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Posted 08 December 2006 - 15:41

FRONT PAGE INFO MEDIA PACK:

“…It is time, time for the infidels and their collaborators to face their just punishment! They will run in fear as the streets will flow with blood and their military powerless to stop the plague sweeping over them like the fires of retribution from Allah’s hand! No western medicine and weapon will stop our creation, like a tide our weapon shall sweep over them and drown them like a toxic cloud! ”

- Excerpt from an intercepted phone call from Boston, USA to Tehran, Iran.


“United States intelligence has detected an increased frequency of ‘radio contact’ between Afghanistan’s Mujahideen and insurgents in Iraq. The terror alert has been raised to Orange in response to the threat. All National Guards and Homeland Security personal have been put on active status.”

- Excerpt from an American news broadcast, days before GLA forces stormed a US bio-toxin lab and stole samples of a prototype chemical.


“There have been reports of virus outbreaks near the area of Arak. I’m not sure if our research has anything to do with it. Our research into this 'Anthrax Omega', fanatics are calling it 'Allah's Ultimate weapon', but the use of these chemicals, they still leak into the water and the air which our we are our children breath, is this not poisoning ourselves too? All I fear is that if we are successful in the research into this virus, we will have unleashed the fury of God himself upon ourselves and be the bringer of our own Judgment Day.”

- Except from a journal of an Iranian scientist taken during Operation Desert Snow


“Reports of confiscated material, taken from covert underground research facilities in Iran during the joint operations between American and forces from its European allies have reportedly been shipped to the United States itself. There has been much speculation on the actually material being shipped, it has been suggested that they are prototypes and test samples of genetically modified viruses, believed to be part of a covert bio-warfare program run by Dr Thrax's followers."

- Excerpt from a British news press released on one week after Desert Snow."


"Ladies and gentlemen, we are at war."

-President James Ayres, after the surprise attack of an American base in Saudi Arabia.


M3 Crusader info pack:
"Yesterday, the DoD has issued a press release stating the cancellation of the M1A6 Abrams modernisation project due to increasing fuel prices caused by terrorist activity all over the Middle East and other oil producing countries. In a move called by many military leaders and men currently in uniform as "Worst mistake of our lifetime", the DoD has also planned to mothball all current M1A5 Abrams tanks in favor of the smaller, less armoured but more fuel efficient Crusader tank, a join venture between the German Army and the US Army.
The Crusader tank is mounted with a smaller cannon than the M1 series and carries no anti-personal weaponry in a bid to prove that the new combat drones will replace the need for anti-personal weaponry in military armoured vehicles, especially MBTs. Also, manufacturer BAE have stated that the tank's minimum crew has been reduced to one to limit casualties, the DoD says that this approach provides our sources with a "unprecedented advantage" with the reduction of crew training and upkeep compared to the M1 series tanks. Critics have so far called this move an "endangerment to our country's military personal". BAE spokesmen refused to comment on the tank's crew survivability other than that "We try our best to limit casualties."
So far, the new Crusader tank has received largely negative reviews from testers. Testers from the US Army declared that the tank is "unable to damage enemy targets at long distances", "a coffin with wheels" and "has armour made from cardboard". In addition to this, a unconfirmed source has revealed that due to funding issues, the Crusader tank will not have DU armour nor composite armour until proper funding can be located individually for all branches of the US Military.
A German colonel who was part of the development of the new tank was shocked at the approach that the US Army is going with the new Crusader tank. He said that, 'It was never our intention to use the new tank as a replacement for our heavier Leopards like what your country plans to do to replace the Abrams. Our goal was to find a tank light enough but with enough firepower to operate in wetlands and within the country to prevent the cracking of roads. This is madness, removing the world's premier, battle tested tank with the highest crew survivability for a high-tech Sherman/M60 Patton hybrid that somehow uses a pilot training program to train tank crews."
The M3 Crusader tank, is armed with a 105mm M68A1 rifled tank gun only, the elaborate and complex electronics of the tank allows the tank to fire up to 18 rounds per minute, although the faster firing speed doesn't allow it to compensate for the smaller rounds. Technically, the tank is able to fire APFSDS, HE, HEAT, HESH and dummy rounds, although only custom built APFSDS rounds are issued in practise. The tank is capable of upgrading to the M3A1 variant, which gives the tank a composite armour upgrade enhancing the tank's armour. Both variants of the M3 tank are capable of controlling the "UAV AC package", which installs either the MQB-147B 'Dragon Fire' Hellfire Drone, MQ-186 'Cypher' Combat and Repair Drone or the RQ-15 'Tiny' Reconnaissance Drone. Although the M3 Crusader is a joint venture from all branches of the military, the United States Airforce and Marines have not ordered any tanks and the United States Army has stated that a "new tank" codenamed the "Wraith" is in the development phase already.

