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[Destiny]

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[TheDR]

:O!

[General]

Chyros, on 11 October 2013 - 12:22, said:

Alias, on 11 October 2013 - 12:11, said:

Chyros, on 11 October 2013 - 12:03, said:

Back in the Netherlands for my dad's birthday . I'll be back in England on Tuesday.

You travelled 50 kilometres, bravo!

50 kilometres is far D: .

We walk that distance everyday! not.

[Destiny]

Some people do

[Chyros]

Liten, on 11 October 2013 - 12:35, said:

Chyros, on 11 October 2013 - 12:22, said:

Alias, on 11 October 2013 - 12:11, said:

Chyros, on 11 October 2013 - 12:03, said:

Back in the Netherlands for my dad's birthday . I'll be back in England on Tuesday.

You travelled 50 kilometres, bravo!

50 kilometres is far D: .

Couldn't you like, walk to the shores of England and wave to your dad and wish him a Happy Birthday?

I don't do "walking", and Utrecht is not a coastal city D; . Besides, everything outside of cycling distance is too far to be feasibly and easily traversed.

Krieger22, on 11 October 2013 - 14:30, said:

Chyros, on 11 October 2013 - 12:03, said:

Back in the Netherlands for my dad's birthday . I'll be back in England on Tuesday.

Krieger22, on 11 October 2013 - 09:39, said:

Eurocorp t-shirts: Now I'm just getting bored...

?! where?! .

Nowhere, actually, hence my suggesting that I was really bored. I'd buy one if it existed just to confuse my schoolmates though

I'd buy one .

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Lucky star!

[Destiny]

Try again.

[CJ]

Destiny, on 11 October 2013 - 14:03, said:

I don't know where everyone is

You just need to know they're in Britland, that's enough.
Nobody expects a human to know about other planets such as the UK and Ozland.

[Destiny]

CJ, on 11 October 2013 - 21:24, said:

Destiny, on 11 October 2013 - 14:03, said:

I don't know where everyone is

You just need to know they're in Britland, that's enough. Nobody expects a human to know about other planets such as the UK and Ozland.

Well, no one can tell the front from the back or the left from the right when it comes to the smaller-than-a-city-backwater solar system called Singapore because we're so small it doesn't matter

[General]

CJ, on 11 October 2013 - 21:24, said:

Destiny, on 11 October 2013 - 14:03, said:

I don't know where everyone is

You just need to know they're in Britland, that's enough.
Nobody expects a human to know about other planets such as the UK and Ozland.

Actually Britain could be a pretty sweet country if only weather was more predictable!

[Alias]

Britland with better weather, food and women is Ozland.

[General]

Alias, on 12 October 2013 - 06:54, said:

Britland with better even worse weather, food and women is Ozland.

Phixd. And, are there women in Straya? I thought blokes over there were reproducing with binary fission

Edited by General, 12 October 2013 - 07:33.

[Chyros]

Alias, on 12 October 2013 - 06:54, said:

Britland with better weather, food and women is Ozland.

And with worse internet, horrible wildlife, trucks instead of cars and less-sophisticated people .

[CJ]

The weather in Britland is the only good point I can think of for the country.
But then again I'm biased cause I hate the sun.

[Chyros]

The accents! Don't forget about the accents!!

[General]

CJ, on 12 October 2013 - 09:03, said:

The weather in Britland is the only good point I can think of for the country.
But then again I'm biased cause I hate the sun.

What kind of creature dares to hate the sun? BURN HIM!

[Destiny]

Chyros, on 12 October 2013 - 08:59, said:

Alias, on 12 October 2013 - 06:54, said:

Britland with better weather, food and women is Ozland.

And with worse internet, horrible wildlife, trucks instead of cars and less-sophisticated people .

Do they swim in beer too?

[General]

Destiny, on 12 October 2013 - 11:43, said:

Chyros, on 12 October 2013 - 08:59, said:

Alias, on 12 October 2013 - 06:54, said:

Britland with better weather, food and women is Ozland.

And with worse internet, horrible wildlife, trucks instead of cars and less-sophisticated people .

Do they swim in beer too?

The beer runs in their veins!

