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#701 Alias

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Posted 15 July 2006 - 23:50

*snores*

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#702 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 01:08

* puts tape over Omega's nose, forcing him to breathe through his mouth*
there we go
* Rounds up all Wal-Mart shoppers and makes them swim laps in Netshark's tank*

#703 Nuke General

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 01:36

Heals omeaga and goes after allstarz with uzi and knee caps him, that'll teach ya to shoot omega!

Edited by Nuke General, 16 July 2006 - 01:42.

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#704 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 01:39

Hey! You were the guy who stole my french toast! I oughta...
* gets into brawl with Nuke Gen*
Give me my french toast back!

#705 Nuke General

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 01:41

ok, ok i don't want no trouble, *gives him back french toast*
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#706 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 01:48

Yes, my french toast!
* hugs the french toast and eats it shortly after*
I wonder how the shoppers are fairing in the shark tank....
* takes quick glance over my shoulder*
Oh........

#707 retry_1

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 01:56

sets off a nuke
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oops
my bad

Edited by CrimsonWolf, 16 July 2006 - 01:58.

Sig and avy by yours truly
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#708 Nuke General

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 01:59

:P This walmart is bomb proof
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Posted 16 July 2006 - 02:39

*snores*

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#710 Moosy Crisp

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 02:41

Oh well. If you can't beat them, just throw them out of the Wal-Mart.
* chucks Omega out of the Wal-Mart*
Shame on you Wolf, for trying to blow up this place with a device you cannot readily find in such places as this.
* chucks corn flakes in his eyes*

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 02:42

*snores*

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#712 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 03:11

View PostCrimsonWolf, on 15 Jul 2006, 21:56, said:

sets off a nuke
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oops
my bad


You should be ashamed to even call that a "nuke". I wouldn't even call that a sneeze. In fact, I'm choking for words to describe it really. Wolf, take no real offense to what I just said. Well, you know why I said it :P :little: :P .

Hey Moosy, wanna have a swimming race in Netshark's pool? First one to not get eaten wins?
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#713 Soul

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 03:28

*Pokes Omega :pokes: *
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Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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#714 Netshark the Shockwave Shark

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 04:38

''Mmmm...burp. I helped the world once again in their population crisis. Now to get out and have some fun.''

Crawls out off tank and seeks excitement.

Edited by Netshark the Shockwave Shark, 16 July 2006 - 04:38.

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#715 Soul

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 04:40

"That's it"
*Puts Netshark in a robotic water resistant anti-rust suit so he can get around on land easyer*
"There we go what do you think?"
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 04:49

*Sends fleet of Albatross to bombard the Walmart*

#717 DreadNot

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 05:16

*gives Netshark a 200 horse power motor for extra speed*
"just to add some difficulty for the race."
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Posted 16 July 2006 - 05:35

"I almost forgot"
*Upgrades netsharks suit with some weapons for defencive reasons*
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View PostInsomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:

Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 06:20

*snores*

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#720 Netshark the Shockwave Shark

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 08:12

''I feel so loved.''

Starts looking for magical gold inside Wal-Mart. Suddenly, Lepricons started appearing and attacking everyone like Zerglings.
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Posted 16 July 2006 - 12:23

*snores*

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#722 Nuke General

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 18:25

Oh NO, Hienays are attacking, Stand back netshark *draws uzi*
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#723 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 18:27

Ummm..........the race hasn't even started yet, and already Netshark's getting all the luvin'...................I feel so alone................... :P

Ah screw it, everyone knows a shark always catches its prey :P :little: .
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Posted 16 July 2006 - 20:00

shit i can't read 8 pages after being gone for 10 days. :P


*looks around* *farts*

Edited by Guynumber7, 16 July 2006 - 20:00.

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 20:21

Goes to Auto Section and sends a parade of wheels to run over everyone!

Edited by tictac, 16 July 2006 - 20:23.




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