-A short article in 'Strategia', a American magazine about current warfare and related technology.'


The director and author of the article 'Strategia' stand by the facts given by the article. It is a common misconception that the Crusader would be mounted with a 125mm smoothbore cannon, but the idea was later rejected in favor of using a 105mm cannon due to the large amount of surplus tank rounds left for the 105mm cannon and lower maintenance costs.' The crew number given in the article is correct. BAE systems has confirmed that the electronics onboard include an autoloader, a fire control system and a guidance package that is similiar to those used in the F-16 fighter, reducing the needed crew to one.'

-Response from 'Strategia', a American magazine about current warfare and related technology regarding a article recently published about the M3 Crusader


"Due to mounting criticism concerning the lower survivability of the M3 Crusader, BAE systems have declassified the tank operator compartment, listed as the GLAES (Ground Level Armoured Ejection Seat). The system is capable of ejecting the tank operator up to 6 meters above the ground in a titanium alloy 'bubble' at command or when the electronic systems have detected that the tank is no longer mobile or destroyed, this ensures that the operator is protected from being injured by the tank explosion or shell fragments, but the protective 'bubble' is destroyed it falls back to the ground, putting the operator or 'pilot' at risk from enemy actions.
Testers have confirmed that this system does exist and so far has no failed once. However, the system and the blast that is used to propel the GLAES off the ground completely destroys the tank, rendering it unsalvageable and subjects the operator to extreme force and potentially toxic gases as it lands by onto the tank's debris. This disadvantage is currently being the interim solution of the operator wearing a Air Force pilot G-suit and oxygen mask, which gives the M3 Tank Operator a look that is similar to that of a pilot.
It is unclear whether or not the G-suit and oxygen mask is compatible with the Air Force's aircrafts, our military analysts have suggested that this possibility is "highly likely" and will probably be compatible with other ground vehicles as the US Army undergoes a new modernisation project due to the fact that large amounts of the GLAES modules have been ordered from BAE systems (more than enough to outfit the current amount of M3 Crusaders deployed) and a unconfirmed source indicating that M3 Crusader pilot training program is identical to that of the Air Force pilot aircraft simulation program."

-A news article concerning the M3 Crusader intended to be on a newspaper that has tendencies to side with Democrats. It was never published for political reasons


USSR media pack:
"With the rising price of oil and natural resources hindering our nation both economically and militarily. The Russian Federation has announced that it will be reforming the USSR. Military analysts have declared that a reemergent USSR will spell doom for the European nations unless a agreement can be reached between the Chinese government and the European Union. So far, the USSR seems to have no intention of joining in the "War on Terror" and inside sources have indicated that there is even a possibility of GLA forces procuring ex-Russian Federation military equipment."

-Frontpage article from the Wall Street Journal in mid-2010


"It all makes sense, ever since the USSR came back in 2011, the world has once again gone into a "Cold War mode." Proxy wars are once again being fought, not even the Kremlin is denying that they sold a thousand tanks to the GLA. The Chinese know exactly what would happen if the USSR once again looks Southward. These recent changes are not for nothing....the reason why General Kwai got pulled from the Russian border and why the most elite tank division in China got air-dropped to Europe. It's because of the Cold War threat!
You see why General Tao is at the border? It's not a "last resort" weapon. All the new development of new mobile artillery systems. The Nuke and Siege Cannons. It's to deliver a first strike opportunity! You see this base in Belarus, no tanks, no infantry. It's all a facade by Tao. I bet my life that they have a missile with the coordinates of Moscow entered in and ready for launch within an hour of notice that either Europe or China's been invaded by the Russians. Trust me, if you guys haven't done a fall out shelter yet, it's time to do so. First the GLA, then the Russians...again. The world's gone crazy."

-A military analyst who was on a radio show in 2012. he was found murdered in his house one day later.


