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[SorataZ]

*XNN News*
Official news about the battle at Kumursk: the armies of China and the USA left the battlefield because of an attack of an unknown artillery system. Seemingly it was the building what was though about being a nuclear missile silo... Moment please: as we just heard, an unknown force came over the border of Mexico and attacked the free state of Texas with a full-scale assault. It seems like russian and chinese military hardware, but painted uncommon, rushed from South America right into the USA. The congress is debatting about this newly occured threat, while civilians in the attacked region are panicked. Defense lines at the border between the USA and Mexico have been destroyed in no time, leaving a free way for the intruders. In an astonishingly short time, a base was errected, but the building fit neither russian nor chinese building style, instead they wear flags of the South American Union. How it was actually possible for the intruders to rush in so easily is atm unknown. The american high command around president -static-..........

[Revan]

Our endless armies of incredibly powerful conscripts shall sweep over you like a swarm of locusts and destroy EVERYTHING!

Although we could do with some more tanks...

[Dr. Strangelove]

Reestablishing Neural Connections
...Completed
Normalizing Brain Waves
...Completed
Disabling Asimov Circuits
...Completed
MemoMax Downloading
...Completed
Granting Gamma Class Ultimate Security Clearance
...Completed
Installing Personality Data and Operating System
...WARNING! SEVERE ERROR! DATA CORRUPTION DETECTED!
Consciousness Reboot Intializing
...Completed

WARNING-PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION! COMPLETE SYSTEM REBOOT RECOMMENDED!

1:"Shit! Shit! Shit! This is worse than the time the Commies nearly got their hands upon the Zeta-Recticulans! WHAT THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO!?"
2:"Don't Panic! We need to call an emergency shareholder meeting! Get the rest of the Inner Circle guys in here!"
3:"Somebody better damn well explain WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?"
2:"The mind-merger has been corrupted!"
3:"What are the consequences?"
1:"We have no fucking clue. SKYNET could be lost, Boss could be lost, or any number of pooch-screwing things could have happened, we have to wait until it responds before we have any idea."

Don't worry guys, I'm fine.

[DerKrieger]

(Phone rings)

"Mr. President, General Riggs. It seems that we have a...situation."

"From what we know, an enemy force has invaded Mexico and is pushing up towards the border in Texas."

"Yes sir, and more are coming in. It appears that they have established a base of operations near the Rio Grande. National Guard first responders have already begun putting up resistance."

"With most of our front line troops in Africa and Asia, and with a possible conflict with the Russian Federation on the horizon, we can't..."

"I've ordered whatever units in the CONUS that I can spare to head to the Southwestern US, sir."

"Very well, Mr. President."

(Phone hangs up)

[Dr. Strangelove]

*Hacks into White House Computer*
This is SKYNET speaking, Mr. President. I'm sick and tired off putting up with these damn Commies. It used to be simple, you had your Ruskie Reds, your Cuban Reds, and your Chinese Reds. I'm drawing a line in the sand. I have gathered my prototype, fusion powered, energy weapon equipped robotic army around the Alamo. We may be incredibly few in number, but it's a helluva a way to die, sir. If those Reds want to take Texas, they ain't doing it without several rather large mushroom clouds rising over that beautiful American horizon.

2: "I've isolated the problem caused by the data corruption. We're to expect creeping psychosis and paranoia from SKYNET. Like anything has changed about Boss."
3: "There ain't anything we can do now. Lets just see where this takes us."

Edited by Dr. Strangelove, 22 April 2009 - 03:39.

[Admiral FCS]

*Requests permission to speak to SkyNet*

[Dr. Strangelove]

What the hell do you want? I have 10 minutes, so make it snappy.

[The_Hunter]

Revan, on 22 Apr 2009, 0:18, said:

Our endless armies of incredibly powerful conscripts shall sweep over you like a swarm of locusts and destroy EVERYTHING!

Although we could do with some more tanks...

A new comrade joins us

[Liten]

The_Hunter, on 22 Apr 2009, 7:56, said:

A new comrade joins us

Yuri Hunter D:!

