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A bomb?

As scientifically demonstrated the shit has hit the fan.
Edited by Cuppa, 05 December 2008 - 02:43.

*replaces all the in-flight movies with Dora the Explorer*
(I am evil I know it!)

*sets the snake on fire with aforementioned flamethrower
*torches all the tv's with the flamethrower
*accidentally sets a couple of bystanders on fire
*gives advice: "STOP, DROP, AND DO A BARREL ROLL!"

Maybe using flamethrowers inside the cabin of an airplane that is over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....feet in the air wasn't such a good idea.

*Pipe-bomb explodes, thread turns into LOST*

Hey! I surviv-OH GOD A POLAR BEAR!

*Is thankful he brought a parachute*

*steals JB's parachute
*parachutes out of plane
*shoots stinger missile at plane, blowing up the left wing
*watches as plane crashes

*dons a wingsuit and does a base jump*
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Ladies and mentlegen, we appear to be experiencing some slight turbulence... uhhhhhhh, please don't worry, continue what you were doing. We will be serving the in-flight meal shortl- what's that? We forgot the in-flight meal? Well now what are we supposed to do? So we have flamethrowers, stinger rocket launchers, hijackers, snakes, parachutes, wingsuits, and pipebombs, but we don't have any food for the passengers? Damn it Leeroy... what? This thing's still on? Well why the hell didn't you tel-*click*

Captain GhostRider our engines blow up and the cockpit is filled with smoke, what should we do?

*Is thankful he brought a harpoon*
*Harpoons a falling Jordan and steals back the parachute*

*Arms a nuke in the toilets*

THERE IS A SNAKE


ON THE FUCKING PLANE

AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND ANGER! *shoots Comr4de*

Comr4de do you want chicken moles while you sleep?
Edited by Papaya Master Rai, 05 December 2008 - 05:16.

This is Silverhawk inbound for Miami, I have what appears to be a distressed airliner on my radar, request permission to terminated and accelerate to hyper-sonic speed.Over.

*Firing lunchbox weapon*
*Lunchboxes flying towards the airplane*

Hope you guys catches it.

:catches lunch box, eats lunch, puts in bomb, hands to captain:

AII NIIID A STEWARDESS!!!

Our pilot GhostRider is unconscious for the moment (hides bat). In the mean time I'll be serving as your pilot for the moment enjoy!
*10 minutes later*
Folks! This is your captain speaking. We have a little bit of problem. We are experiencing lots and lots of turbulance and we have a MAJOR LEAK in one of the 3 engines. In the mean time our staff will be entertaining us (yes you: Bob, Dauth, Overdose and Wizard) all for the moment, while I fix the problem.

I've booked pair of return tickets, each for Adelaide-Melbourne and Melbourne-KL and back.

Roger, this is tower, permission to terminate civilian aircraft granted, over.
Copy that
*on airplane PA*This is restricted airspace-you know what!? screw it!*on airplane PA*
*a missile is launched from the jet, travels 5 miles and gets lodged in the fuselage of the airplane*
Fucking dud! Over.

Folks! This is your captain speaking and you must be wondering what are those loud BOOMS are well we are being attacked, but don't worry we are immune to such explosive threats. Thank you! And uhhh...how's our entertainers?

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Who's calling you Shirley?

Papaya Master Rai, on 5 Dec 2008, 8:59, said:

This is Silverhawk,request permission to board the aforementioned civilian aircraft.Over.
Roger.Board the aircraft!?.Over
Affirmative.Over.
Roger.Permission granted.Over.

*Jet swoops down at slows to the speed of the passenger plane. I fly just above the plane's left wing, eject the canopy, climb out, crawl over to the fuselage, then sidle my way to the door. The jet crashes to the ground. I take out my sidearm, blow the pressure locks off the door, while using a crowbar to hold on to the side of the airplane. the door swings open as the plane banks a little, and I climb in.*
Edited by Dr. Strangelove, 05 December 2008 - 09:20.

Folks! This is your captain speaking where at 30,00 feet above, so there's no way a person could open the door, since it's really locked and pressurized, which mean it can't be opened from the inside or outside. Only until we decend from this altitude.