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[Zero]

Jordan, on 13 Dec 2008, 0:52, said:

Um.......

*Disregards above post*

*a spark in the fuel tank causes the Hydrogen to react with the oxygen to make water.......

.....and a very large explosion that destroys the entire tail end of the plane*

*the missing tail end creates a massive vacuum which begins to suck everything out of the plane*

Here we go again!

GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!

*Duct tapes self to plane's pilot cabin*

SAFE!!!!!!!

*Plane goes into a nosedive and I unstrap self from cabin, grab a parachute, throw the rest off the plane, and uses it to get away safely*

[Deverill]

Do fat people get the second seat free on this plane? I have been told that is now the case in Canada ^^ lolz

[Jordan]

Sure, but this plane is about to crash in T-minus 15 seconds.

*jumps off of plane and lands safely on top of a trampoline*

[Zero]

Jordan, on 13 Dec 2008, 1:10, said:

Sure, but this plane is about to crash in T-minus 15 seconds.

*jumps off of plane and lands safely on top of a trampoline*

WHAT THE HELL!?! Where did THAT come from!?!

*Blows it up with rocket launcher*

[Deverill]

baha,

Well I topped up with Red Bull this morning so I don't need a parachute for when it crashes.

[Jordan]

*bounces off of trampoline, over the missile*
*missile blows up trampoline*

[WNxMastrefubu]

*gets caught in explosion but dreams of Diji*

[Rai]

JJ, on 12 Dec 2008, 23:38, said:

WHY DOES THE PAPAYA BOY COME BACK AGAIN AND AGAIN? D:

Because

Spoiler

I will not tell you or you would discover it and destroy it

And thanks Zero for your help.
Folks! I will now go to bed. Gen. FCS and Jordan will replace me for the moment.

DO NOT DISTURB!!!

[Admiral FCS]

Alright.

*Kicks Papaya off the plane*
*Takes control*

OHSHI-

[Dr. Strangelove]

FCS The General, on 13 Dec 2008, 7:33, said:

Alright.

*Kicks Papaya off the plane*
*Takes control*

OHSHI-

Da-nun-na-na!

*saves the day with epic piloting skills*

[Rai]

WEEE! I'M FALLING! Well better to use this device than never, everything went back in time to 20 minutes ago.

[JJ]

no

[Rai]

As suspected before, I knew that you will say that.

[Destiny]

...and we have to fix the plane again. I'm gonna complain to Fallout Studios Airline's President...s...?

[Rai]

I'll tell him that, because I'm the Rice President. I have power over rice.

[Deverill]

I will I "discover it and destroy it".

-

Mr President, rice fields in the marshes give off loads methane gas. It's killing our planet! Sort it out!

[Rai]

No you won't! Ambulances detoxify the lands and save me rice.

[Warbz]

Papaya GTFO n00b!

[Destiny]

We're not reaching Kenya.

[Jordan]

*destroys papaya's time revert device*
*kicks papaya off the plane... again*

[BeefJeRKy]

*dons a red wingsuit*
*attaches miniature jets to his ankles*
With this I can fly!
*opens emergency escape hatch*
Jeronimo!
*flies off into the distance*

inspired by:


edit:typo

Edited by Scope, 13 December 2008 - 17:05.

[Destiny]

*Forces Scope's engines to make him go a loop back into the rickety old plane*

[BeefJeRKy]

Destiny, on 13 Dec 2008, 13:17, said:

*Forces Scope's engines to make him go a loop back into the rickety old plane*

*grabs Destiny and continues flying away from the plane*
We're now above Hawaii. Have a nice drop!
*lets go and speeds off towards Berkeley*

[Jordan]

*shoots stinger missile at Scope*
*scope's engines are blown up*

[BeefJeRKy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
*glides down to the open ocean*
Shit! Now I'll have to swim...

Edited by Scope, 13 December 2008 - 18:39.