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[Sgt. Nuker]

*crushes computer and mouse under treads of my mighty Devastator tank*

*"throws" thermo-nuclear salvo at next poster*

[amazin]

*runs in circles cussing at top of lungs*
*prays that i will survive*
*a sunbeam goes over my exact position and shells land everywhere but where i am*
*shouts "Im alive!!!!"*
*thinks to self i have to end this post somewhere*
*throws a piece of unstable Plutonium at next poster*

[Hobbesy]

*Puts on anti-radioactive suit*
*Dodges plutnium and watches as it detonates in distance*
*Throws an Xbox 360 at next poster*

[Orange Society]

*catches it and install it*

*admires the splendor grahpics*

*throw PlayStation3 brochues to next poster*

Edited by OrangeSociety, 15 June 2006 - 04:44.

[Sic]

*looks in brochures after catching them*
*eats brochures and then gives a LED to next poster*

[Hobbesy]

*Ohh pretty lights*
*Watches pretty lights annd throws copy of all O&M comics at next poster*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*hops in Artemia pattern Hellhound and torches all incoming O&M comics :dance: *

*throws air burst Napalm at next poster*

[Sic]

*Farts and makes a bit firestorm in the forum*
*Wakes up from dream and sweats in a big can and gives the can with sweat acid to next poster*

(Shit i'm running out of ideas )

[Orange Society]

*Spit on the can of sweat and splash it on Gen.s1c*
*Kinapped Gen.s1c and hang him above a tiger cage*
*Gen.s1c wet his pants*
*throw his wet pants to next poster*

(no offense)

Edited by OrangeSociety, 16 June 2006 - 16:57.

[Foxhound]

*dodges*
*throws knife at next poster*

[amazin]

*finds knife-shooting (as in it can shoot knives out of the air) shotgun from last round of throwing game*
*shoots knife*
*throws knife shards at next poster*

[MOABMAN]

*stuff misses flies into the trash*
*strap dachamp into indistuctible centrifuge*(the thing that spins around in space training)
*creates own private mint who ever figures out the password gets$100000000000*
*i watch as next poster gets shot in the foot by my almighty tank*

Edited by james50000000, 17 June 2006 - 02:53.

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

u miss the shot
gets mad
pulls out davy crokett nuke
shots james50000000
a big mushroom cloud
throws james50000000 dead radioactive body

[Foxhound]

*dodges body*
*throws chainsaw to next poster*

[MOABMAN]

a tank with explosive shells is isn't really likely to miss and if it does you still taken out expesialy since i watched you die
*takes and throws chainsaw in the trash*
*get's back to normal*
*give rustydroid mint pasword*
*uses a-10 to kill bluntman*
*throws money at next poster*
p.s. blutman you're already dead too a post or two back i fried you with my particle cannon

Edited by james50000000, 17 June 2006 - 15:26.

[Sic]

*catches money*
*gives a donation to "the anti-death in the throwing game topic" foundation*
*gets a "the anti-death in the throwing game topic" foundation poster*
*gives poster to next poster*

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

comes back a day walker vampire
gets an anti death potion from the poster phone number
finds james50000000
tortures him cuts off his finger
with my super vampire strenght i throw james50000000 in the sky and shots him with flak gun :flakcannon:
throws finger

Edited by Bluntman, 17 June 2006 - 21:33.

[amazin]

*feeds finger to a cannibal*
*throws hungry cannibal at next poster*

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

omg the canibal is a zombie
gives it the cure for zombieisim a point blank shotgun blast
throws brains

[Whitey]

Catches brains in jar and adds to the collection
Throws empty space

[Soul]

*Empty space missess cuz it's empty space*
*Throws a slavo of missles at next poster*

Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 18 June 2006 - 04:45.

[SW_AF_GEN_RAWKS]

doges missles
GO! ANTLIONS GO!!!!!
100,000,000 antlion scuttle to next poster

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Drives in Thrax's uber toxin tractor to fumigate and kill the little ant lions*

*Throws leaking tank of toxins at next poster*

[fjsgdfsdjgbsgkjfg]

gets toxin tank
mixes toxins with nuke warheads
shots a radiactive toxic shell at next poster

[Sgt. Nuker]

*catches shell and sniffs it....ahhh, I love the smell of death in the morning *

*makes more shells of radiation/toxin mix*

*loads shells in double-barreled Siege Artillery*

*"throws" volley of 5 toxin/radiation shells at next poster*