Used Articles:
"It is only in recent years that lasers powerful enough to destroy enemy missiles before they pose a threat to our nation's armoured forces could be installed due to stability and cost issues, with the recent advances in this field of technology, even aircraft could have a PDL installed, saving them from being attacked by missiles such as Stinger Anti-Air missiles, which the GLA has used against our nations forces..."

- Excerpt of an article from a military blog.


"Ambulances equipped to clean up the toxins with chemical foam from a nearby firebase was dispatched as soon forces at this base were sure that the last of the Anthrax tipped missiles have landed." The reported gestures at the military vehicles behind him. "As you can see, the toxins have already been clean up and those within the buildings were mostly unharmed, but Joint Command still have no idea where these missiles have been fired from, although there has been speculation that a GLA commander, codenamed "Dr Thrax" is behind this attack. More on this as it follows. This is CNN reporter, Alfredo Heights, reporting live from Camp Victory."

- Excerpt from an American News Broadcast, moments after a Scud Storm attack on Camp Victory, Iraq.

All M3 'Crusader' Tank information (See above)

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Location of all known US Generals and their force's main theater of operation:
General Townes, US Army - Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia
General Granger, USAF - Iran, Afghanistan, Egypt
General Alexander, USMC - Iraq, Afghanistan, Jordan
General Ironside, ? - ?
Joint Command - Somalia, Jordan, Kazakhstan, North Korea, Egypt, USSR (reformed in 2010)

Location of all known GLA warlords and divisions:
"Dr Thrax" - Iraq, Iran, Egypt, UAE, Bahrain
Prince Kassad - Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Kazakhstan, Inner Mongolia, Lybia
General Juhziz - Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iran, Uzbekistan
General Deathstrike - ?

Location of all known Chinese Generals and theater of operations:
General Fai - France, Spain, Germany, Poland, Czech Republic.
General Kwai - Germany, Latvia, Belarus, Ukraine, Lithuania, Estonia
General Tao - Belarus, HeiLongJiang, XinJiang, Mongolia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgystan, The entire USSR/China and USSR/Mongolian Border
General Leang -?

Edited by People's Liberation Army, 13 July 2007 - 07:09.


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Posted 15 May 2007 - 03:46

A rocket streaked across the desolate Inner Mongolian sky, it was probably from a Frog-7. As usual, the heavy duty Gatling cannons installed at Outpost A fired upon to bring it down before it reaches its destination, wherever it may be. It was starting to become a joke now back at the Command Centre when they launch a Frog-7 missile, another weak and pathetic attempt of defiance from Kassad.

The trio of Gatling cannon emplacements locked on, warmed up and fired at the incoming missile as the radar locked on. Tracers lit up the sky, forming a wall of gunfire into the missile's path. The missile was destroyed within a matter of seconds. Then, the entire Gatling cannon emplacement and the radar went of the grid.

"This is UAV controller from the Airborne Reconnaissance Division, stand by, we're patching you in onto our live feed from one of the drones." General Kwai waited impatiently as his "American Allies" connected him onto the live feed from one of their drones. The scene that Kwai saw was beyond words. The entire radar grid, anti-missile emplacements and the outpost has been utterly destroyed by a massive explosion.
"General Kwai, our drones have confirmed the source of the explosion. It seems that the missile you shot down was carrying a nuclear payload."

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 18:42

The communications crew within the radar van sipped their lamb broth as they clicked through channels. BBC, CNN, CCTV..all the major networks were talking about a "Nuclear Attack" on a Chinese Mongolian outpost. The great "Jihad against the Communist Dragon" has begun. The lamb broth was ignored as the radar vans made frantic calls to cells within the Chinese border, ShenZhen, Hong Kong, Macau, Beijing, Shanghai and the Northern Resource Area Liberation Army. The communications crew scratched their heads as they wondered where in the world was that cell was located. Nevertheless, the call was made, orders were given and the the crew carried on watching The Apprentice while drinking the now cold lamb broth.

"This is Chinese Command, target has been verified to be a GLA radar van signature. Squadron Three Zero, you are cleared to engage. Over"

"Roger that, Chinese Command. Let's take'em out." The J-10 Migs flew at low altitudes as they neared the vacated ghostown of Old DaChang, a previously flooded town beneath the Three Gorges Dam. Resources indicated that GLA has set up a communications base in the area. Orders were to shoot first, ask questions later.

