216 replies to this topic

[Baal-Zebub]

Granted, but the Abrams was broken down due to a demo exercise for the Navy SEALs.

I wish for world domination.

[Sgt. Nuker]

Granted, but the world dominates YOU.


I wish I didn't have to go to college, and that I was deemed smart enough to get any kind of work I wanted.

Edited by Major Nuker, 19 April 2006 - 05:23.

[Baal-Zebub]

Granted, now you're a toilet cleaner

i wish TPAM would clean my toilet for free.

[Alias]

Granted, but he quits.

I wish for:

[Cryptkeeper]

granted but your taken to a asslum for being mental unfit to live in a world were people need brains

I wish ever thing happaned like i want it too.

Edited by cryptkeeper08, 19 April 2006 - 05:47.

[Baal-Zebub]

Granted, but guess what, you are not there to see them happen as you're struck by a lightning bolt from Zeus because he thinks you are too overpowered....

I wish I was born a year earlier

[Cryptkeeper]

granted but your born in world were everone abuses you

( hay i din't want that to happan oh well i din't wish it to be so lol)

I wish that i knew what i wanted to wish for

Edited by cryptkeeper08, 19 April 2006 - 05:55.

[Baal-Zebub]

Granted, but your mind exploded due to an excess of wishes.


I wish I had a Dreadnaught

[Blonde-Unknown]

Granted... but it steps on you and you never get toy use it

i wish for my new sniper rifle :camper:

[Cryptkeeper]

granted but it was mailed to the wrong address wich happaned to be your assiassin

i wish i was a ninja

[Blonde-Unknown]

Granted... but your a very load and slow ninja and get chased and stabed in the head



i wish fir my sniper rifle to be posted to me... not my as assiassin

[Alias]

Customs picks it up you get arrested XD
I wish for no brain

[Foxhound]

/offtopic/ this is...morbid.../offtopic/

[Prophet of the Pimps]

oh i wanna make a comment but it aint PG13 friendly.

[Blonde-Unknown]

Well im not 13... so got for it dude

[The_Hunter]

knowing pimp it's probably 18+ XD

[Blonde-Unknown]

LOL.. probly.... lets ask... how old do you have to be???? 45 most probz

Edited by Hpi-racer, 19 April 2006 - 15:37.

[Sgt. Nuker]

I wish people would get back to discussing this topic.

[Waris]

Wish granted, but not granted in fact.

I want water

[Baal-Zebub]

Granted, but it tastes like water...

I wish for a new Dreadnought which woundn't step on and squish me...

[AllStarZ]

Granted, but I jump in and blow you to hell with a 15 inch cannon.

I wish for... cheese. Really good French Brie cheese. That's not rotten. Or has anything harmful to me in it.

[BillyChaka]

You get it. It shoots you.

I wish I had a gun that couldn't shoot me, pistol whip me, or hurt ME in any way. A Five Seven. Now.

[Baal-Zebub]

Granted, but because it's so delicate it broke in your hands.



I wish for ShW 1.0 to release right now

[BillyChaka]

You get it, but it's full of bugs. And it's unfixable because the team is too busy working on .93! XD

I wish I could fly. But not too high. Maybe like, hover.

[Baal-Zebub]

Granted, but your head hit a low tree branch and your neck broke and you're paralised for life.


I wish for nothing