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[Sgt. Nuker]

*Asks Dauth if we can swing round and pick up Carrow*

*Pours a tankard of hot Rum (to chase away the cold and the sorrow) and offers it to Carrow*

[Alias]

*Cheers*
*Gets out some spirits from the pantry*

[Foxhound]

*Asks Nuker if his Pina Colada is ever going to run out*

*Builds his very own Pelican dropship*

[LCPL Carrow]

*Politely declines the rum since I don't drink, but thanks Nuker for the thought*
*Goes back to luau and tries to have fun again*
*Gives up and goes home*
*Goes back to school*
*Logs off the forums and resumes working on his research paper*

[Sgt. Nuker]

"No sense in letting the rum go to waste"

*Makes Spicy Rum cake for everyone*

*Goes and chills in the Kremlin*

Edited by Major Nuker, 05 February 2007 - 14:42.

[Sic]

*Reminds Nuker of his typo*
*Eats cake*
"Thanks"

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Thanks Sic for the typo awareness*

*Gives him keys to a brand new tank*

*Comes out of Kremlin with yet another Pina Colada and sits on the beach*

[Sic]

*Makes face expression to *

*Gets into the tank and starts bumping on hills*

*How I like suspension on units*

"PH33R MY TUSKZ"

[Searge]

*Sell's Villa*

*buy's a Titan from the money*

*flies around in Titan*

[Dauth]

*Returns boat to beach*

*Builds tv antenna*

*watches tv whlie lazing on beach*

[LCPL Carrow]

*continues working on research paper*
*rejoices that it's the last period of the day*
*realizes that I hafta go to work after school*
*sighs despondently*

[Foxhound]

*Offers Nuker a ride in the Pelican to see the view*

*Asks Nuker why he's drinking so many Pina Coladas*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Tells Foxhound that they're non-alcoholic, since they're virgin and that I like the taste of coconut*

*Politely declines ride in Pelican as I have a Black Shark*

*Offers Fox a ride in the Black Shark instead*

[Searge]

Offers Fox and Nuker a ride in my Titan*

[Dauth]

*Find sentinal tank*

*starts wandering around europe*

[LCPL Carrow]

*talks to girl and everything's strait now*
*despairs that he hasn't gotten a recruiting referral by tomorrow, and won't be able to get one by then*

[Short Stuff]

*Walks up to major nuker*
*gives a manly hug*
*asks about his acting possibility*
*wonders if he got it*

[Soul]

*Wander's aimlessly around europe*

[Sgt. Nuker]

@Short Stuff:

*Tells Short Stuff no luck so far*

*Notices Dauth's TV was left on and sits down to watch it*

*Wishes Carrow luck*

[Dauth]

*picks up FS in tank*

*invades France for somewhere to put a beach hut*

*rests*

[Short Stuff]

*Feels bad for nuker*

[Searge]

*Crashes Titan into Dauth's beach hut*

"beach hut collapses"

*tells Dauth not to worry coz it was french quality so it wouldn't have stand there for long anyway*

*takes Dauth to a nice villa on the mountains in spain with a nice view over the clear blue ocean*

*say's to Dauth he can use everything in the villa*

*sits down on couch and watches TV*

[Sgt. Nuker]

*Tells Damage not to bust on the French (even though it's so easy, but we do have a Frenchman on the board)*

*Tells Short Stuff not to worry, there's always next time*

*Decides that maybe a backpack trip through Europe may not be such a bad thing after all*

*Gets in de-armed Black Shark and flies to Rammstein airbase*

*Ambles through Germany*

[Moosy Crisp]

This thread needs moar action.

* Killer bees swarm the party, followed by a pack of rabid badgers*
* kicks everyone at the party in the shins in order to avoid animals*
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[Soul]

*Thanks Dauth for the ride and gets off to wander on foot somemore*