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#276 SorataZ

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 11:36

*XNN News*
Official news about the battle at Kumursk: the armies of China and the USA left the battlefield because of an attack of an unknown artillery system. Seemingly it was the building what was though about being a nuclear missile silo... Moment please: as we just heard, an unknown force came over the border of Mexico and attacked the free state of Texas with a full-scale assault. It seems like russian and chinese military hardware, but painted uncommon, rushed from South America right into the USA. The congress is debatting about this newly occured threat, while civilians in the attacked region are panicked. Defense lines at the border between the USA and Mexico have been destroyed in no time, leaving a free way for the intruders. In an astonishingly short time, a base was errected, but the building fit neither russian nor chinese building style, instead they wear flags of the South American Union. How it was actually possible for the intruders to rush in so easily is atm unknown. The american high command around president -static-..........

#277 Revan

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 22:18

Our endless armies of incredibly powerful conscripts shall sweep over you like a swarm of locusts and destroy EVERYTHING!

Although we could do with some more tanks...
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Posted 22 April 2009 - 02:20

Reestablishing Neural Connections
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1:"Shit! Shit! Shit! This is worse than the time the Commies nearly got their hands upon the Zeta-Recticulans! WHAT THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO!?"
2:"Don't Panic! We need to call an emergency shareholder meeting! Get the rest of the Inner Circle guys in here!"
3:"Somebody better damn well explain WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?"
2:"The mind-merger has been corrupted!"
3:"What are the consequences?"
1:"We have no fucking clue. SKYNET could be lost, Boss could be lost, or any number of pooch-screwing things could have happened, we have to wait until it responds before we have any idea."

Don't worry guys, I'm fine.
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Posted 22 April 2009 - 03:13

(Phone rings)

"Mr. President, General Riggs. It seems that we have a...situation."

"From what we know, an enemy force has invaded Mexico and is pushing up towards the border in Texas."

"Yes sir, and more are coming in. It appears that they have established a base of operations near the Rio Grande. National Guard first responders have already begun putting up resistance."

"With most of our front line troops in Africa and Asia, and with a possible conflict with the Russian Federation on the horizon, we can't..."

"I've ordered whatever units in the CONUS that I can spare to head to the Southwestern US, sir."

"Very well, Mr. President."

(Phone hangs up)
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#280 Dr. Strangelove

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 03:26

*Hacks into White House Computer*
This is SKYNET speaking, Mr. President. I'm sick and tired off putting up with these damn Commies. It used to be simple, you had your Ruskie Reds, your Cuban Reds, and your Chinese Reds. I'm drawing a line in the sand. I have gathered my prototype, fusion powered, energy weapon equipped robotic army around the Alamo. We may be incredibly few in number, but it's a helluva a way to die, sir. If those Reds want to take Texas, they ain't doing it without several rather large mushroom clouds rising over that beautiful American horizon.

2: "I've isolated the problem caused by the data corruption. We're to expect creeping psychosis and paranoia from SKYNET. Like anything has changed about Boss."
3: "There ain't anything we can do now. Lets just see where this takes us."

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 03:40

*Requests permission to speak to SkyNet*

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 03:47

What the hell do you want? I have 10 minutes, so make it snappy.
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Posted 22 April 2009 - 05:56

View PostRevan, on 22 Apr 2009, 0:18, said:

Our endless armies of incredibly powerful conscripts shall sweep over you like a swarm of locusts and destroy EVERYTHING!

Although we could do with some more tanks...


