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#1101 retry_1

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 02:14

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[21:06] <04CrimsonWolf> http://www.pcgamer.c...408%20large.jpg
[21:06] <klimt> well, she can conquer me any day.
[21:07] <04CrimsonWolf> great, now i have to build a new rig so i ca- hahaha

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#1102 Comr4de

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 03:07

Me and 'dose talking about RA3.

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Japan has Anime Fan mobs
Overdose says:
like angry mobs except they throw DVDs
Overdose says:
And you can arm them with Torrents
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#1103 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 10:35

:P

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#1104 Kris

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Posted 15 February 2008 - 19:24

I played Soldat and left Zeke, When i came back. I saw this :dope: :

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Zeke says (3:04 AM):
*slaps self*
Zeke says (3:04 AM):
when you rum out fo things to do
Zeke says (3:05 AM):
teh only option is too sleep :read:
Zeke says (3:05 AM):
and dream
Zeke says (3:05 AM):
dreams are like games
Zeke says (3:05 AM):
ezcept they're potentially fatal :read:
Zeke says (3:06 AM):
*remembers a news article of a guy who died in a dream and died in real life*
Zeke says (3:06 AM):
heck all games are potentially fatal :read:
Zeke says (3:06 AM):
one way or another
Zeke says (3:06 AM):
no they're not
Zeke says (3:06 AM):
yes they are
Zeke says (3:06 AM):
O rly...
Zeke says (3:06 AM):
YA rly
Zeke says (3:07 AM):
Ok
Zeke says (3:07 AM):
how can checkers kill you?
Zeke says (3:07 AM):
hmmm...
Zeke says (3:07 AM):
well...
Zeke says (3:07 AM):
you can accidentaly swallow the pieces :P
Zeke says (3:07 AM):
that's dumb
Zeke says (3:07 AM):
it's still a possibility
Zeke says (3:07 AM):
right...
Zeke says (3:08 AM):
who r u anyway
Zeke says (3:08 AM):
I am you
Zeke says (3:08 AM):
If your me who am I
Zeke says (3:08 AM):
You are also you
Zeke says (3:08 AM):
ok...
Zeke says (3:08 AM):
I'm your brain
Zeke says (3:08 AM):
Oh!
Zeke says (3:08 AM):
hi brain :P
Zeke says (3:08 AM):
yo
Zeke says (3:09 AM):
wassup
Zeke says (3:09 AM):
nothin much
Zeke says (3:09 AM):
cept I'm freakkin tired
Zeke says (3:09 AM):
GO TO SLEEP
Zeke says (3:09 AM):
maybe :read:
Zeke says (3:09 AM):
NAO
Zeke says (3:09 AM):
well?
Zeke says (3:09 AM):
well what
Zeke says (3:09 AM):
aren't you going to sleep?
Zeke says (3:10 AM):
maybe :read:
Zeke says (3:10 AM):
-__-
Zeke says (3:10 AM):
:dope:
Zeke says (3:10 AM):
sigh...
Zeke says (3:10 AM):
SLEEP
Zeke says (3:10 AM):
NOWS!
Zeke says (3:10 AM):
fine -__-
Zeke says (3:11 AM):
good man :D
Zeke says (3:11 AM):
well cya Kris :read:


...and he went to bed :dope:







#1105 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 15 February 2008 - 20:14

LOL :P

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#1106 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 18:55

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【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice (19:49):
guess what
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice (19:49):
Kiwi you know what is?
=]Chris[= dice (19:49):
Kiwi is a fruit :/
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice (19:49):
yeah
=]Chris[= dice (19:49):
or a Shoe shine in my country
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice (19:49):
Kiwi+ice+Vodka= Vodky 8)
=]Chris[= dice (19:50):
or :/
=]Chris[= dice (19:50):
Kivod ;)
=]Chris[= dice (19:50):
Comrade Kivod :P
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice (19:51):
XD
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice (19:51):
Erhem
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice (19:51):
I am Tov4risch Kidov puh
=]Chris[= dice (19:52):
XD
=]Chris[= dice (19:52):
Comrade Jazminish Kivod
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice (19:52):
NOES!
=]Chris[= dice (19:52):
YES!
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice (19:52):
Tovarisch Jazminsky Kidovishk
=]Chris[= dice (19:53):
FLAIL :P
=]Chris[= dice (19:53):
Hay buhay :P
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice (19:53):
Christianiv
=]Chris[= dice (19:53):
Christov
=]Chris[= dice (19:53):
nub:P
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice (19:53):
Lol
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice (19:53):
Christosky
=]Chris[= dice (19:53):
HAI
=]Chris[= dice (19:53):
I'm not a chinook D:
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice (19:53):
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice (19:53):
Quotes xD
=]Chris[= dice (19:53):
XD
=]Chris[= dice (19:54):
Sykorsky :P
=]Chris[= dice (19:54):
kekeke :P


