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[Searge]

*looks for enemies with the scope of the ovie*

[LCPL Carrow]

*Hits ammo compartment door switch with knee*
*Pulls the pin on one of the rounds, causing the spring-loaded round to pop out*
*Swivels around and rams round into breech with closed fist*
*The breech slams shut*
*Pulls charging lever on gun*
*shouts "UP!!" notifying everyone that the gun is loaded and good to go in all respects*
*Puts Top Gun Anthem on intercom, blasting it throughout the tank*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Tells Carrow to patch "Danger Zone" Through to the Propaganda tower*

*Tells everyone to hang on...the fusion motor's got some serious yank*

*pushes both levers foward causing tank to lurch forward*

*Tells Carrow to lock turret in place*

[Dauth]

*despairs as noone has made a Kelly's Heros reference*

*Asks nuker if he learnt to drive*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*No worries, I can drive*

*Puts tank throughits paces to prove that fact*

[Sic]

*Mounts bunker on the tank*
*Gets ready to kick melt some ass*

[Searge]

*enemy spotted*
*informs fellow tankcrew members about enemy*

(Who shall I choose as enemy, I know FoxHound, he didn't get into the ovie so he can play the enemy )

[Dauth]

*Moves Nuker*

*shows him how its done, including running down several GATSO cameras*

*Hands control back to Nuker*

*Asks Sic if he can toast some bread for me*

[Sic]

*Tells Dauth that if he toasts bread it will not be able to be eaten for some years.

[Searge]

Sic, on 1 Feb 2007, 19:09, said:

*Tells Dauth that if he toasts bread it will not be able to be eaten for some years.

LOL Nuked bread

*Asks Major Nuker if he can stop in front of the local supermarket so that I can buy some chips and lemonade for everyone (if they want)*

[Sic]

*Asks Damage XL to bring Lemon Vodka with himself too*

[Dauth]

*Bring beer*

*no beer for driver, sorry nuker*

[Soul]

*Runs like a bat outta hell towards Nuker's ovie*

*Jumps and gets in the bunker on Nuker's ovie*

*Pulls out Mini-Nuke Missile Launcher and loads 4 small tactical nuclear missiles into it*

"Forgotten here armed and ready!"

Edited by Forgotten_Soul, 01 February 2007 - 19:23.

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Thanks Dauth for "driving lesson"*

*Drifts Overlord around corner*

"not bad for a tank, huh?"

*goes by local supermarket*

"wait, where can I par.....oh DUH!! We're in an Ovie....anywhere I darn well please ^^. You got 5 minutes Damage, GO GO GO!"

*waits for Damage to get back in*

[LCPL Carrow]

*Says "Sorry, Major, I'm just the loader, the gunner has to lock the turret"*
*Patches Danger Zone through to the propaganda tower*
*Rocks out waiting for chips and lemonade*

[Searge]

*Jumps out of ovie*

*runs toward supermarket and enters*

*Buy's Lots of Chips, Lemonde, Lemon wodka and ofcourse Beer*

*Runs back to the Ovie*

*Takes gun out to cover myself while I'm loading all The Food and Drinks in the Ovie*

*jumps in Ovie and gives Major Nuker A signal that where clear to go*

[Dauth]

*Finishes beer*

*Starts looking for saline drip to beat hangover*

*wonders if this tank is a veteran and can heal me*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Asks for chips and lemonade*

*hold onto your drinks boys*

*Backs up Ovie, turns and pushes levers forward*

*Appoints Dauth as loader*

*tells Dauth to lock the turret*

*Storms down highway in Ovie*

*Tells Dauth he's been playing too much Generals and there's a prop tower on top *

Edited by Major Nuker, 01 February 2007 - 21:39.

[Dauth]

*Dauth is hungover, having large explosions by him may redecorate the inside of the tank*

*mmm paracetamol*

*Locks down turret*

*Pms nuker about top gear*

[Searge]

*mans the scope again*

*sees lots of traffic on the Highway*

*Asks Major nuker if he likes the Idea to make some car-pancakes*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Pushes levers farther forward*

"POWAH!!!"

*Laughs an evil sadistic laugh as Ovie crushes puny autos*

[Dauth]

*Directs Nuker to run over some CHAVs*

*Gives Nuker dictionary on English slang with CHAVs marked*

*Starts picking out targets for the crew to anhilate*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Tells Dauth I know what Chav means*

*approves chosen target*

*tells Dauth to unlock turret*

*tells Carrow to get ready to load shells*

*FIRE!!!*

[Foxhound]

*Flys over in a B-52 and, mistakenly thinking the ovie is an enemy, drops an FAB on it*

*Yells "bombs away bitches!" still not realizing what he's doing*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Watches as FAB explodes some 2 miles away on an imposter Ovie*

*Gets off highway onto exit ramp crushing an old chevy pickup and a Geo Metro in the process*

*Shouts "SORRY!" out of the propaganda speakers*

*Tells Carrow to load the HE shells*

*Instructs Dauth to fire upon the intersection traffic lights*

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww!!!!