[Destiny]

General, on 12 October 2013 - 12:30, said:

Destiny, on 12 October 2013 - 11:43, said:

Chyros, on 12 October 2013 - 08:59, said:

Alias, on 12 October 2013 - 06:54, said:

Britland with better weather, food and women is Ozland.

And with worse internet, horrible wildlife, trucks instead of cars and less-sophisticated people .

Do they swim in beer too?

The beer runs in their veins!

Fuckup's ute runs on beer-fuel compound, Alias's tap dispenses beer and when you cut a kangaroo's pouch, a bottle of beer falls out!?

[General]

Destiny, on 12 October 2013 - 12:32, said:

General, on 12 October 2013 - 12:30, said:

Destiny, on 12 October 2013 - 11:43, said:

Chyros, on 12 October 2013 - 08:59, said:

Alias, on 12 October 2013 - 06:54, said:

Britland with better weather, food and women is Ozland.

And with worse internet, horrible wildlife, trucks instead of cars and less-sophisticated people .

Do they swim in beer too?

The beer runs in their veins!

Fuckup's ute runs on beer-fuel compound, Alias's tap dispenses beer and when you cut a kangaroo's pouch, a bottle of beer falls out!?

You got that right! Beeritain

[Destiny]

General, on 12 October 2013 - 12:38, said:

Destiny, on 12 October 2013 - 12:32, said:

General, on 12 October 2013 - 12:30, said:

Destiny, on 12 October 2013 - 11:43, said:

Chyros, on 12 October 2013 - 08:59, said:

Alias, on 12 October 2013 - 06:54, said:

Britland with better weather, food and women is Ozland.

And with worse internet, horrible wildlife, trucks instead of cars and less-sophisticated people .

Do they swim in beer too?

The beer runs in their veins!

Fuckup's ute runs on beer-fuel compound, Alias's tap dispenses beer and when you cut a kangaroo's pouch, a bottle of beer falls out!?

You got that right! Beeritain

Imagine, a town of 25% Brits, 25% Russians, 25% Australians and 25% Americans.

[General]

Destiny, on 12 October 2013 - 12:58, said:

General, on 12 October 2013 - 12:38, said:

Destiny, on 12 October 2013 - 12:32, said:

General, on 12 October 2013 - 12:30, said:

Destiny, on 12 October 2013 - 11:43, said:

Chyros, on 12 October 2013 - 08:59, said:

Alias, on 12 October 2013 - 06:54, said:

Britland with better weather, food and women is Ozland.

And with worse internet, horrible wildlife, trucks instead of cars and less-sophisticated people .

Do they swim in beer too?

The beer runs in their veins!

Fuckup's ute runs on beer-fuel compound, Alias's tap dispenses beer and when you cut a kangaroo's pouch, a bottle of beer falls out!?

You got that right! Beeritain

Imagine, a town of 25% Brits, 25% Russians, 25% Australians and 25% Americans.

A good target for a nuclear attack, getting rid of all of them at once will be awesome!

[Destiny]

General, on 12 October 2013 - 13:03, said:

Destiny, on 12 October 2013 - 12:58, said:

General, on 12 October 2013 - 12:38, said:

Destiny, on 12 October 2013 - 12:32, said:

General, on 12 October 2013 - 12:30, said:

Destiny, on 12 October 2013 - 11:43, said:

Chyros, on 12 October 2013 - 08:59, said:

Alias, on 12 October 2013 - 06:54, said:

Britland with better weather, food and women is Ozland.

And with worse internet, horrible wildlife, trucks instead of cars and less-sophisticated people .

Do they swim in beer too?

The beer runs in their veins!

Fuckup's ute runs on beer-fuel compound, Alias's tap dispenses beer and when you cut a kangaroo's pouch, a bottle of beer falls out!?

You got that right! Beeritain

Imagine, a town of 25% Brits, 25% Russians, 25% Australians and 25% Americans.

A good target for a nuclear attack, getting rid of all of them at once will be awesome!

I think you'd have to deal with the American people's guns, the Russians and their wackiness, the Brits and their stereotypes and the Aussie's...well, Aussieness before you could even launch that missile

[TheDR]

Yeah!

[Krieger22]

All of the gargle blasters?