Moments later, a total of 8 Naplam loaded missiles streaked across the sky in the general direction of OldDaChang. The squadron of infantry dropped from a Helix the next day reported nothing but burnt out cars and charred remains. It seemed that the firestorm oblierated much of the aboveground base and whatever they have underground died when the oxygen in air was depleted by the firestorm.

Edited by People's Liberation Army, 18 June 2007 - 12:30.


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Posted 06 June 2007 - 03:08

Not bad, man. That's some pretty good stuff you've got there. Are the writings in the seperate posts linked in any way?
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Posted 06 June 2007 - 04:47

Eventually.

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 19:07

Agent "E.V'E" was not one that would call attention to herself. Although tall for the average women of German decent, her burka hid her attractive and obviously non Middle Eastern complex. Her pace was fast and purposeful, if someone hindered by the burka which often blocked her vision and hinder her movements. Something was wrong, she could sense it. The usual stalls selling fruits and vegetables were gone, replacing them were a series of what USA Intelligence declare "Black Markets". Behind the deceptively innocent looking crates of rotten fruit and stale bread, she could see a occasional AK-101 poking out or Stinger missile launcher trying its best to blend into a stack of hay. What she could not understand was why were they stocking up on hollow tank shells and sprinkler nozzles.

"10/10 for effort, but can't say that the performance is up to par." She said to herself as she continued to walk.

"This is The Hunter, do you have visual?"
"Yes we do, catch her."

E.V.E could see the armed men approaching from all sides, their clunky assault rifles catching onto random objects as they tried to approach her through the narrow passageways of the market. She ditched the cumbersome burka as she made a run for it through one of the unoccupied stalls. Her hands typing away at a imaginary keyboard on a thick wristband.

Of course, it wasn't imaginary at all. State of the art nanotechnology and fiber optics are transmitting the words she was typing out to the nearest US Military Intel base in Baghdad. Being one of the prized agents of the Agency, commands were given for a immediate evac. Aircrew were scrambled and troops were pulled in from patrols.

"E.V.E, hang on. ETA 5 minutes."

"Where is she?"
"I don't see the spy."
"Search the rubble, she's probably in-Comanche!"

Three Comanches soared overhead, their 20mm auto cannons obliterating E.V.E's pursuers. The distinct rumble of Crusaders and Humvees and the rotor sounds of Little Birds filled the air.

"Bravo Two Zero, LZ is hot. Over."
"Roger that, Bravo Two Zero approaching the landing zone."

The chinnok hovered as Marines and Rangers jumped out of the helicopter. Tracers from the Rangers and Marines mixed with those from Rebels and "Fundies". Somewhere between the confusion, E.V.E got on the Chinook

"This is Bravo Two Zero, we have the package. Returning to base over."
"Roger that, Bravo Two Zero. This is Eagle 1, all units, return to base."

Edited by People's Liberation Army, 06 June 2007 - 19:31.


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Posted 06 June 2007 - 19:56

These are some lame and funny ones I found...:/

"Remember General, do not looks directly at the blast."
- General Tao, General's Challenge

"Any more victims, I mean....volunteers in my experiments? Heeheehee.."
- Dr.Thrax, General's Challenge

"Tanks, build more tanks!"
- General Kwai, General's Challenge

"Now you see me, now you're dead..hehehehehehe..."
- Prince Kassad, General's Challenge

"Might of China falls upon you!!"
- General Leang, General's Challenge

"Time to put on your lead UNDERWEAR!!"
- General Tao, General's Challenge

"You see, you can tell that they are MM! Just right, when their flesh falls off their bones...hehehe!"
- Dr.Thrax, General's Challenge

"The GLA has SCUD Storm"
- EVA, USA Mission 1

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 19:58

I'll try and work these things into my story. But for the while, try and spot the references so far!

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 20:01

View PostPeople's Liberation Army, on 7 Jun 2007, 03:07, said:

"Bravo Two Zero, LZ is hot. Over."

F.E.A.R.?

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 20:03

Could be, never seen/heard/played/whatever you do with F.E.A.R. Most are Generals, unit and member references.

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 20:11

View PostAfterFlash, on 6 Jun 2007, 21:56, said:

"Might of China falls upon you!!"
- General Leang, General's Challenge


A thousand nations of the Persian Empire descend upon you!

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 20:40

I'm liken this story, keep going PLA.
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Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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Posted 07 June 2007 - 09:41

Obvious References:

Agent E.V.E - member!
The Hunter -member!

