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#201 JJ

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 13:26

Better yet, give us a restraining device so we lock papaya boy up and throw him away. :D

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 13:26

Uhhh...it's not me it was the ehhh...ummm...the wind yeah that's it and also the design of the aircraft.
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Edited by Papaya Master Rai, 12 December 2008 - 13:41.

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#203 Destiny

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 14:45

We're still falling! FIND THE GLUE DAAMNIT! The tape won't work, the ballistic gel in the liquid form is LEAKING OUT from the bottom of the plane!
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Posted 12 December 2008 - 15:38

WHY DOES THE PAPAYA BOY COME BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN? D:

*throws papaya boy away again*

#205 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 17:09

*gets giant duct tape*
*fixes plane's rear end*
*uses the rest to restrain Papaya*
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Duct Tape! Secure Anything!
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#206 Nid

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 17:12

There's a problem guys.

A large tower of Fanta has appeared in our flight path, and it is now too late for us to try and avoid it.

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Due to it's strong base, we have no chance of just knocking it over, or flying through it.

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#207 Rich19

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 20:06

I can see Bob's house from here!

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 21:24

View PostNidmeister, on 12 Dec 2008, 18:12, said:

There's a problem guys.

A large tower of Fanta has appeared in our flight path, and it is now too late for us to try and avoid it.

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Due to it's strong base, we have no chance of just knocking it over, or flying through it.

OMG!!!!! DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Unsecures Papaya* "Come on buddy! We'll fight our way out of this!!" *Pink Lancelot and Lancelot Albion show up in time to enjoy fight*
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#209 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 21:27

*covers Lancelots with mounds of Duck Tape*
It's not broken. It just needs Duck Tape
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Posted 12 December 2008 - 21:38

*Lancelot uses MVS swords and energy-wings to obliderate duct tape*
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#211 BeefJeRKy

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 21:40

NOTHING CAN OVERCOME DUCK TAPE!!!!1!!11!11one
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#212 Zero

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 21:49

These can, they have anti-duct tape coating!!!.... and also the heat from the MVS transformation and wings, melts the glue clean off....
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#213 Jordan

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 22:49

*takes the pilot's seat*
*does a barrel roll to avoid tower of Fanta*
*tower of Fanta is successfully dodged*





*wings begin to fall off*

*OH SHI-*
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Posted 12 December 2008 - 22:59

GOD DAMN IT!?! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!!!! *Lancelots use duct tape to fix wings*
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Posted 12 December 2008 - 23:01

STOP BREAKING THE WINGS!!! We've got a new Airbus from Santa E.V.E. and you guys just broke another, again?! Give us fighter-esque stats, dudes!
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Posted 12 December 2008 - 23:05

If we didn't nearly break the wings to DO A BARREL ROLL, we would have all been killed by the evil tower of Fanta.
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#217 Destiny

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 23:22

But we could literally ram through the eFanviltatower and fix the nose up with the scrap aluminium D:
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Posted 12 December 2008 - 23:25

Whats up?

- E.V.E.

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#219 Jordan

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 23:25

But it had such a strong base, we never would have gotten through.

It's all Bob's fault for starting that crazy tower in the first place.

*kicks Bob off the plane*
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#220 Destiny

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 23:28

The base might be strong but the tower itself is not, if we flew through the center of the free-standing EMPTY cans we'd make it through alive...


*Roams around the plane for an anime shojo to grope* ...



Wait, someone top up the fuel tanks! Give it fizzy, water, oil, JP-7, whatever. The gauge is red!
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Posted 12 December 2008 - 23:48

*fills the gas tank with hydrogen and oxygen gas*

Maybe not the best idea,but it does make a nice boom.
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#222 Destiny

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Posted 12 December 2008 - 23:50

No one said we'd have a busty girl here with a burning torch roaming around the cargo hold searching for the fuel lines...right?

Hey, Bob hasn't gotten a parachute when someone kicked him overboard. He's gonna be alright, right, right?
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 00:23

*watches as Bob goes splat*
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 00:46

View PostDestiny, on 12 Dec 2008, 23:50, said:

No one said we'd have a busty girl here with a burning torch roaming around the cargo hold searching for the fuel lines...right?

Kallen is there...... DIDN'T YOU LEARN FROM THE FIRST TIME YOU GROPED HER!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 00:52

Um.......

*Disregards above post*

*a spark in the fuel tank causes the Hydrogen to react with the oxygen to make water.......

.....and a very large explosion that destroys the entire tail end of the plane*

*the missing tail end creates a massive vacuum which begins to suck everything out of the plane*

Here we go again!
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