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#251 Balougahfitz

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Posted 22 September 2005 - 21:30

*Humvee teleports in*

"ALRIGHT LETS HAVE SOME FUN!"

Women nearby " Alright shugah!"

*they get into the humvee*

*Humvee teleports out*
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#252 nexus1689

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Posted 23 September 2005 - 02:45

Emporer teleports in

:I AM THE OVERLORD TANK

:CHINNK : GATTLING CANNON IS READY

:THEY ARE NOTHING

then overlord targets the humvee and shoots off two rounds and unleases a gattling fire and the humvee is destroyed the is told to guard against anyone who comes near it and go after and rockteers
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#253 Jazz Man

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Posted 23 September 2005 - 12:52

(( Dam it, Teleporting is my Idea. Don't fucking rip it off, use your brains..))

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Posted 23 September 2005 - 16:16

*teleports in* *whacks jazz man in the face with a hammer* *teleports out* (haha i ripped it off)

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Posted 23 September 2005 - 16:17

/disable teleport
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#256 nexus1689

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Posted 23 September 2005 - 17:44

awwruin the fun airlifts in more overlords muhahaha send them out in groups of four to annialate everyone except my allies
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#257 moab_there_butt

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Posted 24 September 2005 - 17:17

*pops in out of no were and is wearing a master cheif halo suit....*

you are all my bishii's!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!111

*throws a man eating rabit at nexus*

muhahahahahaha

*calls jeebus on his celliphone and asks him to get a sniper rifel and help me pick off a couple of the newbs :D *

me and jeebus are gunna blast your A**!

*forest gump runs in and throws a grenade at randome peaple and runs away and keeps running untile he reaches california... and then runs back to florida... then newyork... and all over again...*

RUN FOREST RUN!!!!!
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#258 Jazz Man

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Posted 24 September 2005 - 21:41

*Somewhere in the future near his teleport o matic, Jazz prepares for another past jump to place nextus pants..

Console follows

Teleport to September 2005 at a random wal mat battlefield
Unable... "Teleport Disabled in this year"


" . . . . " "Ok Plan B," *Gets on his Cell phone and calls KOMBAT WOMBAT... On a secret mission to destroy the stick rabbit, and retreave the backup teleporter hack so he can get on with his quest...

(( You Must Watch this Video to continue my story, I though id try this )) (( DO NOT RANDOMLY ATTACK, CUS YOU DOn'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GONNA HAPPEN ))

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#259 Carnage King

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Posted 25 September 2005 - 02:17

Builds a time machine to go to the future, and as combat wombat's phone rings, Carnage King silently runs up to combat wombat and activates lightsaber and slices combat wombat into a 100,000 million billion trillion zillion pieces, ha, take that, then runs up to Jazz man and uses force choke on him, swings Jazz man around and around and around and around and around and around and around, then throws him at ceiling, and catches him with another force choke, then throws him onto the ground while still in force choke, then runs up to him and slices his head off, and cuts him into 100,000 million billion trillion zillion pieces, then runs back in the time machine and goes back to the past, then runs off to find someone to stealthily kill

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#260 moab_there_butt

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Posted 25 September 2005 - 03:05

*takes binoculers and trains his sight on jeebus...*
ok he is hiding in the clouds over the wal-mart battle field... looks like his sniper rifel is trained on... Carnage King... no way can jeebus make a tricky head shot like that...

*BANG!!!*

w00t jeebus got a headshot for me :D thank you jeebus :D

*calls jeebus on cellphone*
meet me in the toy section so i can give you the stinger missle launcher k.

*runs to toy section and walks past the millions of pecies of jazz man laying everywear...*

now were is jeebus?
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#261 Carnage King

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Posted 25 September 2005 - 04:33

moab_there_butt, on Sep 25 2005, 12:35 PM, said:

*takes binoculers and trains his sight on jeebus...*
ok he is hiding in the clouds over the wal-mart battle field... looks like his sniper rifel is trained on... Carnage King... no way can jeebus make a tricky head shot like that...

*BANG!!!*

w00t jeebus got a headshot for me :D thank you jeebus :D

*calls jeebus on cellphone*
meet me in the toy section so i can give you the stinger missle launcher k.

*runs to toy section and walks past the millions of pecies of jazz man laying everywear...*

now were is jeebus?

umm, did you read the first post?

Quote from Deathstrike, first post:

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Welcome to Wal-Mart! From now on the ever-so peaceful hypermarket is BATTLEFIELD!!

*locks the guns department*, no cheating :D


NO GUNS!!! NO guns can be used, duh

but, for now...
deflects Jeebus's bullet and it flies back to him, feel the power of hell!
Jeebus's body falls out of the sky, and lands on moab, Jeebus's big body squishes him and a huge shockwavehits everybody else except for my allies

Edited by Carnage King, 25 September 2005 - 04:36.