"Let's take'em out." - RA2 Black Eagle/Mig bomber.
"LZ is hot." - RA2 Nighthawk.

OldDaChang - WWZ by Max Brooks

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 18:14

"This is not House, you fucking moron. This person is obviously dying from a stomach wound."

"Ah, but a stomach wound wouldn't make his head hurt."

The Navy Corpsman sighed. "HAS IT NOT OCCURRED TO YOU THAT HE FELL HEAD FIRST INTO THE GROUND AS HE GOT SHOT?"

"Oh."

The field hospital was alive with the wounded, the wounded's comrades and hospital staff. Combat Engineers and Construction dozers were busy building more permanent lodgings and defences. After years of infighting, disputes and negotiations, Iraq was still a quagmire and GLA forces were still everywhere. The plan for more smaller, heavily armed bases was proposed, accepted and eventually, it ended up with this.

German Army observer and advisor to the American Joint Command, Philip Adler was personally impressed. A field fortification of Fire bases, Patriot Missile Defences and even one of those new fangled "War Fortresses" seemed to have appeared overnight, airdropped into the desert, nothing short of a Nuclear Missile or a Particle Cannon was going to blast this baby apart, not even...his thought was stopped dead in its tracks when the siren was sounded.

"Lightning! Lightning! MOPP 4, now!" The soldier screamed. The entire base was suddenly alive with movement. Everyone was scrambling into a Bio-chemical suit or those who already have were wheeling patients into the War Fortress.

"Colonel Adler, it seems that the GLA has launched one of their "Scud Storms" at somewhere, we don't know where it's heading and what it contains. Don't worry, it's probably a false alarm, we'll be back out in a few hours." With that said, Adler's counterpart escorted him into the Warfortress.

Although there was no official designation for the GLA base/ Scud Storm launch site, American spies called it "Camp Jihad" and the name kinda caught on with the GLA forces. One of the largest bases within the borders of Iraq's vast and desolate desert, Dr Thrax's "Camp Jihad" was still small, by DeathStrike's standards.

"Pathetic, these...antiques are all useless. Look at this "Anti-air vehicle. This will not do. Ali, contact our supplies and tell them I want Modern Armour, not these blasphemious toys." DeathStrike complained as Dr Thrax mused how much of a Military Snob the self proclaimed "Leader of GLA forces".
Personally, Dr Thrax didn't care if his tanks are basically a BMP3 chassis with a turret made of cardboard box on top. Hell, if removing the wheels and making the manuel laborers carry the tank was more effective, than so be it.

"Dr Thrax, our reconnaissance force has confirmed that the Infidel Camp has been hit by our Anthrax missiles. The base seems to be deserted. They must have died within their buildings."
"Good, report this to DeathStrike, make it sound as if we have destroyed their base."

Edited by People's Liberation Army, 08 June 2007 - 18:19.


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Posted 08 June 2007 - 21:33

BigLOL at first part.

And House is the best show.

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 21:57

Good work i want moar please :D

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Posted 08 June 2007 - 23:28

It was common knowledge amongst GLA forces that America won ground warfare in Vietnam, but below ground, is where the Vietcong hid. History taught the GLA many aspects of modern and ancient warfare and this was why Mohammad was digging holes in the ground.

"Dig dig dig, that's all I do. They say that I will be a great fighting for liberation. And I find myself digging holes, I shouldn't have quit my day job as a plumber...oh." Mohammad looked up to see a man with a garden hose and a oil tank strapped to his back, he knew what was coming and he cursed. The toxin rebel grinned, delighting in the wonderful moment of showing the other laborers what happened when you voiced dissent amongst the base.

"Ah...more victims...I mean more volunteer for his experiments. Heeeeheeeehee..*cough*" Dr Thrax chocked out from his gas mask.

Mohammad screamed as they injected glowing purple goo into him and then he soiled himself as the fluorescent purple light trailed along his blood stream and coursing through his body like boiling hot acid. Obviously, Dr Thrax was quite used to seeing all this, judging from happy coughing sounds. At exactly 15 seconds after the fluorescent purple tinted toxin coursed through Mohammad's body, all vital signs from Mohammad stopped. A nod here, a prod there. Mohammad's body was wheeling out to be cremated and the area sanitised by a quick dousing of petroleum and the entire place was ablaze already by the time the two gas masked figures stepped out the door.


"Ah, the experiment should show you that your doubt was placed wrongly in my toxins, DeathStrike." Dr Thrax said as he took off his gas mask and threw it into the fire.

