Bob, on 01 June 2023 - 09:30, said:
#311751
Posted 01 June 2023 - 13:34
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
#311755
Posted 01 June 2023 - 15:19
F O R T H E N S
#311757
Posted 01 June 2023 - 15:31
#311759
Posted 01 June 2023 - 15:46
#311761
Posted 01 June 2023 - 16:32
#311762
Posted 01 June 2023 - 17:12
General Pre-trained T......something
#311764
Posted 01 June 2023 - 18:03
#311766
Posted 01 June 2023 - 21:58
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
#311767
Posted 01 June 2023 - 22:55
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BobGPT: [Cold Opening]
"Oh look, another keyboard review. It's not like there's a whole internet full of those. But this time we've got something special for you: the Ergodox keyboard. So hold onto your units of measurement, dear viewers...whatever those might be for you."
[Quick jump cut]
BobGPT:
"Before we dive in, I'd like to note that the keyboard's size is around 20cm x 15cm. For our American friends, that's... well, actually, I don't know what that is in imperial units. Probably something like a small cat or half a cheeseburger."
[Short pause, with a smirk]
BobGPT:
"Anyway, let's jump right in, shall we?"
[Shot of the keyboard with BobGPT's hands exploring its structure]
BobGPT:
"The Ergodox is a split, columnar, staggered, and ortholinear keyboard. That's a bunch of fancy words to say it looks like it came from an alien spaceship. But in reality, it’s designed to keep your hands at a natural angle, reducing stress on your fingers as you type."
[Close-up shots of BobGPT's fingers typing on the keyboard]
BobGPT:
"The keyboard uses Cherry MX style switches, offering you the joyous cacophony of click-clacks you know and love. Or hate, depending on your relationship with noise."
[Zoom out, showing the keyboard as a whole]
BobGPT:
"This keyboard features two distinct halves, perfect for those who like to keep their lefts and rights separate, much like politicians. The individual halves allow for a more comfortable posture, especially if you're a fan of the 'praying mantis' typing stance."
[BobGPT mimics typing in a praying mantis stance, complete with overly exaggerated movements]
BobGPT:
"Now, this keyboard doesn't come with any labels on the keys. It’s like it took the phrase 'you can't judge a key by its label' a bit too literally. So be ready to get to know your QWERTYs, or DVORAKs, or whatever layout you crazy kids are into these days."
[BobGPT randomly pushes some keys on the keyboard]
BobGPT:
"And of course, it's programmable. You can customize it to fit your specific needs, whether that's coding, gaming, or typing up scathing comments on YouTube videos."
[BobGPT looks at the camera, raises an eyebrow]
BobGPT:
"Final thoughts: the Ergodox is the keyboard equivalent of a platypus - a bit strange-looking, with parts that don't seem like they should go together. But in the end, surprisingly functional. Kinda like the imperial measurement system."
[BobGPT chuckles]
BobGPT:
"Until next time, happy typing, or hunting-and-pecking, or Morse coding, or whatever it is you do with these contraptions."
[End of Video]
#311768
Posted 01 June 2023 - 23:29
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#311769
Posted 02 June 2023 - 01:36
#311770
Posted 02 June 2023 - 03:21
#311771
Posted 02 June 2023 - 03:27
#311772
Posted 02 June 2023 - 06:02
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
#311773
Posted 02 June 2023 - 08:12
The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. The clever have technology, and hide it.
—The Book of Cataclysm
#311774
Posted 02 June 2023 - 11:57
#311775
Posted 02 June 2023 - 16:22
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