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Netshark the Shockwave Shark's Photo Netshark the Shockwave Shark 13 Jul 2006

Breaks out through a water pipe, travel through a series of mazes, struggle through the air ducts, and bust out, landing into the canned goods section, hoping for a delecious feast.
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Nuke General's Photo Nuke General 13 Jul 2006

I crawl to the science department and make a clone of my past functional self and transfer my brain into it.

NUke Generals back in action!!
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Netshark the Shockwave Shark's Photo Netshark the Shockwave Shark 13 Jul 2006

Devours every single canned good, from canned tuna to canned luncheon meat, from Heinz Bake Beans to Heinz Canned Pudding...nothing is left.
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Nuke General's Photo Nuke General 13 Jul 2006

Good for you :drunk:
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Soul's Photo Soul 13 Jul 2006

*Starts building up large amounts of energy for some reason*
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DreadNot's Photo DreadNot 13 Jul 2006

*grants Nuke General immunity from death by cell phone for giving my hand back*
* cuts netshark into little pieces with his Wal Mart made scythe*
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Soul's Photo Soul 13 Jul 2006

*Continues to building up energy*
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Alias's Photo Alias 13 Jul 2006

*snores*
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Soul's Photo Soul 13 Jul 2006

*Still building up energy*
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Moosy Crisp's Photo Moosy Crisp 13 Jul 2006

* hits Nuke Gen over the head with a folding chair*
*takes his wallet and shits in it*
*gives it back*
There you go, you butthole.
*throws a small lamb at netshark, hoping for something cool to happen*
*eats every type of pill in the store*
*continues to pwn the n00bs who use apaches in Wal-Mart*
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Soul's Photo Soul 13 Jul 2006

*Almost done building up enegry*
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Alias's Photo Alias 13 Jul 2006

*snores*
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Alie's Photo Alie 13 Jul 2006

* throws a puppy covered in cheese and chocolate at netshark to see something cool happen*
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Moosy Crisp's Photo Moosy Crisp 13 Jul 2006

* clogs OMEGA's nostrils with fish sticks*
* clobbers Forgotten about the head with a table leg for stupid energy shit*
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Alias's Photo Alias 13 Jul 2006

*snores the fishsticks out*
*continues snoring*
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Soul's Photo Soul 13 Jul 2006

*Just about have enough energy built up*
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Alias's Photo Alias 13 Jul 2006

*snores*
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Alie's Photo Alie 13 Jul 2006

*throws a puppy dripping with blood and chocolate at netshark hoping something cool would happen*
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Alias's Photo Alias 13 Jul 2006

*snores*
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Moosy Crisp's Photo Moosy Crisp 13 Jul 2006

* a homeless guy snatches the puppy*
* beats him up and makes him eat lint*
* chucks charcoal in Reaper's face*
* throws egg sandwich at OMEGA for snoring*
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AllStarZ's Photo AllStarZ 13 Jul 2006

*goes up to Jermies and shoves a 10 foot pole into his mouth and gets it stuck there*

*goes back to mattress store*

*ZZZZZ*
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Soul's Photo Soul 13 Jul 2006

*Finshes building up energy*
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Sgt. Nuker's Photo Sgt. Nuker 13 Jul 2006

Nuke Gen, you can continue to beat me over the head with a lead pipe, but it'll do you no good. Oh, and I forgot to mention, I feel no pain, I give it!!

*Bashes Nuke Gen's lights out with a 20 lbs. sledge hammer* (yes, it was you that I bashed and not some silly replacement)

*Walks away from Nuke Gen and goes to play a peaceful co-op game of SoCom with Wolf in the video game aisle*
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AllStarZ's Photo AllStarZ 14 Jul 2006

*goes to walmart*

*detonates the firecrackers in the game console*

*goes back to the mattress store*
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Soul's Photo Soul 14 Jul 2006

"Ya all this enegry built up now to release it but when?"
*Sits down and waits*
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