Actions thread
#351
Posted 02 February 2007 - 01:08
* crashes Geo Metro into Nuker's Ovie*
Dammit.
* kicks out ovie taillights*
#352
Posted 02 February 2007 - 01:36
*Orders traffic lights to be fired upon*
*Rolls straight through intersection*
*Bangs a hard right turn*
*Roars down rural street*
"Boys, fire at anything that moves"
#353
Posted 02 February 2007 - 01:40
"Damit, not again!!!"
*wonders where everyone went*
*pulls out sat-link device*
*finds where all the action is via satalite*
*notices a path of destruction*
"WTF happened here?"
*gets in drivers seat of humvie*
*drives around looking for everyone*
#354
Posted 02 February 2007 - 02:11
*Activates special becon on Sonic's GPS so he can catch up to us*
*Aims Mini-Nuke Missile Launcher with an evil sadistic look on my face*
*I then ask Major Nuker"Just tell me what to shoot Major sir."*
Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:
I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.
#355
Posted 02 February 2007 - 03:21
"We'll leave a path of destruction wide enough for him to follow"
*Tells Forgotten to NOT fire the mini nuke.........again*
*Slows Ovie down to a crawl.....so more damage can be done*
Edited by Major Nuker, 02 February 2007 - 04:40.
#356
Posted 02 February 2007 - 03:24
*gun fires*
*reloads*
*"UP!!!"*
*gun fires*
*reloads*
*"UP!!!"*
0311 Rifleman
"Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"
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#357
Posted 02 February 2007 - 03:46
*Puts away Mini-Nuke Missile Launcher and deactivates becon*
*Mounts a gattling cannon on nuker's ovie and begins to operate it*
Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:
I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.
#358
Posted 02 February 2007 - 04:42
*pushes levers farther forward*
Let's blow this popsicle stand
*romps through people's backyards*
#360
Posted 02 February 2007 - 13:33
*fiddles with gearbox*
*gives nuker another 10mph*
*fits attachment to collect depleted fuel for small arms muntions*
*uses ebay to buy 2 gatt guns and starts feeding in depleted rounds*
*finds that sodding B52 and rips it out of the sky*
*gets nuker to go psycho by feeding him blue smarties*
#361
Posted 02 February 2007 - 13:58
*Thanks Dauth for smarties (me likey blue ones ^^ )*
*Tells Dauth.....there's still a nuke in the sky*
*Listens to wonderful hum of gats*
*Thinks to self "My nuke ovie has been converted into a nuke Emperor*
#362
Posted 02 February 2007 - 14:12
*nuker go faster*
*rigs up a net between both barrels*
*speech that if we do this no1 will know and if we fail no one will care*
*tells Nuker to catch the nuke*
*locks turret and turns on internal air purifier and supply*
*sits back and watches show*
#363
Posted 02 February 2007 - 15:30
*Takes a portable Railgun out of the box*
*Tells Nuker to go to the rich people's houses so that I can practice my targeting on those nice porche's they have there*
Edited by Damage XL, 02 February 2007 - 15:30.
#364
Posted 02 February 2007 - 17:18
*Tells Dauth to reinforce the net as the rate of fall has exceeded the maximum rate to which the current net is rated*
*Says "I'm giving 'er all she's got"*
*Makes a valiant effort to catch the nuke*
*Notices a small red button labeled "Use only in emergency*
*Notifies crew that we'll either blow up OR go faster than something this big should ever go*
*Presses said button*
*Hangs on for dear life*
#366
Posted 02 February 2007 - 17:24
*Looks at speedometer and notices it says 90 mph*
*Looks at Dauth and asks "Is it supposed to go this fast?"*
#367
Posted 02 February 2007 - 17:48
*picks lock on turret*
*Opens tank climbs out on front*
*dances to saturday night fever on the right barrel*
*dances to the macerenna on the left*
*re-enforces net with Nuker inc. TM, tactical nuke catcher*
*Tells Damage to wipe those badly made German penis extensions off the map, Audis are better*
*climbs back inside*
*locks turret and puts away lock picks*
*goes back to seat*
#368
Posted 02 February 2007 - 18:33
*Over rides Dauth's command to blow up Porsches, stick to the Hondas and BMW's*
*Tells Dauth "locking the turret" doesn't mean actually locking it (It just means make it so the turret turns with the tank, not independently)*
#369
Posted 02 February 2007 - 19:35
*cocks .45 and threatens to shoot anyone who so much as scratches a BMW*
*Puts the "time is running out" song from RA2 on the Propaganda tower. After all, Gentlemen, it's a nuclear device*
*Goes to MOPP-5 NBC protection*
*lowcrawls on narrow catwalk in the very bottom of the tank in the storage area, gets a point-defence laser from his pack, hands it to Dauth and says, "install this"*
Edited by LCPL Carrow, 02 February 2007 - 19:48.
0311 Rifleman
"Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"
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#370
Posted 02 February 2007 - 20:06
*Asks Nuker if he leave the hatch unlocked on a tank doing 90 mph?*
*reminds nuker all moving parts get too hot*
*puts gatt on prius alert*
*installs pdl*
*asks Carrow for an adapter for US tech to Chinese tank*
#371
Posted 02 February 2007 - 20:10
*Fires at A parked honda*
(beam goes through Honda and the BMW thats parked behind it and the porche that was behind the BMW and the audi that was parked behind the Porche)
*watches the 4 cars go skyhigh*
*puts Railgun back in box*
Edited by Damage XL, 02 February 2007 - 20:10.
#372
Posted 02 February 2007 - 20:53
*Fires Tungsten shell, boring a giant hole through the overlord, causing the overloaded nuclear reactors to explode and send the overlord flying 500 feet in the air*
*Uses ECM wave to send the tactical nuke into the nuke overlord*
*Nuke obliterates the rest of the overlord and crew*
*THAT WAS MY PORSCHE!*
#373
Posted 02 February 2007 - 21:04
*That was my pride and joy of a tank*
*Finds the tungsten shell*
*uses shell to pefrom major surgery on the basilisk*
*kicks ass and chews bubble gum*
#374
Posted 02 February 2007 - 21:21
*Continues operating the Gattling Cannon I monuted on Major Nuker's now Nuclear Emperor Overlord*
Insomniac!, on 16 Sep 2008, 20:12, said:
I've been given a Bob coin from Mr. Bob, a life time supply of cookies from Blonde-Unknown, some Internet Chocolate from the Full Throttle mod team, and some Assorted Weapons from Høbbesy.
#375
Posted 02 February 2007 - 21:32
*5 Bomb Trucks get crushed, causing 5 tanks to fly in the air, and start a chain reaction engulfing all 10 tanks*
*Everything is obliterated*
*Drives away in a Quad Cannon*
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