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[Foxhound]

*dodges shoe*
*throws grenade at next poster*

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

grabs the grenade in mid air
puts it in RustyDroids pants
throws RustyDroids chunks at next poster

[Foxhound]

*resurrects self*
*launches nuke at bluntman*
*RustyDroid (Nuke) Bluntman*
*throws steak knife at next poster*

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

the radiation made me more powerful
gets a new power can never die and get older
shots :flakcannon: flak gun at next poster

Edited by Bluntman, 02 June 2006 - 17:12.

[DreadNot]

*gets hit with flak*
"ouch?"
*picks out every little piece of shrapnel then loads it into an old fashioned cannon and then throws the cannon at next poster*

[Moosy Crisp]

* turns cannon into restaurant style blender for no reason whatsoever*
Wow, blenders are boring
* Throws the dreaded Brazilian Snagglefish at next poster*

[DreadNot]

"aah you destroyed my cannon!"
*throws furniture at next poster*

[Foxhound]

*sells on EBay*
*buys Ireland*
*throws pot of gold at next poster*

[Moosy Crisp]

Oh noes, your gold gave my Snagglefish an allergic reaction! You shall die!
* Clips several clothespins on Rusty's eyelids*
w00t
* Releases millions of Eurasian Skanglewafflers out of a C-123 at next poster*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*relaxes in leather La-Z-Boy recliner, sips on iced-tea, and watches 60 in. plasma screen TV in nuclear fall-out shelter at the Skanglewafflers are released.*

*throws needle of E-boli virus into next poster*

[Moosy Crisp]

Nooooooooo me skanglewafflers! E- boli must be a mix between E- Coli and Ebola, so I will use Meth to kill them narsty thingys!
* Inject meth to save myself, but then forgets to throw anything due to a long arguement with my toaster about hippos*
Ooops, forgot, here you go
* staples headphones that play BeeJees music to the ears of the next poster*

[Foxhound]

OWWW!
*rips headphones off
*screams histerically*
*throws bloody headphones at Moosey*
*throws a gattling gun (with bayonet!) at next poster*

[SW_AF_GEN_RAWKS]

*gets stabbed by bayonet*
F*@#$#%#^$^$^%*%#$%$#$^#*%$%#%#%^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
walks over to the stunstick,med-kit and headcrab cage
*throws a stunstick and very bloody bayonet at Rusty*
*throws the headcrab at next poster*

Edited by SW_AF_GEN_RAWKS, 03 June 2006 - 15:16.

[DreadNot]

*Becomes zombie*
*rips out AFG brain*
*throws brains at next poster*

[SW_AF_GEN_RAWKS]

*jump-grabs brains*
*re-inserts into head*
*throws 2 anti-headcrab crowbars to Reaper and
the next poster*

[MLRS]

*matrix dodges them*
*toxic farts in general direction of next poster *

[SW_AF_GEN_RAWKS]

*puts on CP gas mask*
has any one seen meh shovel?
*throws the fallen crowbar to next
poster*


grammer edit

Edited by SW_AF_GEN_RAWKS, 03 June 2006 - 16:23.

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

uses crowbar to kill people Manhunt syle
kills Guynumber7
throws Guynumber7s brain(its very small)

[Hobbesy]

*Gets hit by brains.*
*wow a walnut!*
*throws Swedish butter knife at next poster*

[Foxhound]

*dodges knife*
*looks for something to trhow*
*picks up missile launcher* Hmmm...I dont remember where I got this
*throws shovel*

[SW_AF_GEN_RAWKS]

*catches shovel*
cool....hey....THIS IS MY SHOVEL!
*stores shovel in ye olde inventory*
*throws watermelon at next poster*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*catches watermelon and eats it.....YUM!!!*

*throws radioactive watermelon seeds at next poster*

[SW_AF_GEN_RAWKS]

*uses shovel to smack the seeds in direction of next poster*

[DreadNot]

Catches radioactive watermelon seeds while wearing biohazard suit.*
*plants them and watches the land turn into baren, useless land.*
*throws radioactive dust and next poster*

[retry_1]

lands on his feet
catches dust
snifs it
turns into giant hulk-like monster
throws water tower ant next poster