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[Destiny]

Err...

*Rings up cockpit*
THIS IS SO COOL!

Yea, can I have my own THIS IS SO COOL missile launcher, THIS IS SO COOL, too?

THIS IS SO COOL!


Pretty please?

[Jordan]

*gets a missile launcher for self*

*starts playing C&C:ZH Crazy Mod on laptop*
*adds THIS IS SO COOL infantry for USA Overrated General*

[Zero]

Jordan, on 14 Dec 2008, 17:22, said:

*gets a missile launcher for self*

*starts playing C&C:ZH Crazy Mod on laptop*
*adds THIS IS SO COOL infantry for USA Overrated General*

*Plays Hamachi against Jordan*

*Uses new Slow-Moving Death Unit to kill THIS IS SO COOL! Infantry!


*Laughs as Jordan cries, laughing at his pain and misery*

*Notices something is horribly wrong, but can't tell what....*

[Jordan]

Zero, on 14 Dec 2008, 15:39, said:

*Plays Hamachi against Jordan*

*Uses new Slow-Moving Death Unit to kill THIS IS SO COOL! Infantry!


*Laughs as Jordan cries, laughing at his pain and misery*

*Notices something is horribly wrong, but can't tell what....*

*builds an Uberlord with dual nuclear missile launchers and destroys Zero's slow-moving death unit*
*crushes Zero's Command Center beneath its treads*

---Returning back to the "real" world---

*notices some strange aircraft flying alongside the airplane*
*say, anyone know what that thing is?*

[Destiny]

I don't know, doesn't look like the Firefox, Fulcrum, Foxbat, Fishbed, Faggot, Flanker, Hornet, Raptor, Thunderbolt, Mustang, Starfighter, Falcon, Eagle, Super Hornet, Strike Eagle, Super Skyhawk, Skyhawk, Sabre, Super Sabre, Corsair or anything. *Opens a window* THISISSOCOOL! *Aims THISISSCOOLauncher at the jet from the plane's windowfireport*






Quick Jordan, extract some ideas from this thread into your mod!

Edited by Destiny, 14 December 2008 - 22:17.

[Zero]

*DOES A BARREL ROLL! to evade THISISSOCOOL launcher, shoots and at plane and kills Destiny-not that he'll be missed*

"OH! He's our USAF fighter escort!"

*Plane tips down and starts doing flashy Blue-Angels and Thunderbirds maneuvers. Pilot tries to one best him and starts doing tricks too, including A BARREL ROLL! planes wings shear off.....AGAIN!!!! but day is saved when Destiny's body is used as a Stilt (I think that's the word) with which to fix the plane's sheared wing*

*Jordan is still crying about loss and I go over to gloat and rub it in his face!*

[Jordan]

*grabs Zero and stuffs him into a THIS IS SO COOL missile*

*fires the missile (with Zero in it) into a propane tank*

*combined explosions annihilate Zero*

Edited by Jordan, 14 December 2008 - 23:37.

[Destiny]

*Manipulates his own destiny* I'm back, it's my Destiny to survive. The Destiny of this plane's is to hold out with fictional magnetic things.

[Jordan]

Hm, now where did our pilot go......

Wait, that's a bad thing, isn't it?

[Zero]

Jordan, on 15 Dec 2008, 0:37, said:

*grabs Zero and stuffs him into a THIS IS SO COOL missile*

*fires the missile (with Zero in it) into a propane tank*

*combined explosions annihilate Zero*

*Which causes plane to blow up (AGAINN!!!!!?!!!!!). Zero returns from out of nowhere for Season 4 and forces Jordan to shoot himself with his own THISISSOCOOL launcher. Uses YET ANOTHER ARMY (this one is new though.....) to fix plane and pull up seconds before it crashes, DOES A BARREL ROLL! and wings somehow stay miraculously intact*'

*Gloats to Jordan how he lost in HIS mod, AND real-life*

"Waitress, may I get some of your sweet, sweet, delicious

Spoiler

cookies

.

[Jordan]

No, the cookies are mine!

*Fires Topol M's at the airplane from below, causing critical damage to the airplane*

(Yes, I know that the Topol M is an artillery, but I shot down an Aurora once with one in Shockwave)

[Destiny]

HMPH! I know our Airbus is in danger! Upgrade complete: Air Plane Point Defense Laser (The name should be changed to Aircraft PDL because the Lasermanche isn't a plane)

Now my plane is safe!

[Jordan]

*flies another airbus into the airbus*

PDL's can't stop that.

[Zero]

Jordan, on 15 Dec 2008, 0:52, said:

*flies another airbus into the airbus*

PDL's can't stop that.

but NUKE Missiles Tao gave me can! "FIRE!!!!!!!!!"

[Jordan]

Nukes can't hit air targets.

[Zero]

Why not, they're missiles! And the impact itself will be on contact with your plane, and you can't escape ze FIREBALL!!!!!!!

[Jordan]

*Uses a S.H.R.I.N.K. ray from a Cryocopter to reduce the nukes down to a harmless size*

[Zero]

Jordan, on 15 Dec 2008, 2:12, said:

*Uses a S.H.R.I.N.K. ray from a Cryocopter to reduce the nukes down to a harmless size*

*missiles loop-de-loop/zig-zag(?) to avoid ray, hit other plane, nuke sets it off while it is still nice and far away*

[Jordan]

*plane barrel rolls to evade nukes*

*plane loses wings*

[Zero]

Jordan, on 15 Dec 2008, 2:02, said:

*plane barrel rolls to evade nukes*

*plane loses wings*

*Loss of wings force plane to crash, if not, caught in Fireball/Shockwave of NUKE which was set for a max. distance*

Edited by Zero, 15 December 2008 - 02:12.

[Jordan]

*plane fuselage transforms into a tank and keeps going*

[JJ]

Jordan, on 15 Dec 2008, 10:14, said:

*plane fuselage transforms into a tank and keeps going*

[Destiny]

Upgrade complete: Transformation


*Tank transforms into Civ Airbus in-game* Whew, I thought I was gonna die out there...oh, stewardess, where's my launcher?

[Rai]

*finds an aircraft carrier hops aboard and saved*

[JJ]

FUCK HE'S BACK.

*gets rid of papaya n00b once more*