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[Admiral FCS]

Oh thank you very much Dr Strangelove.

*Closes the door and prevents Papaya from getting on plane again*

[Destiny]

*Uses fictional warp drive and warps himself into the plane...again*

What a close call. The Enforcer Tank's warp works...but I feel...weird.

[BeefJeRKy]

That's probably cause you warped but your clothes didn't.

[Dauth]

Since OP is protesting about this place.

Get back to topic or have it locked.

[Cuppa]

Where are my peanuts?

[Dr. Strangelove]

Cuppa, on 13 Dec 2008, 22:42, said:

Where are my peanuts?

We have cake.

[Zero]

Um... what WAS the point of this thread????????

[ultimentra]

Skeletor has boarded the plane...

[Zero]

Can I get a Cookie Cake instead?

Edited by Zero, 13 December 2008 - 23:10.

[Cuppa]

I refuse for us to crash until I get peanuts.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Cuppa, on 13 Dec 2008, 23:09, said:

I refuse for us to crash until I get peanuts.

Fine!

*gives Cuppa some peanuts*

[Destiny]

PULL UP, PULL UP! I DON'T WANNA DI-

[Jordan]

Oh no, now the plane is going to crash!!!!!
*plane crashes*
Time for the next round.
-----------------------------
*Announcements start*

"Welcome to Fallout Studios airlines. Please take your seats, and we will be departing in a few minutes. In the meantime, watch this safety video:"

*video plays*

In the rare event of an emergency.... wait, this is Fallout Studios we are talking about. Having an emergency is a given.

When this flight's emergency happens, look to the storage area for various supplies:

1. Fire Extinguishers - They extinguish the inevitable engine fires caused by some nutcase using a flamethrower in the cabin.
2. Fire Blankets - Useful for stopping fires as well.
3. Duct Tape - All purpose emergency repair kit. Fixes everything from a broken seat to buckled wings in the event a pilot decides to DO A BARREL ROLL.
4. Parachutes - In case of the need for rapid evacuation. Please do not throw them off of the plane.
5. Inflatable Slide - In case of a water landing. May also be used as an Indiana Jones-esque parachute if you are desperate or adventurous.
6. Stinger Missiles - In case interceptors try to shoot down the airplane.

Hey, you've got to be ready for anything life throws at you.

*video ends*

"Now that that is over, simply sign this waiver and we will be soon on our way.

Thank you for choosing Fallout Studios Airlines."

[Destiny]

*Checks equipment* Fire Boosters, here. Fire pillows, here. Duct tape...omfg, I lost it...oh, it's here. Parachutes...I stole one from the elite USA pilots ejecting from an Aurora...Inflatable Slides...check. Stinger mssiles?! I don't have that...but I do have AIM-120s...is that fine?

*Looks out of window, expressionless and thinks* Temporal plane reset detected. Multiple fault lines detected. Continuing observation of data manipulation

[Ghostrider]

Suddenly, this happens:

[Dr. Strangelove]

Good morning passengers. I am captain Jack Ridley and I will be your pilot today. We are departing from Los Angeles International Airport and will be arriving in KENYA in approximately 17 hours. I assure I can handle ANY difficulties we may encounter on this flight. Now please, buckle up your straight jackets.

[Jordan]

*takes seat as co-pilot*

Um, shouldn't we wait until those vehicles behind us clear out? They will be blown away by the blast from the jet engines.

[JJ]

Too late. D:

[Jordan]

"Um, attention passengers, please do not look behind the plane. There was no school bus that was shot into the air by the blast of our jet turbines. Nope, nothing interesting back there. Now, sit back and enjoy the rest of the flight."

*wonders just how much the company might get sued for this*

[BeefJeRKy]

I want to ask Ghostrider a favor. Please give us some guidelines as to how this topic should progress. Thank you .

[Dr. Strangelove]

Jordan, on 14 Dec 2008, 4:35, said:

"Um, attention passengers, please do not look behind the plane. There was no school bus that was shot into the air by the blast of our jet turbines. Nope, nothing interesting back there. Now, sit back and enjoy the rest of the flight."

*wonders just how much the company might get sued for this*

Don't worry, The RAND Corporation has ways...besides, on the list of bad things we've done, this doesn't even make a blip.

*turns on fasten seat belt sign*

EDIT: Attention passengers. This is your captain speaking. THIS IS SO COOL!

Edited by Dr. Strangelove, 14 December 2008 - 08:55.

[Destiny]

Oh, I see we have Blue Arrow missiles here, then. Where's the stewardress?

[JJ]

Here:


He She will be serving drinks and on-board entertainment.

Edited by JJ, 14 December 2008 - 11:45.

[Destiny]

THIS IS SO COOL! Can I have a Blue Arrow launcher, too? I hate enemy interceptors and I heard this plane's got fireports!

[JJ]

Ask your friendly steward stewardess for your very own Blue Arrow launcher.