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[SW_AF_GEN_RAWKS]

*leaps outta the way*
*uses the gravity gun to sent it back*
*flings giant circluar saw to next poster*
**note:DO NOT TRY TO CATCH WITH HANDS
OR ANYTHING ELSE.

[Foxhound]

*catches saw blade with grav gun*
*"throws" it at next poster*

[SW_AF_GEN_RAWKS]

"punt" it actually.
*destroys the saw with a pulse 'orb' thingy*
*Supercharges the grav gun[firmly secured in meh mitts]*
*drags RustyDroid across the room*
*relives him of his 'stolen' grav gun*
*punts Rusty in to next poster*


*stores other grav gun in inventory guarded by antlions and striders *

[DreadNot]

*kicks Rusty into goal*
w00t!
*throws a bottle of gatorade at next poster*

[Foxhound]

*catches, throws back*
*grabs shotgun*
*kills SW_AF_GEN*
*throws SW's body to next poster*

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

grabs body takes it to my secret base
does experiments
its alive its alive
makes it a mindless slave
sends SW to kill RustyDroid
throws RustyDroids dead mutilated body :nurse:

[DreadNot]

*does the same thing, only the experiment goes wrong and Rusty explodes*
"Oops..."
*throws chunks of bloody body parts next poster*

(P.S. nothing against you Rusty, all just fun and games)

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

gets chunks
grabs ducktape and an extetion cord
makes rusty back to life
gets SW and RUSTY
makes zombie fights dvd
makes 100000000000$
gives 100000000$ to next poster

[Moosy Crisp]

* slathers money in napalm and uses it to light me dope cigar*
PH34R l\/lY 5l\/l0K1l\lG 5K1LLZ !
* shoots 30 improvised poison frog darts, 22 1\2 chihuahua livers and Henry Winkler covered in bees at next poster*

[Foxhound]

*dodges*
*glomps random people*
*throws hunting knife at next poster*

[DreadNot]

*catches hunting knife between two fingers*
*carves wooden spear and throws both the knife and the spear at next poster*

[Sic]

*takes the wooden spear and knife and hunts*
*gets a Burrafkha Shukhan Crab*
*changes name to crispy and gives crispy to the next poster*

[MOABMAN]

*shoot down w/ paitriot missile system*
*robs m1a2w/bft from army*
*drives over next poster with tank*

[Foxhound]

ow...
*calls in B-52 to bomb the crap out of james*
*throws M1 parts to next poster*

[Sic]

*salvages parts to become... SUPERSIC*
*throws a happy birthday candle to next poster*

[Foxhound]

um...ok...

*catches candle*
*throws away*
*throws a katana at next poster*

[Sic]

*takes katana and cuts the next posters hand*
*gives the hand to next poster*

[DreadNot]

*takes my hand back*
*reattaches*
*throws nerf guns at next poster*

[Sic]

*takes nerf gun*
"hey what's a nerf gun"
*passes nerf gun to next poster , waiting for an explanation*

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

Takes nerf gun
Tells him that a nerf gun is a toy gun that shoots foam tiped bullets
Turns toy nerf gun and turns it into a anti tank rifle
Shots next poster

[Sic]

*bullet passes by his head*
"Friggens what was that"
*sends a thankyou letter to bluntman*
*throws a crappy holiday poster to the next poster*

[MOABMAN]

*redirects holiday poster to shredder*
*trows shredder at Gen.s1c.'s head*
*shoots down b-52*
*throws bombs from b-52 at next poster*

[MOABMAN]

*claims next post muhahahaha*
*takes out my partice cannon and fries bluntman for not taking out Gen.s1c*
*takes bombs trows them in the trash for some unlucky trash man*
*drives the cvn (Aircraft carrier) 76 into next posters coastside home with him in it*
"bye"

[Jordan]

*Uses gravity generator to launch carrier into orbit*
*Destroys carrier with nuclear missile*
*Destroys next poster with nuclear missile*

[Mathias]

*Catches nuclear blast with magnetic thingamajingy*
*Nullifies energy*
*Throws thingy at next poster*