Let's bring Nooka to the UK!
Libains 28 Jul 2009
Simple enough, think of all the ways in which we can get Nooka to the UK. Legal, illegal, grey, anything works
If you do go legal, you are obligated to donate to the 'Bring Nooka to the Uk fund'
If you do go legal, you are obligated to donate to the 'Bring Nooka to the Uk fund'
Ion Cannon! 28 Jul 2009
Start a petition to increase the average IQ in the UK. We ship chavs and other useless human beings over to the US for slave labour and the like or as food for pets and in return intelligent individuals are shipped from the US to the UK.
Libains 28 Jul 2009
I'd just use the chavs as slave labour Ion, reap the rewards, then buy Nooka a first class ticket
Alias 28 Jul 2009
Ion Cannon! 28 Jul 2009
Post a suggestion or don't post at all, nice and simple and no +1ing.
Edited by Ion Cannon!, 28 July 2009 - 03:36.
Edited by Ion Cannon!, 28 July 2009 - 03:36.
CJ 28 Jul 2009
Ion Cannon!, on 28 Jul 2009, 4:09, said:
Start a petition to increase the average IQ in the UK. We ship chavs and other useless human beings over to the US for slave labour and the like or as food for pets and in return intelligent individuals are shipped from the US to the UK.
That would actually mean that all the UK population will have to leave
(jk of course )
Sgt. Nuker 28 Jul 2009
The US could use the labour force to replace those trying to cross the borders. At least those in the UK speak English.
Destiny 28 Jul 2009
You could attempt to Chronosphere him over there.
...with a Legionnaire suit, d'oh. Or we could all start messin' with the Customs and Regulations in Heathrow Airport and have MI6 spies start stalking us.
...with a Legionnaire suit, d'oh. Or we could all start messin' with the Customs and Regulations in Heathrow Airport and have MI6 spies start stalking us.
Wizard 28 Jul 2009
Ion Cannon!, on 28 Jul 2009, 4:09, said:
Start a petition to increase the average IQ in the UK. We ship chavs and other useless human beings over to the US for slave labour and the like or as food for pets and in return intelligent individuals are shipped from the US to the UK.
Better yet, we build a bridge, using all the chavs in the UK, to connect to the US. Then we he can drive over at his leisure.
Nid 28 Jul 2009
How about, using all the chavs in the UK, we built a boat to sail over to the US, and then sail back with Nooka on board.
RaiDK 28 Jul 2009
Launch him into the atmosphere on a rocket, wait for the earth to rotate to the suitable position, return to earth, profit.
Rai 28 Jul 2009
We could always use a big square-shaped box with holes, put Warboss Nooka inside with supply of food and water and stamp TO: UK on it.
General 28 Jul 2009
Nooka, you have the power to be anywhere, anytime ! All you need is just a little bit concentration on it, and you will be there, for sure there is possibility you will end up in wrong place on your first try ... I don't want to think about all those bad possibilities.
Destiny 28 Jul 2009
Orca Transports'll bug up and try to land on everything, like cars, CYs, Hover MLRSes...maybe a Nighthawk. It's radar invisible.
Sgt. Nuker 28 Jul 2009
Nidmeister, on 28 Jul 2009, 5:47, said:
Have we tried giving him a plane ticket over here, no return?
Throw in a permanent green card or citizenship papers and I'll be right there.
Wizard, on 28 Jul 2009, 5:58, said:
Better yet, we build a bridge, using all the chavs in the UK, to connect to the US. Then he can drive over at his leisure.
Now this idea I like. Got a Mini Cooper I could "borrow"?
Dutchygamer, on 28 Jul 2009, 12:43, said:
Only the RotR Hind is worthy enough for Comrade Nuker
A man after my own heart, but got sumfin in red?