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OMG! War at Wal-Mart!


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#576 Netshark the Shockwave Shark

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 15:12

Breaks out through a water pipe, travel through a series of mazes, struggle through the air ducts, and bust out, landing into the canned goods section, hoping for a delecious feast.
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#577 Nuke General

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 15:14

I crawl to the science department and make a clone of my past functional self and transfer my brain into it.

NUke Generals back in action!!
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#578 Netshark the Shockwave Shark

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 15:52

Devours every single canned good, from canned tuna to canned luncheon meat, from Heinz Bake Beans to Heinz Canned Pudding...nothing is left.
Feel free to add me to your Msn list. I have like only, 15 contacts. My address is anthrax_dragoon_lord@hotmail.com. My password is 92-wait I'm not supposed to say this out.[/b]

#579 Nuke General

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 18:29

Good for you :drunk:
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#580 Soul

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 21:46

*Starts building up large amounts of energy for some reason*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#581 DreadNot

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 21:58

*grants Nuke General immunity from death by cell phone for giving my hand back*
* cuts netshark into little pieces with his Wal Mart made scythe*
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#582 Soul

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 22:26

*Continues to building up energy*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 22:51

*snores*

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#584 Soul

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 22:52

*Still building up energy*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#585 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 23:29

* hits Nuke Gen over the head with a folding chair*
*takes his wallet and shits in it*
*gives it back*
There you go, you butthole.
*throws a small lamb at netshark, hoping for something cool to happen*
*eats every type of pill in the store*
*continues to pwn the n00bs who use apaches in Wal-Mart*

#586 Soul

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 23:32

*Almost done building up enegry*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 23:33

*snores*

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#588 Alie

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 23:36

* throws a puppy covered in cheese and chocolate at netshark to see something cool happen*
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#589 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 23:36

* clogs OMEGA's nostrils with fish sticks*
* clobbers Forgotten about the head with a table leg for stupid energy shit*

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 23:37

*snores the fishsticks out*
*continues snoring*

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#591 Soul

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 23:38

*Just about have enough energy built up*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 23:39

*snores*

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#593 Alie

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 23:42

*throws a puppy dripping with blood and chocolate at netshark hoping something cool would happen*
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Posted 13 July 2006 - 23:43

*snores*

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#595 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 23:45

* a homeless guy snatches the puppy*
* beats him up and makes him eat lint*
* chucks charcoal in Reaper's face*
* throws egg sandwich at OMEGA for snoring*

#596 AllStarZ

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 23:53

*goes up to Jermies and shoves a 10 foot pole into his mouth and gets it stuck there*

*goes back to mattress store*

*ZZZZZ*

#597 Soul

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 23:55

*Finshes building up energy*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

#598 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 13 July 2006 - 23:56

Nuke Gen, you can continue to beat me over the head with a lead pipe, but it'll do you no good. Oh, and I forgot to mention, I feel no pain, I give it!!

*Bashes Nuke Gen's lights out with a 20 lbs. sledge hammer* (yes, it was you that I bashed and not some silly replacement)

*Walks away from Nuke Gen and goes to play a peaceful co-op game of SoCom with Wolf in the video game aisle*
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#599 AllStarZ

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Posted 14 July 2006 - 00:01

*goes to walmart*

*detonates the firecrackers in the game console*

*goes back to the mattress store*

#600 Soul

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Posted 14 July 2006 - 00:03

"Ya all this enegry built up now to release it but when?"
*Sits down and waits*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.



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