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[Rai]

I'm already out of the plane how could I go back there *points up*.

[Admiral FCS]

*And locks all the door*

Ehm, what's up doc are we sure we do have a pilot and a co-pilot?

[JJ]

Don't worry. Modern planes are so advanced they practically fly themselves.

*plane auto-pilot crashes into a cloud*

wat how can a plane crash into a cloud?

[Rai]

Bugs Bunny! Ohhh...why would I go up there if I can control all the planes from my carrier.

[Destiny]

EVA: Particle Cannon ready.

Destiny: *Moves cursor over* ... *Click* ... *Click*

EVA: Particle Cannon activated.

Destiny: *Watches the Carrier get obliterated ZH-style...while never having EVER played the GLA campaign before*

*On the plane*
Destiny: *Moves his cursor away and begins to chase after a Firefox with his King Raptor in-game, while Hurricanes unleash their missiles on MiGs taking off and blow up before leaving the Airfield in ShW*

[Rai]

*swims to the nearest Island*

[Admiral FCS]

Wat? Crashed into a cloud?

*Takes control and manuvers the plane through those clouds*
*Rips off any found remote-control instruments*

[Rai]

D: You destroyed all of the remote controls of our TV.

Edited by Papaya Master Rai, 15 December 2008 - 04:55.

[Destiny]

Upgrade complete: Universal Remote

Now stop messing with the plan- OMFG SWERVE WE'll CRASH INTO A CLO-

[Admiral FCS]

EMERGENCY AFTERBURNER!!!!

*Pulls off luckily*

[Destiny]

Phew, thanks for busting the myths that planes don't have emergency afterburners...whew. *Happily eats bacon served for breakfast*

[JJ]

It's BACON, not bacon.

[Destiny]

I call it...bacon. I've not adapted to B.A.C.O.N. yet...oh, I meant BACON.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Jordan, on 15 Dec 2008, 0:42, said:

Hm, now where did our pilot go......

Wait, that's a bad thing, isn't it?

I'm back. Our autopilots would never fail on me, would it?

[Destiny]

...what is that? Where's the fly-by-wire?!

[Dr. Strangelove]

Don't worry, he won't bite.

HAL: I made you breakfast, Dave.

[Destiny]

Who's Dave? The plane's manifest doesn't show a Dave!

[Dr. Strangelove]

He just calls everybody 'Dave'. It sounds so non-threatening.

[Alias]

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

[Destiny]

*Activates Emergency Escape Program* Comp-plane, get us away from this place! To Kenya!

[Admiral FCS]

*Recovered by sleeping*

I need breakfast.

BACON.

[Destiny]

*Cosplays as Air Stewardess* Good morning, sir. Here's your...BACON, eggs, ham and cheeseburger. *Pulls out another tray and changes back into normal clothing, and eats own share*

[Admiral FCS]

Wat are teh movies for today?

[Overdose]

THE RING THE RING 2 AND RINGU

[Dr. Strangelove]

Yep, holding course, we're about a third of the way there.