"Impressive, Dr Thrax, although I still do not approve of your cardboard armoured excuse for tanks." DeathStrike mumbled as he followed suit. "..but of all colors, why purple? Do toxin's even need colors?"

"Not really, my own special brew of corrosive acids and anthrax is already a lethal combination, those who survive the first onslaught of chemicals will have no chance to survive my second wave of anthrax within! They will be force to make their time...or was it make their peace..I don't know, these American terms always confuse me. The colors are for easy identification of the infected and it let's my men see those who have fallen by OUR weapons. I assume that our morale boosting glow on the infidel bodies will be good warning to our enemies."

"Killing one birds with two stones, I see. Very well, carry on Dr Thrax, my men who are left behind will incorporate your technologies onto my Kraits." With that said, DeathStrike boarded his Mi-8 "Hip" Helicopter and slammed the door shut in front of Dr Thrax's face.

"Dick."

Edited by People's Liberation Army, 08 June 2007 - 23:33.


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Posted 09 June 2007 - 02:12

lol that's funny at the end there.
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Soul you scare the hell out of me, more so than Lizzie.

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 04:49

I like your stories, they are short and well to the point. Nice AYB and House references. It's also nice how you found an excuse for Anthrax having those funky colours. Keep it up!

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 17:40

A thousand words have been spilled here, and I have not visited, shame on me.

The references are well done, even if they are somewhat on the cheesy side, they're still creative. Well done :P .


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Posted 09 June 2007 - 22:01

"Ambulances equipped to clean up the toxins with chemical foam from a nearby firebase was dispatched as soon forces at this base were sure that the last of the Anthrax tipped missiles have landed." The reported gestures at the military vehicles behind him. "As you can see, the toxins have already been clean up and those within the buildings were mostly unharmed, but Joint Command still have no idea where these missiles have been fired from, although there has been speculation that a GLA commander, codenamed "Dr Thrax" is behind this attack. More on this as it follows. This is CNN reporter, Alfredo Heights, reporting live from Camp Victory."

Edited by People's Liberation Army, 17 June 2007 - 07:00.


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Posted 09 June 2007 - 23:53

How about "Alfredo Heights"?
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Posted 10 June 2007 - 00:21

Could work, is that your name? A simple search on the net reveals nothing or do you have a certain liking to pasta?

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 00:43

No, it is not my name, so you can use it if you like, I care not.

I do like pasta, but I'm not obsessed with it, as I think you're trying to suggest. :)

My reasoning behind this was that I heard this name (and this name was used for a reporter), and thought it would be good enough to use for your story.


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Posted 17 June 2007 - 07:08

"It is only in recent years that lasers powerful enough to destroy enemy missiles before they pose a threat to our nation's armoured forces could be installed due to stability and cost issues, with the recent advances in this field of technology, even aircraft could have a PDL installed, saving them from being attacked by missiles such as Stinger Anti-Air missiles, which the GLA has used against our nations forces..."

- Excerpt of an article from a military blog.

Philip Adler looked through his binoculars from one of the many firing ports of the Battle Fortress, scanning the horizon. A single Chinook could be seen heading towards them, which was rather strange. With the amount of surprise attacks transports these days, the US still hasn't learned. The Colonel sighed, preparing to hear about another "Fallen Angel".

"General Townes, are you sure that our lasers will keep them off?" The pilot asked through the intercom, flying into hot zones was a nerve wracking experience and flying into a enemy stinger site was basically suicide.
"Yes, I'm sure. Drive to the coordinates and I'll show you."

The old radio crackled to life at the Stinger Site. "Engage target, I repeat. Engage target."
Hussein looked around, his two comrades were still out to get lunch and stinger missile tubes, as there was only one left, which they warned him to never ever fire unless it's a sure kill, as it'll give off their position to the infidels.

"General Townes!"
"I see it, okay. We can turn back now." Townes replied as he flipped through one of those Playboy magazines that one of helicopter's previous occupants have left behind.

The missile flew towards the large and cumbersome helicopter. Hussein looked on expectantly for the resulting fireball in the sky..then, nothing. Hussein looked at the helicopter now flying away, shocked and in disbelief

"What the fuck was that? A laser?" The pilot yelled into the headset.
"Precisely."

Edited by People's Liberation Army, 13 July 2007 - 06:54.




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