Don't make sense
Sgt. Nuker 28 Feb 2008
"I thought I told you never to come in here!?!"
"Yes, sir, but I thought I should tell you the scones are fighting with the biscuits again."
"Very well then. Tell me when the butter's dry. I don't want greasy shoes again."
"Yes, sir, but I thought I should tell you the scones are fighting with the biscuits again."
"Very well then. Tell me when the butter's dry. I don't want greasy shoes again."
Sgt. Nuker 28 Feb 2008
If I told you that, the broccoli would eat the number 6, and you know all too well what kind of disaster that was.
Chyros 28 Feb 2008
The blue dinosaur has a fine-boned typewriter which Stalin used to brush his teeth and chew his dictionaries while grandma fixes the ghettoblaster standing on its feet is watering the garden. After lunch, the books in front of the crystal butter waterfall slid through the passage to hell and got a nice cup of tea to produce chicken milkshakes with.
EDIT: yes, that left you all totally speechless, didn't it?
Edited by Chyros, 29 February 2008 - 06:59.
EDIT: yes, that left you all totally speechless, didn't it?
Edited by Chyros, 29 February 2008 - 06:59.
Sgt. Nuker 03 Mar 2008
20 kids go into the water, 10 come out. The ice cream man, he take the rest.
Chyros 04 Mar 2008
During the festival, I had a green bag. After a week I had twelve. I dumped them in the fountain but they kept following me around. So, I took up living in Prohibitedforgreenbagland. That fixed the issue.
E.V.E. 04 Mar 2008
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That makes Sense! :crisps:
- E.V.E.
Edited by E.V.E., 04 March 2008 - 07:55.
That makes Sense! :crisps:
- E.V.E.
Edited by E.V.E., 04 March 2008 - 07:55.
Crazykenny 04 Mar 2008
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Dial now!
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Chyros 08 Mar 2008
Faceless matches are a grave threat to society, because they smell of brown smoke. Wet lions complained about this yesterday, because this condition was not mentioned in their contracts, which entailed painting Austria purple. Therefore, all bananas carrying buckets on their heads must be exiled immediately!
Hobbesy 09 Mar 2008
Chyros 09 Mar 2008
My neighbour asked me today if I could bring out some rain because his garden volcano was getting dry. Only, he couldn't. He didn't have a mouth.
Foxhound 09 Mar 2008
EVE, that was OP. Now the thread makes too much sense.
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I have a replay to prove it!
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I have a replay to prove it!
Umbrella Secrets 12 Mar 2008
You got two things if you talk about the first thing then what is the thing that your talking about? Which is the thing of the thing?
If you talk about the second thing then you can't talk about the the first thing?
So what is the thing of the thing?
The thing of the thing is the thing?
I spelt thing so many times I thought I spelt it wrong for a sec.
If you talk about the second thing then you can't talk about the the first thing?
So what is the thing of the thing?
The thing of the thing is the thing?
I spelt thing so many times I thought I spelt it wrong for a sec.
Nid 12 Mar 2008
Purple dots, all around my head.
Purple dots, surrounding my bed.
Purple dots, Flicker, and blink.
Purple dots, sometimes, I think.
Purple dots, surrounding my bed.
Purple dots, Flicker, and blink.
Purple dots, sometimes, I think.