
Kris says (21:16):
Oh rho you didn't
Calin says (21:17):
:FT:
we gotta quote this
Kris says (21:17):
Sgt Rho says (21:17):
:FT:
Kris says (21:17):
QUOTE IT
n5p29 says (21:17):
*quoted*
Sgt Rho says (21:18):
oh fuck you
His family is so rich that
Kris says (21:16):
they can actually buy a killer computer that would make Rho shit his pants
Sgt Rho says (21:16):
actually no
They can't
Because I'm already almost-maxing current possibilities
Calin says (21:16):
yeah - rho has no pants
Kris says (21:16):
LOL
Sgt Rho says (21:16):
Telepath!
Kris says (21:16):
Oh rho you didn't
Calin says (21:17):
:FT:
we gotta quote this
Kris says (21:17):
Sgt Rho says (21:17):
:FT:
Kris says (21:17):
QUOTE IT
n5p29 says (21:17):
*quoted*
Sgt Rho says (21:18):
oh fuck you
Edited by n5p29, 30 August 2012 - 14:32.
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Posted 14 September 2012 - 18:18
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Chyros: you still don't have the game OR the beta
Chyros: 8)
Liten: I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Liten: LALALALALALALALALALALALALA
Chyros: 
Chyros: 8)
Liten: I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Liten: LALALALALALALALALALALALALA
Chyros:
Poor Leeten
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Edited by Chyros, 14 September 2012 - 18:20.
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The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
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Posted 14 September 2012 - 18:21
Kyle Carter said:
Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre
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Posted 17 November 2012 - 19:24
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Chyros: hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Liten: Qwank
Chyros: lolwut
Liten: Qwank qwank
Chyros: riiiiight
Chyros: ok
Chyros: so
Chyros: what type of runes did the Vikings use?
Liten: Qwank
Chyros: >..
Chyros: >.>
Chyros: your IQ has fallen to new depths?
Liten has changed their name to Gunter.
Chyros: xDDDD
Gunter: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=nTbLoT_UJYY
Chyros: heheheheh
Chyros: so now you're a penguin?
Gunter: Qwank!
Chyros: Gunter reminds me more of this:
Chyros: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=OI2R2iBTBjU
Chyros: considering your nationality
Gunter: QWANK!
Chyros: heheheheh
Liten: Qwank
Chyros: lolwut
Liten: Qwank qwank
Chyros: riiiiight
Chyros: ok
Chyros: so
Chyros: what type of runes did the Vikings use?
Liten: Qwank
Chyros: >..
Chyros: >.>
Chyros: your IQ has fallen to new depths?
Liten has changed their name to Gunter.
Chyros: xDDDD
Gunter: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=nTbLoT_UJYY
Chyros: heheheheh
Chyros: so now you're a penguin?
Gunter: Qwank!
Chyros: Gunter reminds me more of this:
Chyros: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=OI2R2iBTBjU
Chyros: considering your nationality
Gunter: QWANK!
Chyros: heheheheh
Edited by Liten, 17 November 2012 - 19:26.
Kyle Carter said:
Harry Potter is the safety scissors of the Fantasy genre
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Posted 07 January 2013 - 22:45
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Dauth: Got a build high on elemental and also has some serious healing here
Chyros: well that's nice
Chyros: you'd be useful for a change
Chyros:
Dauth: Don't make me phaselock your face off
Chyros: teh noes
Dauth: terrible
Dauth: isn't it?
Chyros: yes
Chyros: horrible
Dauth: good
Chyros: I'm shaking in my boots
Chyros: I quake with fear
Chyros: o please spare me thy wrath, master
Chyros: o terrible one, please don't cast your fury down upon me
Dauth: I can sing to you
Chyros: NOOOOOOO
Dauth: hehe
Chyros: ANYTHING BUT THAT
Dauth: muhahahahaa
Chyros: well that's nice
Chyros: you'd be useful for a change
Chyros:
Dauth: Don't make me phaselock your face off
Chyros: teh noes
Dauth: terrible
Dauth: isn't it?
Chyros: yes
Chyros: horrible
Dauth: good
Chyros: I'm shaking in my boots
Chyros: I quake with fear
Chyros: o please spare me thy wrath, master
Chyros: o terrible one, please don't cast your fury down upon me
Dauth: I can sing to you
Chyros: NOOOOOOO
Dauth: hehe
Chyros: ANYTHING BUT THAT
Dauth: muhahahahaa
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The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
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Posted 14 August 2014 - 23:00
*chokes on dust*
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Also, get on IRC to witness a wild Nem. :o
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(23:44:53) Nem: does one have a working ZH directory
(23:50:31) Bob: I believe I only have Vanilla Generals installed
(23:51:28) Nem: You're a horrible person
(23:51:45) Bob: That's what SHE said
(23:51:52) Bob: ... that date could have gone better.
(23:52:02) Nem:
(23:52:07) Bob: :(
(23:50:31) Bob: I believe I only have Vanilla Generals installed
(23:51:28) Nem: You're a horrible person
(23:51:45) Bob: That's what SHE said
(23:51:52) Bob: ... that date could have gone better.
(23:52:02) Nem:
(23:52:07) Bob: :(
Also, get on IRC to witness a wild Nem. :o
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Posted 14 August 2014 - 23:10
Bob, on 14 August 2014 - 23:00, said:
*chokes on dust*
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Also, get on IRC to witness a wild Nem. :o
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(23:44:53) Nem: does one have a working ZH directory
(23:50:31) Bob: I believe I only have Vanilla Generals installed
(23:51:28) Nem: You're a horrible person
(23:51:45) Bob: That's what SHE said
(23:51:52) Bob: ... that date could have gone better.
(23:52:02) Nem:
(23:52:07) Bob: :(
(23:50:31) Bob: I believe I only have Vanilla Generals installed
(23:51:28) Nem: You're a horrible person
(23:51:45) Bob: That's what SHE said
(23:51:52) Bob: ... that date could have gone better.
(23:52:02) Nem:
(23:52:07) Bob: :(
Also, get on IRC to witness a wild Nem. :o
Can I eat it?
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The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
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Posted 14 August 2014 - 23:19
... yes. 
Just log in, and then you can do just that.
Just log in, and then you can do just that.
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