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[n5p29]

180. People usually never lock their house, and letting you enter to pillage whatever you can.

EDIT: wrong number

Edited by n5p29, 25 January 2010 - 15:45.

[Pandut]

181: People don't care if you knock over their things, kick stuff around, and make a mess. But they will call the guards if you pick up a small scrap of paper.

[Pav:3d]

182. Ammunition is infinate! (as long as you wait a minute)

[BeefJeRKy]

183: Characters won't refer to you by your chosen name

[Camille]

184: when walking or running you will never ever skid, trip or bump into things resulting in you falling over. you will never fall over. if, however, you should fall from any height, it is only logical that you land with straightened legs in a perfectly upwards position.

185: you can sprint at full speed indefinitely as long as you pause for three or more seconds between each sprint.

186: BULLETS THE SIZE OF SMALL DRINKING BOTTLES WILL NOT DAMAGE YOUR BODY IN ANY WAY.

[cccdfern]

Bob, on 20 Jan 2010, 3:08, said:

97. Vehicles never run out of fuel

Operation flash point

187: Every area you are placed in has invisible walls which either prevent passage or kill you slowly

Edited by CCCD, 28 January 2010 - 05:10.

[Pandut]

188. Press X to not die.

[Foxhound]

189. Everything is capable of exploding. Everything.

[deltaepsilon]

190. THE SAS ARE SUPERHUMAN KILLING MACHINES

[Chyros]

191. When in doubt, explode .

[Wizard]

Chyros, on 29 Jan 2010, 13:26, said:

191. When in doubt, explode .

192. Don't let Chyros be in doubt

[Libains]

193. Don't play Chyros.

194. Anyone can set up a bomb. Anyone can disarm it. And shooting it doesn't blow it up.

[Wizard]

195. Killing people entitles you to better weapons, attachments and grants you the ability to call in air support or nuclear weapons

Edited by Wizard, 29 January 2010 - 13:47.

[Chyros]

Wizard, on 29 Jan 2010, 15:37, said:

Chyros, on 29 Jan 2010, 13:26, said:

191. When in doubt, explode .

192. Don't let Chyros be in doubt

AJ, on 29 Jan 2010, 15:41, said:

193. Don't play Chyros.

Heheheheh, built up a reputation have I?

196. The more the opposition calls you a "bloody bastard", the better you are doing.

Edited by AJ, 29 January 2010 - 13:57.

[Major Fuckup]

197. The lamb is not a lie!

Edited by AJ, 29 January 2010 - 13:57.

[Libains]

198. Nobody understands the concept of a 5 second fuse, it always takes at least a minute for the bomb to go off.

[Pandut]

199. Smacking someone on the back kills them instantly.

[Wizard]

200. Mutants and heretics fall before us

@ Liten, you're a pain, you fucked up the numbering. That took me ages to put the first post right

Edited by Wizard, 29 January 2010 - 22:45.

[Pandut]

201: Crouching renders you invisible to everyone else.

[Destiny]

202: Laser sights increase your weapon's accuracy

[deltaepsilon]

203. Shooting someone numerous times in the chest won't kill them if they are given a couple of seconds between each shot to recover. However, knifing someone in the leg will kill them instantly.

[Chyros]

204. Grenade launchers ALWAYS have two rounds.

[Camille]

205. you can carry and even run with multiple large and cumbersome weapons or rocket launchers on your body and in your hands but somehow, it is impossible to carry more than one or two small grenades.

[Chyros]

206. Carrying a rocket launcher on your back doesn't slow you down, but carrying it in your hands does.

[Jok3r]

Chyros, on 30 Jan 2010, 23:15, said:

206. Carrying a rocket launcher on your back doesn't slow you down, but carrying it in your hands does.

Actually, that ones kinda true. Ever tried running with a LAW as opposed to an assault rifle? It's much more difficult to run with the larger, more cumbersome weapon.

207. While you may have more than a dozen magazines in pouches on the front of your plate carrier, you can only use the two or three total.