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[Corrino and the Maiden]

She realizes she loves you but suddenly dies straight after

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I wish that I lived in a extravagent mansion the size of greenland (the actually house it self the size of greenland)

[JJ]

You manage to live in there but you have to share it with 85.92 billion people.
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I wish for EA to not suck.

[Alie]

granted but the unsuckiness is only moderate and EA takes all other company's, so there would no longer be a 'Good' game just...average games.

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I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

[TheDR]

The cake is not a lie, but its mustard cake "yuck"

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I wish for more Ram on my computer.

[Corrino and the Maiden]

You granted extra RAM, however you a granted that much RAM that your computer explodes and you are killed by a piece of your computer tower.

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I wish that I had a 1000" new laser Full HD T.V all to my self.

[Nid]

Granted but your TV causes the fuse to blow in your socket.

I wish I was good at guitar.

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

Granted but you end up in a Boy Band


I wish subway delivered like Quiznos...

[nova]

granted but the only diliver water

i wish that i was so lucky nothing went bad with this wish

[Hobbesy]

Granted, you take 90 ecstasy pills. There by be rendering yourself "happy" forever.

I wish people would stop saying gay all the time.

Edited by Høbbes, 16 January 2008 - 02:12.

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

granted, but thats because everyone turns gay. humanity dies out several years later. Thanks a lot, hobbes...

i wish i was a Victoria Secret Model

Edited by CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR, 16 January 2008 - 06:52.

[Corrino and the Maiden]

granted but than you simply die from an eating disorder.

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I wish that I had X-ray vision.

[Hobbesy]

Granted, but the radiation from the X-rays burns out your eye sockets.

I wish the world had lulz.

Edited by Høbbes, 16 January 2008 - 12:17.

[Corrino and the Maiden]

Granted but there is TOO much lulz, and eventualy all that is on anyones mind is lulz, doctors, scientists, fireman, everyone forgets their duties and breeding in place of lulz, and eventaully everyone dies from natural causes, ie. age, fire, tornado, etc.

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I wish I had a monocle

Edited by Corrino and the Maiden, 16 January 2008 - 12:50.

[Wizard]

Granted, but you are taken for rich toff by a group of muggers and beaten to death for the fiver in your wallet.

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I wish I didn't have to work

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

granted, but you become a pale basement dwelling momma's boy with no other needs than a repeating trend of masturbation

i wish this thread was closed so i could see the consequences

[Corrino and the Maiden]

granted, yet for you asked for it to be closed, all the consequences are directed upon you. Also hence, freeing everyone else of any omens that could have be brought upon them.

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I wish all the hentai, yaoi, yuri, shouen-ai, ect. were destroyed along with their makers.

[Hobbesy]

Granted, but a new, more disgusting fetish takes their place.

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I wish for a good WW1 game.

[nova]

granted but you end up actualy being in ww 1

i wish i was the richest girl on earth

[Hobbesy]

Granted, but Bill Gates gets jealous and destroys you.

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I wish for a new keyboard....that works.

[Corrino and the Maiden]

Granted but the only reason it works is for its made out of new radical components of Solent Green, comprized of family members.

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I wish I had a solid gold house

[nova]

granted but it melts with you in it

i wish that nothing bad hapns to me

[Hobbesy]

Granted, everyone you know and love dies.

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I wish for duct tape.

[Nid]

Granted but someone straps it across your mouth. wand then waits for you to rip it off, where you pull out any facial hair you might have around your upper lip, and between your chin and mouth.
Regardless of wether you have visible facial hair or not, it still hurts.
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I wish to meet Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone age, and Dave Grohl of Scream/Nirvana/Foo Fighters at the same time.

Edited by nidmeister, 21 January 2008 - 20:35.

[CHRISTMAS PEDOBEAR]

granted but they get assasinated as you are talking to them.

i wish that i could change my name more often than every thirty days...

[Corrino and the Maiden]

Granted but the only other names you can change it to are pedophile or bearpedo

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I wish I had a piece of white paper.