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[ultimentra]

Can I get a sprite? Thanks. *slaps female flight attendant who looks like shes 21 and quite attractive, on the buttocks*

[Destiny]

*Flips another page, blinks, repeats* ... *Repeats* ... *Repeats* ... *Repeats for 15999 times* ... *Repeats for the 16000th time* ... *Flips another page, and blinks* ...cleavage...? *Repeats*

[JJ]

 ultimentra, on 13 Mar 2009, 14:29, said:

Can I get a sprite? Thanks. *slaps female flight attendant who looks like shes 21 and quite attractive, on the buttocks*

Sir, you have been arrested for sexual harassment. You may remain silent, but whatever you say will be written down as evidence for court.

[BeefJeRKy]

 JJ, on 13 Mar 2009, 10:29, said:

 ultimentra, on 13 Mar 2009, 14:29, said:

Can I get a sprite? Thanks. *slaps female flight attendant who looks like shes 21 and quite attractive, on the buttocks*

Sir, you have been arrested for sexual harassment. You may remain silent, but whatever you say will be written down as evidence for court.

*tases JJ*
NO U!

[Kaido]

Oh Hai, Engineer Here, If any Probs With Plane I'll Be Messing Around With Wires..

[Destiny]

*Flips a page, blinks* ...

[ultimentra]

Why thank you scope. For great justice.

[Destiny]

*Flips another page, blinks, takes a peek at the joystick and the cockpit controls* ...

[ultimentra]

*Stares at destiny* whats the book your readin?

[Destiny]

*Flips a page, and blinks without looking up* Science Fiction. *Flips another page and blinks*

[JJ]

*grabs book*

[Destiny]

...why do you do this?


... *Looks at JJ with eyes like liquid helium*

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

*Grab book off JJ*
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*and starting to burn it*

[Jordan]

*burns book (and Raptor) into carbon with a flamethrower*

*accidentally hits engines*

*engines explode*

[Admiral FCS]

*Static*
Captain, warp nacelle one took a direct hit from an unknown source! We've lost propulsion and navigation!

*Static*
Engineering here, captain. The warp core had been hit with an unknown weaponry, persuamely from inside. The matter/antimatter containment field has been compromised. Repair team is doing as best as they can, but with even the most of luck, core breach could happen anytime from ten minutes to an hour. Life support is failing in Main Engineering, please re-route auxillary powers for life support here.
*Static*

[Destiny]

*Blinks* ... *Blinks* ...

SELECT serial_code
FROM database
WHERE code='data'
ORDER BY aggressive_combat_data
HAVING terminate_mode
...
...
...
...
...

Error.
Error.
Error.
Error.
Error.

Manual overrides detected.

*Blinks* ... *The book materializes, and flips a page, then blinks again* ...

[Admiral FCS]

Captain, this is transporter room. I've detected an unauthorized transport, destination deck 12, section alpha-12. The transported item was a very primitive form of information container, known to an early 21th century human as a "book".

[Rai]

Hi! I'm back from the Island you threw me to. Now I will read Ghost Stories in the cabin part of the plane. And oh wait...*hides from either Jordan or JJ*.

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks* ... *Looks at the flight instruments in the cockpit, not-so-strangely unmanned, then flips a page, blinks, reads the book again*

[BeefJeRKy]

*carves a hole under Papaya and locks him in the cargo hold*
Greetings People. This is a hijack and yes I AM AN ARAB. So be afraid !

Edited by Scope, 17 March 2009 - 14:23.

[Destiny]

*Flips a page and blinks* ...





*Somewhere else in the plane*
Terrorist: I'll make the sacrifice! *Runs into Scope and explodes*

[BeefJeRKy]

YOU FOOL! TARGET THAT CHILD WITH THE BOOK NOT MEE!!!
*fires off an AK round into another suicide bomber*
Let's fly towards... umm... What American buildings are unprotected?
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None?
...
OK Change of plans! We go to KENYA!

[Destiny]

*Flips a page, and blinks* ...






*Somewhere else in the plane*
Hijacker: Ok we go Kenya. *The plane suddenly beeps and experiences a color change and returns to normal* Where is Kenya?

[JJ]

Sirs, this is not Kenya. This is Jurassic Park.

Announcement: WELCOME TO JURASAIC PARK

[ΓΛPTΘΓ]

Raptor on patrol, encountering raptors.

*Ground attack mode engaged, weapon system online*
*Launching JDAM*