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#1107 Alias

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 03:04

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Stinger says:
Would you rape a dolpin?
Thierry/Thez - Kirov reporting! says:
What?
Chyros says:
... ... ...
Stinger says:
I thought it would befunny to say that.
Thierry/Thez - Kirov reporting! says:
You are a sick man
Stinger says:
be funny*
Stinger says:
=o
Stinger says:
o=
Stinger says:
: D
Thierry/Thez - Kirov reporting! says:
The Little Mermaid?
Stinger says:
I don't mean any of this tonight.
Stinger says:
Oh yeah... Ariel.
Stinger says:
: D
Chyros says:
yeah we know :P
Thierry/Thez - Kirov reporting! says:
Cant do that with a mermaid though XD
Alias says:
You don't mean anything you say 90% of the time
Thierry/Thez - Kirov reporting! says:
all tail (duh)
Stinger says:
Can't do shit with a Mermaid, tail in the way and all.
Thierry/Thez - Kirov reporting! says:
:)
Stinger says:
: D
Chyros says:
mermaids DO have a head you know :P
Thierry/Thez - Kirov reporting! says:
http://en.wikipedia....Mermaid_problem
Stinger says:
Sucky sucky, five dollah. :O
Thierry/Thez - Kirov reporting! says:
XD
Chyros says:
full metal jacket :D
Thierry/Thez - Kirov reporting! says:
http://en.wikipedia....therMermaid.jpg
Stinger says:
ROFL!
Alias says:
Wat.
Alias says:
http://en.wikipedia....therMermaid.jpg
Thierry/Thez - Kirov reporting! says:
:P
Alias says:
Damnit
Alias says:
You beat me!
Alias says:
:(
Stinger says:
The mermaid problem!
Chyros says:
damn, wiki is really going downhill lately


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#1108 Areze

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 03:11

You are a demented person.
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#1109 Hobbesy

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 03:27

Hehehehe that one gave me a good laugh.

#1110 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 13:43

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MYLO dice (14:42):
gah.... BR makes me sarcastic -.-"
Mike dice (14:42):
lol
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice (14:42):
BR?
Zeke dice (14:42):
BR?
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice (14:42):
lol
Mike dice (14:42):
BR? :P
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice (14:42):
FAIL
Alias dice (14:42):
Butt Rapists
【☆】 кเ๔๔๏ 【☆】кเ๔ Ŧ๏ยภ๔єг, ๏ฬภєг คภ๔ lєค๔єг!™ dice (14:42):
XD^


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#1111 Mr. Mylo

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 14:05

it was the german shortcut for business administration...
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#1112 Sgt. Nuker

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Posted 18 February 2008 - 06:09

View PostAreze, on 16 Feb 2008, 22:11, said:

You are a demented person.


Not only that, but just plain purile and typical.
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#1113 Stinger

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Posted 21 February 2008 - 01:45

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Posted 21 February 2008 - 01:48

=o
Lifes a shit.. deal w/ it..its impossible to have a good day wow fuck this gay earth much??
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#1115 Comr4de

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Posted 21 February 2008 - 05:00

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cryptkeeper says:
i think random is unbalanced =O
[Comr4de] AKA Luis says:
:D
cryptkeeper says:
random is the single most best general in the game
cryptkeeper says:
if you don't believe me ask the millions of gla i sluaghter with his randomness
cryptkeeper says:
randomness is his power and the power of random is ulitimite force in the universe
cryptkeeper says:
fear the random
[Comr4de] AKA Luis says:
XD
[Comr4de] AKA Luis says:
Spoiler
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#1116 Foxhound

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Posted 21 February 2008 - 05:04