#262 Jazz Man

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Posted 25 September 2005 - 04:39

Carnage King, on Sep 25 2005, 02:17 AM, said:

as combat wombat's phone rings, Carnage King silently runs up to combat wombat and activates lightsaber and slices combat wombat into a 100,000 million billion trillion zillion pieces, ha, take that, then runs up to Jazz man and uses force choke on him, swings Jazz man around and around and around and around and around and around and around, then throws him at ceiling, and catches him with another force choke, then throws him onto the ground while still in force choke, then runs up to him and slices his head off, and cuts him into 100,000 million billion trillion zillion pieces, then runs off to find someone else to stealthily kill

How can you kill me in the future... if your in the past and "Teleport" is disabled?

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Posted 25 September 2005 - 04:45

Jazz Man, on Sep 25 2005, 04:39 AM, said:

Carnage King, on Sep 25 2005, 02:17 AM, said:

as combat wombat's phone rings, Carnage King silently runs up to combat wombat and activates lightsaber and slices combat wombat into a 100,000 million billion trillion zillion pieces, ha, take that, then runs up to Jazz man and uses force choke on him, swings Jazz man around and around and around and around and around and around and around, then throws him at ceiling, and catches him with another force choke, then throws him onto the ground while still in force choke, then runs up to him and slices his head off, and cuts him into 100,000 million billion trillion zillion pieces, then runs off to find someone else to stealthily kill

How can you kill me in the future... if your in the past and "Teleport" is disabled?

i dont know he just enjoys makeing no sense :D *grabs a sniper rifle and aims for the cheater moab*

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Posted 25 September 2005 - 08:18

u cant use sniper either renegade) then walks up to moab and slpas him acroos the face and hangs a u have been defeated sign on his chest then that old lady that banged cookie comes back and drags moab off to the workers lounge
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#265 renegade

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Posted 25 September 2005 - 19:35

dang i cant? oh well... *drops the sniper rifle and grabs a chair and uses it to bash moabs head in*

Edited by renegade, 25 September 2005 - 19:35.


#266 nexus1689

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Posted 25 September 2005 - 22:57

nice old fashioned technology
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#267 moab_there_butt

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Posted 25 September 2005 - 23:36

*prays to GOD for help...*

*GOD launches huge lightning bolts at carnege king and renegade and kills them both*

w00t thank you god

hay i found a randomly placed time warp macheine... looks like its set to... do not alow time travel in year 2005. i think i will change that to... alow time travel in 2005.
*transports jazz man to same time as moab*
uberness is upon you...


i think i will degread carnege king now...
*places "you are property of moab_there_butt" sign on carnege king.*

*jeebus runs in and slaps carnege king in his face and says "u r my bishii!!!!!!!" and goes back to heaven*

muhahahaha
*uses time macheine to go back to the past and unlock the gun room.*

*smacks deathstrike in the face and prevents him from locking up the guns and takes his axe away... then he chops him up :) and goes back to 2005*

W00T gun room is now unlocked :) and is no longer cheating :) messing with time is fun :)

if deathstrike isnt there to lock the gunroom then there is nothing keeping me from my aka's :)

Edited by moab_there_butt, 25 September 2005 - 23:39.

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#268 nexus1689

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 04:17

firstly wal mart dosent sell ak's secondly ur being blasphemous and for that god has deemed that u shall have bad luck and that u will be butt raped by the devil. ...Forever
Also he has declared that his holy son will not allow u to travel back in time and has forever locked time travel ...such is the word of god (no offense meant to the real god)
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#269 Jazz Man

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 19:17

*Slaps moab_there_butt*
*And Hits Reset on his teleporter*
*Gose back to the future.

#270 Iamnotamoose

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 20:04

/disable teleport
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#271 moab_there_butt

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 02:46

nexus your not god... you cant speak for him... (god is awsome like that)

*slaps nexus in the face*

*throws bannas at jazz man and nails him in the face before he leaves*

*finds a hammer and smashes nexus head in :) *
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#272 Eva

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 06:17

God can fuck himself. Pulls out a mechine gun and kills nexus and moab there butts!

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 18:45

*telepathically locks gun dept.*

Yeah, that sucks, doesn't it? Mod powers rule the world! :)
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#274 renegade

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 06:43

*grabs a chainsaw in the gardening department and runs affter moab*

#275 nexus1689

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Posted 29 September 2005 - 02:16

god heard eva and also condems her to eternal but raping and moab god speaks to me so shut the hell up ( could also be that weird drink from last night???) w/e and he calls shiva to cosmically bitch slap u (have u ever been cosmically bitch slapped by a six armed goddess also goes after eva) take that
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