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[Jordan]

*Catches thingy to discover it is a suitcase filled with one trillion dollars*
*Buys out everything*
*Throws a razor-sharp, un-magnetic, all sides sharp, un-gravity-blaster-or-any-other-shenanigan-able, ball at next poster.

[Short Stuff]

"Wow Creative..." Says Short Stuff
*Ducks*
*Lets the item thrown by jordan hit the next poster*

[Moosy Crisp]

*surgically replaces Jordan's liver with ball thing*
yoink
* sells liver on Black market for some mulah*
*buys an Arabian SnargWangler*
*unleashes it unto the next unfortunate poster*

[MOABMAN]

*attches snagwangler to spaceshuttle*
*take aircraft carrier parts and drop them on mossy crisps head(60 tons of pain)*
*uses enitre fleet (200) of raptors armed w/ nukes to obliterate next poster (un-destroyable sheild on raptors)

[Sic]

*hides with osama bin laden*
*50 planes are sent to james50000000 and hit*
*gives a BM nuke to next poster*

[amazin]

*gladly accepts nuke after checking that its not armed or rigged*

*arms nuke*

*throws it to next poster with explode on impact fuse*

[Moosy Crisp]

* chucks a hammer at it*
It was just an old RV crapper tank with a biohazard sticker slapped on it!
* Launches a man-eating lamprey at next poster*

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

does the matrix on the lamprey
catches it
feeds it Gen.s1c
throws digested Gen.s1c

[Sic]

*wakes up from dream*
*thinks*
*gives thoughts to next poster*

[amazin]

*uses thoughts as a weapon to starve world hunger (odd but oh well)*

*throws all of world hunger at next poster*

[Jordan]

*Hides the hunger in a glass jar*
*Throws the essence of throwing at next poster*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*catches "essence of throwing" and markets it to the world, making mucho mounds of cash*

*throws surplus money to next poster*

[Jordan]

*Buys out Microsoft*
*Throws new desktop PC with oversized desk at next poster.

[Sgt. Nuker]

*catches new PC and deskon a trampoline to avoid damaging new toy*

*gives TPAM a new car for giving me a new PC*

*throws old computer at another poster instead of Jordan*

[Jordan]

*Waits for computer to hit someone*
*Throws a nuclear missile at next poster other than Major Nuker EDIT: *

Edited by Jordan, 12 June 2006 - 01:49.

[Sgt. Nuker]

*puts on welder's glasses to watch "fireworks"*

*Throws extra pair of welder's glasses at next poster*

[Jordan]

*Still waits for nuke and old computer to hit*
*Gets a bag of popcorn*
*Throws another bag of popcorn at next poster*

*Remembers to put in the last asterisk this time*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Catches bag of popcorn and puts it in a huge bowl*

*throws butter at next poster*


*laughs at TPAM's last line in post*

[Jordan]

*Puts butter on popcorn*
*Still waiting*
*Throws butter at next poster*

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

catches buttery popcorn and eats it while watching the show
omg the nuke misses and hits Jordan
laughs as Jordan runs and yells out in pain while on fire the pc finshes him off
throws jordans hand(its sure is hairy)

Edited by Bluntman, 12 June 2006 - 02:29.

[retry_1]

catches hand
uses to gain entry to bank vault
steals money.throws blank check at next poster

[Waris]

*Catches blank cheque*
*Use it to buy a new HD*
*Throws HD to next person*

[Foxhound]

*takes HD*
*throws O&M book at next poster*

[DreadNot]

*grabs book*
Hmmm...
*sells on ebay making money*
*throws moldy sandwich at next poster*

[Mathias]

*grabs sandwich*
*eats it*
*throws up at next poster*