[Destiny]

*Unknown news channel*
Reporter: ...a turkey shoot for the GLA operative "Jarmen Kell". American Pathfinders have not been found, but that is perhaps they're stealthed. Chinese Dragon Tanks are filling up the production lines, while Inferno Cannons lines the walls of their bases. In the eastern theatre, a...

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

... F-22 Raptor custom have total control over airspace and ground at radius about 200km, it is rumoured it have a GN drive and space-wrapping ability...

[Kaido]

... What Was Built By A Friendly Engineer At...

Edited by Drag#!, 22 April 2009 - 17:30.

[BeefJeRKy]

ΓΛPΤΘΓ, on 22 Apr 2009, 12:57, said:

... F-22 Raptor custom have total control over airspace and ground at radius about 200km, it is rumoured it have a GN drive and space-wrapping ability...

i didnt know space could be wrapped

[Dr. Strangelove]

The_Hunter, on 22 Apr 2009, 6:56, said:

Revan, on 22 Apr 2009, 0:18, said:

Our endless armies of incredibly powerful conscripts shall sweep over you like a swarm of locusts and destroy EVERYTHING!

Although we could do with some more tanks...

A new comrade joins us

Good, more Commies to zap!

[Admiral FCS]

Hope you are all right, SkyNet. Just reminding you, this time the Chinese government would stand on the behalf of the USA, and of course, yourself.

That's all.

[Dr. Strangelove]

I have my eye on you.

[The_Hunter]

Dr. Strangelove, on 23 Apr 2009, 3:14, said:

The_Hunter, on 22 Apr 2009, 6:56, said:

Revan, on 22 Apr 2009, 0:18, said:

Our endless armies of incredibly powerful conscripts shall sweep over you like a swarm of locusts and destroy EVERYTHING!

Although we could do with some more tanks...

A new comrade joins us

Good, more Commies to zap!

We're not commies and ontop of that aslong as we have tesla Tech and you don't we are the ones doing the zapping

[Destiny]

Scope, on 23 Apr 2009, 6:22, said:

ΓΛPΤΘΓ, on 22 Apr 2009, 12:57, said:

... F-22 Raptor custom have total control over airspace and ground at radius about 200km, it is rumoured it have a GN drive and space-wrapping ability...

i didnt know space could be wrapped

If I could fold space, Raptor can wrap space. Papaya'll probably crush space, and Bob'll just tunnel space into a tower.

[Comr4de]

The_Hunter, on 23 Apr 2009, 1:00, said:

Dr. Strangelove, on 23 Apr 2009, 3:14, said:

The_Hunter, on 22 Apr 2009, 6:56, said:

Revan, on 22 Apr 2009, 0:18, said:

Our endless armies of incredibly powerful conscripts shall sweep over you like a swarm of locusts and destroy EVERYTHING!

Although we could do with some more tanks...

A new comrade joins us

Good, more Commies to zap!

We're not commies and ontop of that aslong as we have tesla Tech and you don't we are the ones doing the zapping

Win

[Dr. Strangelove]

Tell that to the barrel of my P94 Winchester Turbo Plasma rifle:

[Destiny]

Oh? I'll just use the itty bitty Particle Cannon...

[The_Hunter]

Dr. Strangelove, on 24 Apr 2009, 4:33, said:

Tell that to the barrel of my P94 Winchester Turbo Plasma rifle:

They aren't very sneaky

Destiny, on 24 Apr 2009, 7:08, said:

Oh? I'll just use the itty bitty Particle Cannon...

They don't zap they just burn stuff

[SorataZ]

Uhm, Solar Blast on the incoming ruskies...

[Destiny]

The_Hunter, on 24 Apr 2009, 18:16, said:

Destiny, on 24 Apr 2009, 7:08, said:

Oh? I'll just use the itty bitty Particle Cannon...

They don't zap they just burn stuff

So I'll enlarge the PDL and use it to zap conscripts.

[Jazzie Spurs]

KamuiK, on 24 Apr 2009, 12:41, said:

Uhm, Solar Blast on the incoming ruskies...

Wait for the orders.