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[Chyros]

TheDR, on 05 January 2024 - 17:43, said:

Slightly Wonky Keyroast, on 05 January 2024 - 15:45, said:

General, on 05 January 2024 - 15:19, said:

One of the fun ones yes.

UNACCEPTABLEEEEEE

Guardians of the Galaxy is a fantastic sci-fi film. I wouldn't really call it a superhero film if that makes it more interesting. Fantastic 80s soundtrack too.

I have watched it as it was recommended to me as one of the more accessible ones in the genre. However, it just didn't make any sense to me, I had no idea what they were on about .

[TheDR]

It's not on about anything

[General]

YOUR KEYBOARDS doesn't make sense

[Destiny]

wats

[TheDR]

This looks cool, I love the artstyle.

[Chyros]

Oo

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Wibble wobble jelly on a plate.

[TheDR]

Whipping boy.

[General]

I will whip your boy in a minute

[Destiny]

whip out my

[General]

Lets not whip our

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

Huh?

[TheDR]

Buh.

[Chyros]

General, I need a proper Turkish swearing sentence. Something substantial and preferably exotic. I need to add to my collection of foreign swearing sentences.

Just to give you an idea, some examples from other languages translate to:
-Pull a cunt over your head and act like a pilot
-Your mother sucks animal cock for money
-Magnetic Mary in a valley of iron cocks
-Did you forget whose dick you're sucking?
-Satans fucking hobo pussy, fucking fucking cockwhorechild drown in smegma you fucking whore-fuck

Go .

Anyone else who has some good foreign swearing sentences, please chip in too .

[General]

I don't really curse much so i dont know ^^'

- I wish God took my life right now so i could go and fuck your dead relatives
- I will fuck you in such a way that you will travel by standing in an empty bus

You can take this Finnish accent though (doesn't speak after 2 minute mark)

[Chyros]

General, on 07 January 2024 - 05:39, said:

I don't really curse much so i dont know ^^'

Yeah that's what the last Turk I asked said too .

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- I wish God took my life right now so i could go and fuck your dead relatives
- I will fuck you in such a way that you will travel by standing in an empty bus

Awesome, can you put down the original Turkish? I swear in the original languages .

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You can take this Finnish accent though (doesn't speak after 2 minute mark)

I love that channel "wat da faaaak"

[General]

Slightly Wonky Keyroast, on 07 January 2024 - 10:55, said:

Awesome, can you put down the original Turkish? I swear in the original languages .

You won't be able to spell it

- Keşke Allah canımı şu an alsada gidip ölmüş yakınlarını siksem!
- Seni öyle bir sikerimki boş otobüste ayakta gidersin!

Edited by General, 07 January 2024 - 11:27.

[Chyros]

General, on 07 January 2024 - 11:25, said:

Slightly Wonky Keyroast, on 07 January 2024 - 10:55, said:

Awesome, can you put down the original Turkish? I swear in the original languages .

You won't be able to spell it

- Keşke Allah canımı şu an alsada gidip ölmüş yakınlarını siksem!
- Seni öyle bir sikerimki boş otobüste ayakta gidersin!

Don't need to spell it, just say it. That said, I think you'd be surprised . I like languages. Thanks! Those are some quality swears .

Edited by Slightly Wonky Keyroast, 07 January 2024 - 12:47.

[Chyros]

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[General]

Lost 2?

[Slightly Wonky Robob]

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[General]

Saying "this is absurd behaviour" to a cat... what a moron

[Destiny]

General, on 07 January 2024 - 05:39, said:

- I will fuck you in such a way that you will travel by standing in an empty bus

What the fuck

[Alias]

End of holiday post

[Chyros]

Destiny, on 07 January 2024 - 23:47, said:

General, on 07 January 2024 - 05:39, said:

- I will fuck you in such a way that you will travel by standing in an empty bus

What the fuck

I put it trough Google Translate to help with the pronunciation and apparently "such a way" pretty much translates to "so hard" which makes it even better .