A new comrade joins us :)
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#284 Liten

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 13:28

View PostThe_Hunter, on 22 Apr 2009, 7:56, said:

A new comrade joins us :)

Yuri Hunter D:!
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#285 Destiny

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 16:51

*Unknown news channel*
Reporter: ...a turkey shoot for the GLA operative "Jarmen Kell". American Pathfinders have not been found, but that is perhaps they're stealthed. Chinese Dragon Tanks are filling up the production lines, while Inferno Cannons lines the walls of their bases. In the eastern theatre, a...
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#286 ΓΛPTΘΓ

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 16:57

... F-22 Raptor custom have total control over airspace and ground at radius about 200km, it is rumoured it have a GN drive and space-wrapping ability...
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Posted 22 April 2009 - 17:26

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#288 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 22:22

View PostΓΛPΤΘΓ, on 22 Apr 2009, 12:57, said:

... F-22 Raptor custom have total control over airspace and ground at radius about 200km, it is rumoured it have a GN drive and space-wrapping ability...

i didnt know space could be wrapped :)
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#289 Dr. Strangelove

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 01:14

View PostThe_Hunter, on 22 Apr 2009, 6:56, said:

View PostRevan, on 22 Apr 2009, 0:18, said:

Our endless armies of incredibly powerful conscripts shall sweep over you like a swarm of locusts and destroy EVERYTHING!

Although we could do with some more tanks...


A new comrade joins us :)


Good, more Commies to zap!
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 01:17

Hope you are all right, SkyNet. Just reminding you, this time the Chinese government would stand on the behalf of the USA, and of course, yourself.

That's all.


#291 Dr. Strangelove

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 01:54

I have my eye on you.
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 06:00

View PostDr. Strangelove, on 23 Apr 2009, 3:14, said:

View PostThe_Hunter, on 22 Apr 2009, 6:56, said:

View PostRevan, on 22 Apr 2009, 0:18, said:

Our endless armies of incredibly powerful conscripts shall sweep over you like a swarm of locusts and destroy EVERYTHING!

Although we could do with some more tanks...


A new comrade joins us :xD:


Good, more Commies to zap!


We're not commies and ontop of that aslong as we have tesla Tech and you don't we are the ones doing the zapping :)
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#293 Destiny

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 06:56

View PostScope, on 23 Apr 2009, 6:22, said:

View PostΓΛPΤΘΓ, on 22 Apr 2009, 12:57, said:

... F-22 Raptor custom have total control over airspace and ground at radius about 200km, it is rumoured it have a GN drive and space-wrapping ability...

i didnt know space could be wrapped :)

If I could fold space, Raptor can wrap space. Papaya'll probably crush space, and Bob'll just tunnel space into a tower.
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 08:14

View PostThe_Hunter, on 23 Apr 2009, 1:00, said:

View PostDr. Strangelove, on 23 Apr 2009, 3:14, said:

View PostThe_Hunter, on 22 Apr 2009, 6:56, said:

View PostRevan, on 22 Apr 2009, 0:18, said:

Our endless armies of incredibly powerful conscripts shall sweep over you like a swarm of locusts and destroy EVERYTHING!

Although we could do with some more tanks...


A new comrade joins us :xD:


Good, more Commies to zap!


We're not commies and ontop of that aslong as we have tesla Tech and you don't we are the ones doing the zapping :)

Win :sly:

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#295 Dr. Strangelove

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 02:33

Tell that to the barrel of my P94 Winchester Turbo Plasma rifle:
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#296 Destiny

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 05:08

Oh? I'll just use the itty bitty Particle Cannon...:D
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#297 The_Hunter

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:16

View PostDr. Strangelove, on 24 Apr 2009, 4:33, said:

Tell that to the barrel of my P94 Winchester Turbo Plasma rifle:
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They aren't very sneaky :D

View PostDestiny, on 24 Apr 2009, 7:08, said:

Oh? I'll just use the itty bitty Particle Cannon...8|

They don't zap they just burn stuff :duh:
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#298 SorataZ

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:41

Uhm, Solar Blast on the incoming ruskies...

#299 Destiny

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 13:02

View PostThe_Hunter, on 24 Apr 2009, 18:16, said:

View PostDestiny, on 24 Apr 2009, 7:08, said:

Oh? I'll just use the itty bitty Particle Cannon... 8|

They don't zap they just burn stuff :D

So I'll enlarge the PDL and use it to zap conscripts. :duh:
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Posted 24 April 2009 - 15:30

View PostKamuiK, on 24 Apr 2009, 12:41, said:

Uhm, Solar Blast on the incoming ruskies...

Wait for the orders. :D

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