View PostStinger, on 20 Feb 2008, 20:45, said:

http://img509.images...51/convomw8.png

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=o

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#1117 CodeCat

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 13:34

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[14:28] <Sami-adventures-> Redwolf_Blade, you could wear it with a matching leather jacket ^_^
[14:28] <Sami-adventures-> and and
[14:28] <Sami-adventures-> if you're near 30 years old
[14:28] <Sami-adventures-> you could get a monocle
[14:28] <Sami-adventures-> ^______^
[14:28] <Redwolf_Blade> ....
[14:28] <Redwolf_Blade> You suck
[14:28] <Sami-adventures-> Whaa D:
[14:28] <Redwolf_Blade> You know that?
[14:28] <Sami-adventures-> monocles are cool o_o
[14:28] <Redwolf_Blade> Sami lol
[14:28] <Redwolf_Blade> Monocles are not cool
[14:28] <Sami-adventures-> really? o__O`
[14:28] <Redwolf_Blade> lol
[14:29] <Redwolf_Blade> Not to me
[14:29] <Sami-adventures-> I was looking at old people and
[14:29] <Redwolf_Blade> -_-
[14:29] <Sami-adventures-> monocles are like, one thing that gets more and more awesome as the age gets older ^_^
[14:29] <Sami-adventures-> like a 30yearold with a monocle is cool
[14:29] <Sami-adventures-> but a 40years or
[14:29] <Sami-adventures-> 60years
[14:29] <Sami-adventures-> its like BAM stylish to the max :O
[14:29] <Redwolf_Blade> Sami did you just call me old n.n
[14:29] * Sami-adventures- makes one eye big ^_^
[14:29] <Sami-adventures-> no but um
[14:29] <Nirofen> monocoles are good for costumes, I need one for mine >.>
[14:29] <Sami-adventures-> when you get near 70 you must try it ^_^
[14:29] <Sami-adventures-> they look super hot
[14:29] <Sami-adventures-> really :O
[14:30] <Redwolf_Blade> ......
[14:30] <Redwolf_Blade> You are insane
[14:30] <Redwolf_Blade> I like insane
[14:30] <Redwolf_Blade> Your my friend now...

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#1118 Hobbesy

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 06:22

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C. P. Boidy says (12:21 AM):
God damn that song is awesome.
Sean/Hobbes says (12:21 AM):
The...egg....song?
C. P. Boidy says (12:21 AM):
Yep
Sean/Hobbes says (12:22 AM):
You scare me, sir.


A discussion on this flash: http://www.albinobla...m/flash/eggsong

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 14:16

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[15:11] <Neko> so anyone a metal fan?
[15:12] <Woodrow> Depends
[15:12] <Redwolf_Blade> no but the ceiling fan is made of plastic I think
[15:12] <CodeCat> What kind of metal? Cadmium? Iridium? Iron?
[15:12] <CodeCat> Aluminium? Copper?
[15:12] <Woodrow> I'm partial to almunium
[15:12] <AC-Snowleopard> I'm particularly fond of Cobalt myself.
[15:12] <Woodrow> Or cpper
[15:12] <CodeCat> Ah yes Cobalt
[15:12] <Neko> Metal music?
[15:12] <Woodrow> *Copper
[15:12] <Redwolf_Blade> Mercury is an awesome metal
[15:12] <AC-Snowleopard> Bismuth rules, too.
[15:12] <Woodrow> Platinum FTW'
[15:13] <Redwolf_Blade> plutonium
[15:13] <AC-Snowleopard> Woodrow: Paladium > Platinum.
[15:13] <Woodrow> Lithium is neat, just add water
[15:13] <CodeCat> Sodium owns all
[15:13] <AC-Snowleopard> Lithium: best known for making things go BOOM. >:3
[15:13] <CodeCat> Chrome is pretty

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#1120 Jazzie Spurs

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 14:31

XD

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#1121 CodeCat

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Posted 26 February 2008 - 23:16

Talking to someone on Skype about this topic:

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Him: I don't understand this one: 'Did you know there's a Japanese version of one three three seven?'
Me: What, you've never heard of leet? You know, leet speak?
Him: Uh, no.
Me: Wow... have you ever actually BEEN on the internet?

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#1122 Stinger

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Posted 27 February 2008 - 03:50

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Alias says:
Coming
Alias says:
I'm in
Stinger says:
Eeeew. : /
cryptkeeper says:
lol


:sheep: :rolleyes:

#1123 Cryptkeeper

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Posted 27 February 2008 - 05:10

it felt good but after awhile i realized I've had better

#1124 Comr4de

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Posted 27 February 2008 - 06:20

^

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#1125 Sic

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Posted 27 February 2008 - 14:26

Hahahaha. *facepalm*
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