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[Chyros]

No post today, the cow has run away.

[Liten]

I'm selling these fine leather jackets.

[Chyros]

Again you plague our path toward ultimate wisdom. Again your cursed mind and stolen technology return. You were thought to be destroyed in your last battle with our god, Zinglon. However, I see that some twisted destiny permits you to live.

I cannot.

[Liten]

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

[Chyros]

Now, look, Trent Hawkins, I am sick and tired of you blowing our Z-29
Central Defense Ship to bits!

Take your stupid war somewhere else and stop destroying our defense fleet!

I don't care if your family WAS killed down here!
If you ever return to Savara, I'm going to call out a planetary alert and
send the entire sector after your ship!

So, GO AWAY!

[General]

Chyros, on 15 July 2017 - 14:09, said:

Now, look, Trent Hawkins, I am sick and tired of you blowing our Z-29
Central Defense Ship to bits!

Take your stupid war somewhere else and stop destroying our defense fleet!

I don't care if your family WAS killed down here!
If you ever return to Savara, I'm going to call out a planetary alert and
send the entire sector after your ship!

So, GO AWAY!

His response:

k.

[Chyros]

WOW.

[General]

Thumbnail image explains everything!

[Liten]

This is real life. Just a reminder.

[General]

Yes and that video is made in real life. Unicorns are rare, wish i could see one...

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Oh surre.

[TheDR]

Bob broke!

[Destiny]

Bobroke!?

[General]

Bob is Brock?

[Liten]

[Destiny]

Huh

[Chyros]

That was awful.

[Liten]

We're Jagdpanzer goddammit.

And we hate you.

[TheDR]

Oh!

[Liten]

Forty-four thousand posts!

[General]

BULLSHIT!

[Liten]

I know Turkey is, but what am I?

[Chyros]

You're a deformed marshmallow.

[TheDR]

:(

[Destiny]

Pioneers here!